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[himborrito]

I’m honored to be apart of this dope track. Give it a listen and keep an eye (ear) out for ya boy 😘😘😘

[branblessed-blog]

jewish strilondes wearing jewish humor shirts! i know i’m not a great artist, but i’m pretty proud of how these came out!

[juanconde]

9. It’s all About Me

www.juanconde,bandcamp.com 

[branblessed-blog]

@sportsannouncer @wholemeasure :^)

ok but also. david and goliath. and dave defeated many goliaths over the course of his session, some metaphorical and some literal. from his depression to his ptsd to his repression of emotions and sexuality to accepting his abuse to killing the final incarnation of lord english, dave has killed a lot of insurmountable giants. and, at the end of the day, when he was reunited with all the friends he had made, he was beloved.

[branblessed-blog]

things that upset me on a near-daily basis: the name david is hebrew for beloved, which during dave's childhood he most definitely wasn't, and it's almost entirely certain that bro named him that specifically for the irony

[branblessed-blog]

TAGGED BY : @plasmaknight​ im dying squirtle TAGGING :  @cometbirth​ @heirchanged​ @heartprnce​

BODY.

Long legs.   Short legs.   Average legs.   Slender thighs.   Thick thighs.   Toned thighs.   Muscular thighs.   Skinny arms.   Soft arms.   Toned arms.   Muscular arms.   Toned stomach.   Flat stomach.   Flabby Stomach.   Soft stomach.   Beer belly.   Lean frame.   Beefy/muscular frame.   Voluptuous frame.   Petite frame ( 5 ft 4 or shorter ).   Lanky frame.   Short nails.   Long nails.   Manicured nails.   Dirty nails.  Flat ass.   Toned ass.   Bubble butt.   Small waist.   Thick waist.   Narrow hips.   Average hips.   Wide hips.   Big feet.   Average feet.   Small feet.   Soft feet.   Slender feet.   Calloused hands.   Soft hands.   Big hands.   Average hands.   Small hands.   Long fingers.  Short fingers.   Average fingers.   Broad shoulder.   Underweight.   Average weight.   Overweight.

HEIGHT.

Shorter than 140 cm.   141 cm-150 cm.   151 cm to 160 cm.   161 cm to 170 cm.   171 cm to 180cm.   181 cm to 190 cm.   191 cm to 2m.   Taller than 2 m.

SKIN.

Pale.  Rosy.   Olive.   Dark.   Tanned.   Blotchy.   Smooth.   Acne.   Dry.   Greasy.   Freckled.

EYES.

Small.   Large.   Average.   Grey.   Brown.   Blue.   Green.   Gold.   Hazel.   Doe-eyed.   Almond.   Close-set.   Wide-set.   Squinty.   Monolid.   Heavy eyelids.   Upturned.   Downturned.   Sunken.

HAIR.

Thin.   Thick.   Fine.   Normal.   Greasy.   Dry.   Soft.   Shiny.   Curly.   Frizzy.   Wild.   Unruly.   Straight.   Smooth.   Wavy.   Floppy.   Cropped.   Pixie-cut.   Shoulder length.   Back length.   Waist length.   Buzz cut.   Bald.   Jaw length.   Mohawk.   White.   Platinum blonde.   Golden blonde.   Dirty blonde.   Blondette.   Ombre.   Light brown.   Mouse brown.   Chestnut brown.   Golden brown.   Chocolate brown.   Dark brown.   Jet black.   Ginger.   Auburn.   Dyed red.   Dyed any “unnatural color”.   Thin eyebrows.   Average eyebrows.   Thick eyebrows.   Undercut.

TATTOOS / PIERCINGS.

Full sleeve.   Thigh tattoo.   Neck tattoo.   Chest tattoo.   One tattoo.   A few here and there.   Multiple.   No tattoo.   Monroe piercing.   Nose piercing.   Septum.   Nipple piercing(s).   Genital piercing(s).   Industrial piercings.   Earlobe piercing.   Prince Albert piercing.   Eyebrow piercing(s).   Tongue piercing(s).   Lip piercing(s).   Tragus piercing.   Angel bites.   Labret.   Stretches out ears.   Navel piercing.   Inverse navel piercing.   Cheek piercing(s).   Smiley.   Nape piercing(s).

COSMETICS.

Eyeliner.   Light eyeliner.   Heavy eyeliner.   Cat eyes.   Mascara.   Fake eyelashes.   Matte lipstick.   Regular lipstick.   Lipgloss.   Red lips.   Pink lips.  Dark lips.   Bronzer.   Highlighter.   Eyeshadow.   Neutral eyeshadow.   Smoky eyes.   Colorful eyeshadow.   Blush.   Lipliner.   Light contouring.   Heavy contouring.   Powder.   Matte foundation.   Shiny foundation.   Concealer.   Wears make up regularly.   Wears it only from time to time.   Never wears make-up.

SCENT.

Floral.   Fruity.   Perfumes.   Aftershave.   Cocoa.   Moisturizer.   Shampoo.   Cigarettes.   Leather.   Sweat.   Food.   Incense.   Marijuana.   Cologne.   Whiskey.   Wine.   Fried food.   Blood.   Fire.   Metal.

CLOTHES.

Jeans.   Tight pants.   Overknee socks.   Tights.   Leggings.   Yoga pants.   Pencil skirt.   Tight skirt.   Loose skirt.   Tight/formfitting dress.   Cardigans.   Blouse.   Button up shirt.   Band-T-shirt.   Sports-T-shirt.   Sweatpants.  Tanktop.   Cut off t-shirt.   Designer.   High street.   Online stores.   Thrift.   Lingerie.   Long skirt.   Miniskirt.   Maxidress.   Sun dress.   Tie.   Tuxedo.   Cocktail dress.   Highslit dress/skirt.   T-shirt.   Loose clothing.   Tight clothing.   Jean shorts.   Sweater.   Sweater vest.   Khaki pants.   Suit.   Hoodie.   Harem pants.   Basketball shorts.   Boxers.   Briefs.   Thong.   Hotpants.   Hipster panties.   Bra.   Sportsbra.   Crop top.   Corset.   Ballerina skirt.   Leotard.   Polka dot.   Stripes.   Glitter.   Silk.   Lace.   Leather.   Velvet.   Chemise.   Patterns.   Florals.   Neon colors.   Pastels.   Black.   Dark colors.   Fur.   Faux fur.   Bow tie.   Vest.   Half finger gloves.   Dress shirt.

SHOES.

Sneakers.   Slip-ons.   Flats.   Slippers.   Sandals.   High heels.   Kitten heels.   Ankle boots.   Combat boots.   Knee-high boots.   Platforms.   Stripper heels.   Bare feet.   Loafers.   Oxfords.   Gladiator shoes.   prison guard boots.