semi-pro heartbreaker

read “noah’s nameless wife takes inventory” by c.t. salazar.

[ambiguityenjoyer]

IDK WHAT I WANT OR WHO I WANNA BE !!!

[pharmersonly]

YEAAHHHHHHHHHHH

[deadelated]

you're so brave for what's about to happen to you

[washedupswammer]

top 20 ships on ao3 by team because i got curious. and well, you can see the results.

[likitesplit]

North Dakota

[bisexualhunterbiden]

Y'all need to stop saying "community" when you mean "friend group."

[enoughtohold]

Los Angeles, 1996. Photo by Nancy Palmieri.

[scunthotter]

Au where taste by Sabrina carpenter is out when Shane and Rose break up and Shane tells Rose about his situationship and how they're back together and maybe are serious. And because Shane is asshole4asshole in all his relationships Rose posts an Instagram reel to Taste wearing Shane's jersey.

[grabmyboner]

someone protect them

[fuckrozanov]

goodmorning this is your assigned shane of the day

[thisisnotenuff]

the best thing about shane hollander is that hes literally cool. here's this guy who is fuckoff good at hockey like once in a generation talent (twice though because ilya is there <3) and he doesnt really drink he definitely doesnt party hes pretty soft spoken and keeps to himself (but they made him captain anyway. hes just that good) and is usually pretty stoic from an outside perspective and he can rattle off hockey facts and stats like hes got every wikipedia page memorized. AND hes fucking gorgeous. if he wasnt being tortured by being gay and having undiagnosed ocd and autism this shit would be nothing to him man

[ellisonwongparty]

i'm bored so i'm gonna make some sweeping generalizations.

i feel like most people can be split into two groups: shane coded ilya fuckers, and ilya coded shane fuckers. to be clear that's you identify with shane, and want to fuck ilya. or you identify with ilya, and want to fuck shane.

but then like..... to complicate things....

there's also shane coded shane fuckers.... rare and peculiar. ilya coded ilya fuckers.......?????!!! someone call security.........

[ellisonwongparty]

vote on your phones.

which one are you. you have to pick one.

ilya coded shane fucker

shane coded ilya fucker

ilya coded ilya fucker

shane coded shane fucker

Remaining time: 1 hour 16 minutes

[ambiguityenjoyer]

[archivearchangelica]

My first year campus room, 2001

[gaussianhorse]

in my mind this is Where It Happens... (decadent stress chamber by @garagepaperback)

[garagepaperback]

uh huh to deodorant (???) on top of the duvet, uh HUH to the navy blue sheet/blanket set (a wild Boy move made abundantly despite the fact that it shows the stain of certain transparent white crusts more than maybe any other fabric or color) ilya has no photos on his walls which weirds shane out even though shane also has none - and i cut this line i think, but the curtain is a dollar store sheet nailed up above the window frame.

mostly tho: ya ya ya ya :,)

[thepenguinpress]

Vladimir Nabokov’s note card, c. 1969.

[lonesomedovepdf]

“[March 21 1951]

Student explaining to me (after getting 55) that when reading a novel (’Ulysses’ in this case) he likes to skip ‘passages and pages’ so as ‘to get his own idea, you know, about the book and not be influenced by the author’.”

[beguines]

[marxisforbros]

Conversation with a Native Son: Maya Angelou and James Baldwin