#jacob.

[imgonnacryalltheusersaretaken]

“I don’t act gay with my friends”

One of them just smacked your ass. And you threatened to shove three fingers up his ass if he did that again. And then he made eye contact with you. And said “I would like it”

[dlsintegration]

are we fucking joking

[ambiguityenjoyer]

“I barely even know what a slow cooker is.”

“Oh man, they’re great. They cook stuff slowly.”

[turnedpretties]

''you’re overreacting. there's no way we'd be trapped in some haunted maze or even a haunted house. you really think we wouldn't be able to find out our way out before jason finds us, or some shit? it'll be fine.'' / @ungratcful

[litmoons-archived]

open   to   :   f/nb plot   :   fake   dating

“   people   are   going   to   catch   on   if   you   keep   looking   at   me   like   you   hate   me   .   ”

[slumpcd]

for loml @melloweds.

" miss, a word? " he'd been coming into a new semester with new energy. excited to see what the new students could bring. that enthusiasm quickly faded when he saw her face. a pretty one with pouty lips who had been around his cock only a few nights ago. male waited for the classroom to clear, closing the door behind them. slowly he turned around to face her, " i think we should talk. " he kept her gaze as he moved over to his desk, leaning against the side. " the other night ... i think it would be in both of our best interest to keep it to ourselves. " eyes scan her body quickly, knowing what was hidden underneath that outfit of hers.

[amomentxofhappiness]

@switzaerland jake

"Honestly this movie is so bad," Jacob started wondering why he had agreed to this. He really thought that with that blonde asshole gone Bella would feel better--granted he had ulterior motives cos he had had an embarrassing crush on her for years but he was also her friend and wanted to see her happy. Smiling at least. And this movie and her so called friends from school were not helping.