under construction.

it goes on, and on, and on

[astrlpain]

                                “ it’s just a cigarette and it cannot be that bad ...                                                   ... when I want to stop I can. “

ind. sel. priv. dc/marvel multimuse 

penned by lala ! est. november 2021

 RULES / MUSES (formerly at blondeinblue / jercho)

[astrlpain]

back on my 70s/80s kara aesthetic train, she listens to too much disco music. sorry i don’t make the rules, this is just how it is. 

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@playedbetter​​ asked  /   ❝ god i wish that was me .❞ (From Zach to Kara)

      ❝ i guess it’s a pretty nice set-up. ❞    the hum of background murmurs emit from lit tv screen — a white noise to fill the silence that otherwise falls over the nearly empty apartment.    ❝ i’m allowed to be me here, do what i want. my aunt just checks me when i’m being .... a bit much. ❞     a pause in thought, legs are pulled into chest to rest chin atop knee.    ❝ it’s nothing like vegas though! ❞

high quality meme starters  /  inbox

[astrlpain]

( @olafsdottir​ / ice. )

    ❛ what? ❜

tora blinks in confusion for a moment, before it dawns on her. there’s a twinge of guilt; she did not mean to alarm him. perhaps she should have worded her request better.

    ❛ oh… oh no. i just wished to get to know you better… ❜

    ❛ um… perhaps we could get coffee? and talk? ❜

children his age like coffee, right?

     ❝ oh, coffee, right. ❞ just a chat, an opportunity to become more acquainted with a teammate. of course he’d jumped to conclusions and assumed the worse. a friendly smile cracks across the shifting nanoparticles that shield identity.  ❝ sure! i’ll probably opt for hot chocolate though. not much of a coffee drinker. ❞ 

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( heroicbeetle​ / ted. )

“Oops.” Ted rolled his eyes and spun around in the chair he was sitting in. “I’m just kinda bored back here. I thought this was gonna be a more dangerous mission. I’m just kinda sitting backstage waiting for you to take a bow for hours.”

   ❝ i’m not holding you here. you didn’t have to sit in this room the whole show. ❞     inky silk is spun off dark tresses with the quick flick of her wrists.    ❝ and there’s nothing wrong with a mission that’s less dangerous. unless you were looking forward to a life-threatening, extra-dimensional trip? ❞

[astrlpain]

( bowcarried​ / hawkeye. )

           ❛  Did you really just try to shoo me away?  ❜  Surprisingly, that wasn’t the first time she’d heard someone do that to her before.   ❛  What am I?  Five years old?  Don’t you dare answer that.  ❜

    ❝ YES. you’re getting in the way, delaying me. ❞     a roll of chartreuse hues and huff to move disheveled, tangled locks from eyes  —  the cat fumbles to reel in grappling cable used for hasty escape.     ❝ kids never were my thing. now go do your homework or something. ❞

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( astralrule​ / brainy. )

“I am not at liberty to discuss either of those answers.” Querl looked behind him and sighed. “Am I safe here or not, Supergirl?”

   ❝ you’re ... not? i feel like i’d be at liberty to know who’s recommending my cousin’s  family farm, a very private location. ❞     either way, this man, who she had limited interaction with, was a trusted friend to kal.     ❝ not sure how you got here, but yes. you’re safe. ❞

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high quality meme starters

taken from all over the internet, some specifically from the youtube channel siIvagunner . 

❝ can i get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh BONELESS PIZZA ❞

❝ and his name is ……. JOHN CENA ! ❞

❝ succ ❞

❝ BUENOS DIAS MANDY ❞

❝ n - nani ?!? ❞

❝ omae wa, mou shindeiru . ❞

❝ how many layers of irony are you on right now ? ❞

❝ SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD WAS GONNA ROLL ME . ❞

❝ [ obnoxious sound of the ever popular rickroll ] ❞

❝ they see me rollin’ . they hatin’ . ❞

❝ todokete, setsunasa ni wa ! ❞

❝ nice of the princess to invite us over for dinner, gay __ ? ❞

❝ i hope she made lotsa spaghetti ! ❞

❝ it’s the nutshack ! ❞

❝ BITCH YOU GUESSED IT ! ❞

❝ AND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII, WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU ❞

