#( jacob.)

[dlsintegration]

are we fucking joking

[kassehkitteh]

Big fan of this stuff.

The clouds make the sky somehow feel more empty?

The way the grass looks like it just stops.

The house looking bad, but it’s someone’s home.

This is weirdcore to me. It feels empty… yet full.

One of my biggest memories of weirdcore was kind of just an ad for ac? The house looked so fake, but… comfy? The windows leading to an almost empty sky, one cloud barely visible. And the flat grass looking like it had just… stopped.

Strange, isn’t it?

[ambiguityenjoyer]

“I barely even know what a slow cooker is.”

“Oh man, they’re great. They cook stuff slowly.”

[imgonnacryalltheusersaretaken]

“I don’t act gay with my friends”

One of them just smacked your ass. And you threatened to shove three fingers up his ass if he did that again. And then he made eye contact with you. And said “I would like it”

[slumpcd]

for loml @melloweds.

" miss, a word? " he'd been coming into a new semester with new energy. excited to see what the new students could bring. that enthusiasm quickly faded when he saw her face. a pretty one with pouty lips who had been around his cock only a few nights ago. male waited for the classroom to clear, closing the door behind them. slowly he turned around to face her, " i think we should talk. " he kept her gaze as he moved over to his desk, leaning against the side. " the other night ... i think it would be in both of our best interest to keep it to ourselves. " eyes scan her body quickly, knowing what was hidden underneath that outfit of hers.

[gumptioustactition]

JACOB FRIGGING STRIDER WAKE UP. RACCOONS ATE THE CYBERTRUCK.

[katz-cradle]

Where is my wife Kitty please give her back I haven't seen her in five years,,,,

No!