semi-pro heartbreaker

read “noah’s nameless wife takes inventory” by c.t. salazar.

[ambiguityenjoyer]

IDK WHAT I WANT OR WHO I WANNA BE !!!

[yenvengerberg]

CHAPPELL ROAN - Viva Glam Lip Collection

[ambiguityenjoyer]

Sometimes. Teachers are right. the current state of teen attention spans and teen man-o-sphere culture and teen video gaming/screen addiction and teen reliance on ai IS alarming. And then sometimes we are just gabbing about shit that has happened for ever. They’ll always find ways to not use their brains or share answers or cheat or not read or distract each other in class or avoid work or be cruel to each other. At some point one must accept that it’s developmentally normal behavior lmao.

[ambiguityenjoyer]

AT BEST mcdavid is a gay man married to a lesbian…..Lauren is a Girls Girl. Connor ? Well obviously he likes having someone to make all the decisions for him that aren’t hockey related (what is that? trad wife ? it’s not quite trad husband ? passive useless man in your house ?) but he does like to be around her when she’s getting ready and he’s happy to see Leon when the four of them hang out…

[audible-smiles]

the worst part of summer is that people get sooo comfortable expressing their disgust at having to see other people’s bodies. they’re always complaining about wrinkly old men at the nude hot springs or fat women in bikinis at the beach. I hate that shit. if you’re not capable of being normal about bodies you personally don’t find attractive, just turn your head to look at something else! and if you’re not smart enough to do that, then at least do the rest of us the courtesy of suffering in silence, because we don’t wanna hear your weird comments. thanks.

[ambiguityenjoyer]

the way connor holds his upper lip in his modeling photos is sooooo like no wonder the slavic expressions came so easily to him but like his face is So On all the time i wonder if it takes more effort to relax it

it’s probably that his modeling/slavic face IS him relaxing, and other expressions are him making his face do that…maybe not on purpose on purpose but I have a massive resting bitch face and I’ll get home and realize my face is tired from being Up And Lifted all day. Or when I’m going out and need to feel sexy I feel like I’m Lifting Everything Up. It’s also my ballerina face……

[fuckrozanov]

goodmorning this is your assigned shane of the day

[louisegluckpdf]

painting this on the ceiling above my bed so it's the first thing i see upon waking in the morning and the last thing i see before falling asleep at night

[bedlund]

addison rae reveals the meaning [youtube]

[lesbianlandry]

[boitterfly]

this post by @lesbianlandry made me laugh so hard i made an ilya version

[miscelium]

club scene if it was stupid song by olivia rodrigo

[effemimaniac]

we are in the midst of a friday ass thursday. keep your wits about you.

[ambiguityenjoyer]

My coworker caught me standing by the stream just looking at it…taking it all in…it rained SO hard this afternoon….she was like are you having a contemplative moment by the water?!?! Yes What About It

[thisfeebleheart]

Ilya's fluttery hands when he's overwhelmed by Shane (insp by @gloryhollanovjah)

[connorstorriegifs]

Connor Storrie | Currus Clothing | 2022

[knownqueerbaiter]

okay well the thing is You’re a spark in the dark and my clothes all caught aflame you should feel how i feel when somebody says your name on im a car speeding down the boulevard without a break and i want you more than any stupid song could ever say im a heart made of wax and im melting in the sun im a thread on your shirt that is coming undone i feel right i feel wrong i feel totally insane and i want you more than any stupid song could ever say…….