semi-pro heartbreaker

read “noah’s nameless wife takes inventory” by c.t. salazar.

[ambiguityenjoyer]

IDK WHAT I WANT OR WHO I WANNA BE !!!

[artssie]

Wilted (Morning, Fading) (1870) by Gabriel von Max

[volcanic-crater]

cleaned out the garage and found my old thinking cap from when i would think

[389]

The Sopranos S06E04

[thornescratch]

Off Campus could NEVER.

[blondebrainpowered]

Peanuts - March 12, 1959

By Charles Schulz

[targetedknowledge]

[ok-notgood-probablybad]

control it Connor

[ambiguityenjoyer]

Really struggling to self motivate once I’m not literally in front of students leading a class.

[occidentalist]

female seahorses after knocking their man up.

[bidet-of-evil]

no! explanation of the gaps will kill Reader! she needs narrative lacunae to enjoy the story!

[ambiguityenjoyer]

did we ever get any kind of confirmation that connor and francois actually broke up? i know they stopped being attached at the hip at public appearances but i kind of assumed there was a uhaul lesbian thing going on behind the scenes there

lmao love and light to you but I’m not personally dealing in truth here!! I am making up story I think sounds fun and I enjoy imagining. I don’t know what those men are doing in their real actual life and that’s not my business. For example it does actually sound very funny to imagine Francois the character fully in Connor’s apartment….that sounds silly fun and messy. Personally I’m enjoying imagining Connor (the character) is fully deeply ghosting pretty much everyone he knows. And I don’t need confirmation of anything to fit that into the story. You know?

[stuckinapril]

You literally have to take this one wild and precious life and wrangle it into something that’s worth waking up every day for

[russianblush]

release the tapes jacob

[smokey-ilya]

in case anyone wanted this as much as i did... here's part of their first sex scene without the background music 🥹

[moon-honey-31]

enough h*ated r*valry stuff glides under my boat that i start to gather snippets of information about the fandom, and by far my favorite recurring bit is that they seem to be trying by any means possible to avoid admitting ilya is based on alex ovechkin bc 1) they think he's ugly 2) they think he's not good (eta: not good enough) at hockey and 3) they don't like his politics

look at him. look at your god and squirm. you're in love with alex ovechkin and no amount of mental gymnastics can wriggle you out that

[madeline-kahn]

"What a fucking day, huh?"