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Summercamp after day debrief tiredness is getting me...but like trans mtf Prism...
Dispatch Fanfic: Wonders Never Cease
Emma wondered how she could possibly ask him if he was in danger of relapsing without outright being like, Hey, we were all talking about you earlier when you were at NA!
She settled on, “Are you okay?”
“Mhm.” He hugged his tablet to his chest.
“Okay,” Emma said. She folded her knees to her chest and hugged them. “What were you working on?”
“Checking my stocks,” he said. “The market is really volatile right now, so I’m debating if I need to further diversify my portfolio.”
“Oh.”
They fell silent. Emma scrambled for something else to say and came up blank.
“In high school, I figured out that it was easier to control my shifting if I was smoking weed all the time,” he said suddenly.
Emma blinked. “Oh.”
“Yeah, but then I started using coke in college, just at parties and stuff, but it’s kind of a culture in the big financial districts.”
“Wolf of Wall Street?”
“Yeah, exactly!” He rubbed the back of his head. “I mean, I did Adderall and quaaludes and shit too. But the bat loves cocaine.”
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Chapter 3 is up.
Mandy time!!!
It was a task to write her, and I maybe had too much fun making her very 'corporate', but I worked in HR before, so this is extra funny to me.
I love Mandy though, Mommy Blazer for the win 💚
My favourite term from one of my Dispatch drafts.
Schrodinger's Shroud
A term I shall use in post-canon fics whenever I decide Shroud's fate is not immediately relevant to the story.
You know with the end of the UpperCut Chronicles I should probably go back and finish that "cut Coupé" story I started working on 3 months ago but it just keeps getting more heartwrenching. Like levels of "hurt/eventual comfort" angst that are unprecedented for me, notable peddler of tooth rotting fluff
When the door to the SDN breakroom is suddenly a portal to another world, these three idiots go through it and get stranded while three ISIS agents come through on a top-secret mission of their own.
YES I'm writing this fic YES I PROMISE!!! Heres some spoiler-ish details, read at your own risk… especially if you're a big fan of Archer, then the idea I have will probably be fun for you too:
>Archer jumps and bullies Waterboy, constantly blaming him for spilling a perfectly good Bloody Mary but over time takes him under his wing and shares booze after seeing the rookie do his best and protect his teammates by any means necessary even when terrified, which immediately sets him apart from Cyril’s cowardice and earns him Sterling’s respect, even if a bit backhanded (like the way he and Ray usually get along but bump heads)
>Malory keeps making Islamophobic bomb jokes at Flambae’s expense and is fed up with Prism’s attitude, stating its almost “as if Lana never left”. Aside from how racist she is, Mallory does also recognize that Alice and Chad are both surprisingly competent as temporary field agents. She makes some comment about how she isn't gonna call them by their hero/”stripper” names although she routinely tries to manipulate Herman into taking his “Fisher Price gimp suit” off and being her boy toy. He is NOT interested. 🐆
>back at SDN, Lana successfully infiltrates the Phoenix program as a superhero in training called Deadshot with nearly superhuman accuracy and implied superhuman strength (neither of which she actually has, but she might as well since she just uses her field agent skill set to complete these crazy missions). She hits it off with Robert (pretend Robert hasn't gone after Blazer *yet* for this AU, and Chase is VERY impressed with Deadshot to begin with) and the two go on a date that ends up becoming a shootout/hostile situation where Lana is revealed to be a spy and Robert reveals himself to be an ex-superhero… which only surprises Pam, who stowed away in Lana’s car and takes out some Red Ring mofos along with them. Lana offers him a job working with ISIS, but Robert sternly declines, revealing to Lana that the name ISIS has a very different history in this universe.
>Cyril is undercover as a dispatcher, extremely jealous that Robert is seeing Lana but also amused that Archer isn't there to see how corny this is getting. The steam is super annoyed by him and after trying and failing to make an ass out of Deadshot, Robert pretends not to notice or approve of how much they pick on the guy. Literally he just exists to be bullied by the Z team meanwhile they actually like Pam.