#( pfffft.)

[delightbringer]

Adam is deep inside you right now ... she sees nothing wrong with this sentence.

[laughtracked]

anxiety has me googling the stupidest shit like “how to pick best fruit at grocery store”

[khvylovy]

Valzhang hokey player Frank and the team medic Leo AU. How does their first interaction goes? Frank falls and breaks his pinky on his right hand and Leo learns that by hokey-player standards, he is basically gravely injured.

[dontlookoverheredammit]

------ No, she’s not laughing at that.  Not at all.

[likebrooklynnewyork]

You ever wake up from a nap mad?

Like, you know it was a dream.

But you’re still mad at the person who was in it.