❝ whoa …. whoa …. whoa …….. WHOA ! WHOAWHOAWHOAWHOAWHOA — ❞

❝ gee ! it sure is BORING around here ! ❞

❝ you know what they say: all toasters … toast toast ! ❞

❝ it’s hiiiiiiigh noon . ❞

❝ eyyyyyyyyy, sexy lady ! ❞

❝ nice . >:] ❞

❝ i’ll have a number nine large . ❞

❝ the more you know ! ❞

❝ look at my horse . my horse is amazing . ❞

❝ epic jojoke . ❞

❝ squadala, we’re off ! ❞

❝ are you sure about that ? ❞

[ dabs ]

❝ let it go ! let it go ! ❞

❝ are you …. a real villain ? ❞

❝ well, uh … technically, uh …. nah . ❞

❝ we are number one ! ❞

❝ notice me, senpai ! ❞

❝ you’re gonna have a bad time  - sans undertale [ 2015 ] ❞

❝ pokemon go to the polls . ❞

❝ is only game . why u hef to be mad ? ❞

❝ snooPINGAS usual i see . ❞

❝ POOTIS . ❞

❝ ECH . ❞

❝ do not presume . ❞

❝ i’m gay . ❞

❝ i have crippling depression ! ❞

❝ expand dong . ❞

❝ HE HAS NO STYLE ! HE HAS NO GRACE ! ❞

❝ according to all known laws of aviation — ❞

❝ what the fuck did you just say to me you little bitch ? ❞

❝ GOOD SHIT . ❞

❝ i play pokemon go everyday ! ❞

❝ BEGONE, THOT . ❞

❝ jesus christ it’s jason bourne . ❞

❝ BEHOLD THE POWER OF MY STAND ! ❞

❝ taaaaaaaake oooooooooon meeeeeeeeee ! ❞

❝ GET TO THE CHOPPA ! ❞

❝ all your base . now belong to us . ❞

❝ WOOMY . ❞

❝ i used to be an adventurer like you, until i took an arrow to the knee . ❞

❝ look at this dude . oh nononononono …. ❞

❝ i am the sand guardian, guardian of the sand ! ❞

❝ exotic butters . ❞

❝ gotta go fast ! ❞

❝ what does the fox say ? ❞

❝ pen pineapple apple pen . ❞

❝ NOOOOOOO . PLEASE GOD NO, NO . NO . NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO — ❞

❝ get out of my swamp ! ❞

❝ look at all those chickens ! ❞

❝ i’m blue, dabudee dabudi . ❞

❝ thank you, __ ! but your princess is in another castle ! ❞

❝ here i come, rougher than the rest of them . ❞

❝ HEHEHE I AM A SUPAHSTAR WARRIAH ❞

❝ press f to pay respects . ❞

❝ the cake is a lie . ❞

❝ owo what’s this ? ❞

❝ SAY WHAAAAAAAT ? ❞

❝ now this is a story all about how my life got twisted upside down . ❞

❝ it’s lit, fam ! ❞

❝ yes, hello . i was wondering i you could play that song, again . ❞

❝ smoke weed every day . ❞

❝ but hey, that’s just a theory ! A GAME THEORY ! ❞

❝ is that a motherfucking jojo reference ??? ❞

❝ [ room on fire ] this is fine . ❞

❝ fuck the police, comin’ straight from the underground ! ❞

❝ this bitch empty . YEET ! ❞

❝ god i wish that was me . ❞

❝ fuck this shit i’m out . ❞

❝ [ knuckles voice ] oh no . ❞

❝ yeah bOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII ❞

❝ dicks out for harambe . ❞

❝ guess i’ll die . ❞

❝ ya like jazz ? ❞

❝ ow the edge ❞

❝ W H O M S T’ D V E ❞

❝ words can’t hurt me these shades are gucci . ❞

❝ __, shut the fuck up and get the fuck out . ❞

❝ it’s over nine thousand !! ❞

❝ HEEEEEEYEYAAAAAEYAAAEYEYE !!!! ❞

❝ rollin’ around at the speed of sound ! ❞

❝ but that all changed when the fire nation attacked . ❞

❝ that day, humanity received a grim reminder . ❞

❝ DOH ! ❞

❝ two to the one to the one to the three . ❞

❝ so long, gay bowser ! ❞

❝ WEEWOO WEEWOO ❞

❝ GRAND DAD . ❞

❝ IT’S HIP TO FUCK BEES . ❞

❝ DON’T FUCK WITH ME I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE ❞

❝ inhale my dong enragement child ❞

❝ HERE COME DAT BOI ❞

❝ look at this photograph ! ❞

❝ souljia boy i tell ‘em . ❞

❝ you know i had to do it to ‘em . ❞

❝ wake me up [ WAKE ME UP INSIDE ] ❞

❝ can’t touch this . ❞

❝ deja vu ! i’ve just been in this place before ! ❞

[astrlpain]

( astralrule​ / freddy. )

“Sorry it’s just a…nevermind.” Oh okay she didn’t let pet names. Noted. 

