semi-pro heartbreaker

read “noah’s nameless wife takes inventory” by c.t. salazar.

[ambiguityenjoyer]

IDK WHAT I WANT OR WHO I WANNA BE !!!

[thornescratch]

Off Campus could NEVER.

[blondebrainpowered]

Peanuts - March 12, 1959

By Charles Schulz

[targetedknowledge]

[ok-notgood-probablybad]

control it Connor

[ambiguityenjoyer]

Really struggling to self motivate once I’m not literally in front of students leading a class.

[occidentalist]

female seahorses after knocking their man up.

[bidet-of-evil]

no! explanation of the gaps will kill Reader! she needs narrative lacunae to enjoy the story!

[ambiguityenjoyer]

did we ever get any kind of confirmation that connor and francois actually broke up? i know they stopped being attached at the hip at public appearances but i kind of assumed there was a uhaul lesbian thing going on behind the scenes there

lmao love and light to you but I’m not personally dealing in truth here!! I am making up story I think sounds fun and I enjoy imagining. I don’t know what those men are doing in their real actual life and that’s not my business. For example it does actually sound very funny to imagine Francois the character fully in Connor’s apartment….that sounds silly fun and messy. Personally I’m enjoying imagining Connor (the character) is fully deeply ghosting pretty much everyone he knows. And I don’t need confirmation of anything to fit that into the story. You know?

[stuckinapril]

You literally have to take this one wild and precious life and wrangle it into something that’s worth waking up every day for

[russianblush]

release the tapes jacob

[smokey-ilya]

in case anyone wanted this as much as i did... here's part of their first sex scene without the background music 🥹

[moon-honey-31]

enough h*ated r*valry stuff glides under my boat that i start to gather snippets of information about the fandom, and by far my favorite recurring bit is that they seem to be trying by any means possible to avoid admitting ilya is based on alex ovechkin bc 1) they think he's ugly 2) they think he's not good (eta: not good enough) at hockey and 3) they don't like his politics

look at him. look at your god and squirm. you're in love with alex ovechkin and no amount of mental gymnastics can wriggle you out that

[madeline-kahn]

"What a fucking day, huh?"

[ambiguityenjoyer]

Little girl cat is in HUGE lover bug mood this morning. Life worth living, etc.

[isthismusicc]

happy Ilya day everyone

[clytemnestraaa]

can i just say, going by how Rose and Shane were both before they broke up and maybe even more after when she was asking him about jerking off at his parents' house...i have a feeling that Rose is still extremely like intimate with Shane whenever they interact?? idk if i can explain it well but like, asking him super personal stuff that he always answers, and then when they do get together there is a lot of touching and stuff. and Shane initiates it too, it's not just like one sided on her part. i think Shane genuinely likes and gets along with her and i think this drives Ilya absolutely INSANE even tho he has Svet. cause like Shane hasn't known Rose their whole lives and Ilya never seriously dated her, it's not the same thing. and like he doesn't HATE Rose but sometimes he hates how easily Shane tells her stuff, or how she will drape herself over Shane and hold his hand etc, like it genuinely makes his eye twitch sometimes but he feels like he can't say anything bc again, Svetlana exists and Ilya still hands out with her so...

i feel like the difference is that ilya is definitely not talking to svetlana about his and shane's sex life because 1) ilya thinks their sex is Sacred to a degree that's embarrassing 2) he's experienced enough that there's not a lot svetlana is going to be able to offer or add 3) that's hisshane and nobody else should be thinking about him.

and then shane is out here being like rooooose does that throat numbing spray stuff actually work. roooooose is it weird if i want him to pee on me. roooooose should i be worried if sometimes after coming he starts crying. rooooooose do you know how to fix anti-depressant related erectile dysfunction. rooooooooose have you ever tried shibari. like rose is simply too in the loop. rose is the yuna for questions that shane cannot ask yuna. and ilya is like "ROSE LANDRY does NOT need to know about my TICKLISH EAR!!" and shane is like 🥺 "but she's my friend...."