#( please ted )

[lawsluvaffair]

NO TED YOUR GOING TK DIE IM SCSRED TED BE CAREFUL YOJR KN A CAVE YOJ ARE IN A TINY CAVE TED BE CAREFUL TED YOU ARE GOING TK DIE LIME THKS TED K BEG

[ininininininstayoutstayout]

Ted is talking about Max's lips and resurrecting 'any doesn't mean all.'

[stephaniejuhnay]

“Mercy Buckets.”

[nimthirielrinon]

So a pretty clear sign that Ted Faro has completely lost it was that he showed up to a holo call with Lis wearing hot pants

I mean, it’s pretty bad

But it gets worse. Oh, it gets SOOO much worse. They’re

DENIM HOT PANTS

[StabbingMusicFromPsycho.wav]

@feralfaro

[astrlpain]

@heroicbeetle​ cont. from here (x) 

     ❝ what do you mean by that? ❞   brows creased, the magician slightly crossed. she really hadn’t expected a response, especially to a private conversation with another individual on the phone.   

    ❝ i didn’t realize you were interested in entertainment dressing room gossip, ted. ❞