“Are you sure? What about a milkshake?”

   𝐀𝐍 𝐀𝐏𝐎𝐋𝐎𝐆𝐘? stern features soften, still mildly annoyed. there’s a pause, a moment for thought before a more gentle response is voiced.    ❝ hm, fine. i guess i could go for a shake. but seriously, no more sweet cheeks or whatever. i don’t even know what it means. ❞

[astrlpain]

joey, after regaining his control and seemingly having mentally stabilized towards the end of teen titans vol. 3, definitely relies less on his possession ability and tries to move towards hand-to-hand means of dealing with missions and other things of the sort instead. he’s afraid to mentally trigger anything again, thus prefers to use the power only as a last resort or if absolutely necessary for the completion of a mission.

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( boomcrangs​ / digger. )

@astrlpain​ 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞𝐝 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐚 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐫

❝ eh, you’ll be right, mate. shit only gets real weird when they send ya up into space. no gravity is a bastard, let me tell ya. ❞

𝐈𝐓 𝐂𝐎𝐔𝐋𝐃 𝐁𝐄 𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐒𝐄, or so he tries to tell himself. at least the internal whispers are quiet, he’s in control — for now. but the situation was not ideal and he tries to internalize and make light of it to distract from the current reality.  《 space? 》    fluid movements, digits spell out the heavenly term.   

    《 that might actually be somewhere I never want to go ... 》 

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( astralrule​ / g’nort. )

“Naw that thing you got on your back is bad news. I heard about them once or twice. I meant the juice.”

     ❝ it’s not bad— nevermind. the juice I got from the fridge. you want one? there’s capri-sun too. ❞

[astrlpain]

i guess zee keeping a lil dude in a jar makes her a s.erial k.iller GOSH 

[astrlpain]

( heroicbeetle​ // blue beetle. )

“Lovely name for a lovely lady.” Ted offers his hand for her to shake. “Really? I’ve never seen you around.”

   ❝ hm, you trying to flatter me? ❞    she humors him, extending claw-tipped fingers to grasp man’s brightly-clad hand.   ❝ but i wouldn’t expect you to see me around. if you did, i wouldn’t be doing my job right. ❞

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( 12thlevel​ // querl. )

he’s attempting to align the power subspace array with a neutralizing pattern when she slips into his lab. querl steps away from the console for only for a brief moment, but that’s enough. he suddenly finds himself in an embrace, his wife settled against his chest.

it’s unexpected, but not unwelcome. his arms wrap around her frame and his head rests atop hers.

it’s perfect. at least for an instant.

he pulls back slightly at her comment. she’s smiling and her eyes are kind, but he frowns in return.

    ❛ what are you implying, kara? ❜

     she wants to sink into the embrace, hold it for a moment or two longer. the woman enjoys the weight of his chin atop her head — a small, but touching gesture to convey the warmth that melts the researcher’s icy demeanor. yet delicate senses are triggered, and nose contorts into a soft scrunch. it’s not wholly unbearable, but coluan musk mingles with a bouquet of foreign metals, chromatographic reagents, and something ... burnt. 

     the sweet smile doesn’t waver. even when ego is hurt and he’s pushing away, it accompanies the poorly hidden twist of nostrils — her attempt at being reassuring in a way.       ❝ i’m not implying anything. i’m telling you. it’s been three days since you last took a shower, so please. take a break and clean yourself up. maybe relax a bit? ❞

[astrlpain]

( vmpilla​ // ??? )

@astrlpain​ gets a starter

❝  if you see a werewolf running around… no you didn’t. okay? cool. ❞

   ❝ a werewolf? shit, i’ve always wanted to cross that off my bucket list. let’s see it. ❞

[astrlpain]

( astralrule​ // eddie. )

@astrlpain​

“Hot damn! Watch out!”

    ❝ seriously?? this is not the teamwork i remember! watch your flamin’ butt or i’ll put it out with some fire retardant. ❞