Dracula:....... So do you also have a voice that continually trolls and rage baits you?
(A posh British voice speaks from nothing)
Halusanation Renfield: Poor Count. Immortal, all-powerful... and still all that power sealed within somthing so miniscule as a ring. The might of a 2nd Kindred Bloodfiend locked behind a peace of fashion wear you cant take off
Dracula: shut up Halusanation Renfield
Ah...A kindred spirit in that sense.
Yes. Albeit, Jekyll is not as well spoken as your friend's voice seems to be.
(Hyde shakes his head, Jekyll coming in)
OH! We're actually the same person! I'm just his true self, though he REFUSES to acknowledge that like a STUBBORN DUMBASS! ALSO HEY! HYDE! I'M WELL SPOKEN!!! WE'RE LITERALLY THE SAME PERSON YOU JUST CALLED YOURSELF NOT AS WELL SPOKEN!!!
THE DAILY*/WEEKLY* LAES, TSAMS, AND TEASS REVIEW SHOW!!!
I was not expecting this episode to be so horrifying and cute all at the same time
So the episode starts with Day and Night in an abandon factory talking about their plan and what to do next. Day suggests killing some kids at the plex to get more eyes on them then we hear some whoosh noise and Day says something along the lines of "You feel that odd overwhelming sense of dread?"
They turn around and see President Earth (or SUPEREarth as some have taken to calling her) Prez. Earth says she's impressed that Day and Night actually followed her orders not to kill Earth and Lunar and offers them a reward.
Prez. Earth allows them to use some project they were working on.
Day tries to ask Prez. Earth what he plan is and how they are involved cause Day and Night have their own plans but it seems like their plans are more entertainment to Prez. Earth then anything.
Prez. Earth says she just thinks Day and Night are interesting and she thinks people like them are interesting to watch but she tells Day and Night that basically "Ya basic."
Their plans are still too low. They need something more, something with more oomf!
Day sort of starts to piece Prez. Earth's plan together but he doesn't tell us (the audience) we're still in the dark cause as Day says "I like the suspense"
Meanwhile this whole conversation Night is trying to resist the urge to murder Prez. Earth and she warns him that he takes a swing at her, she will kill them both cause to quote "You aren't THAT important to me."
Prez. Earth leaves and Day tells that he'll get his chance to hurt her someday but now they have to get to work on that new project...
Harvest.
Correct me if I'm wrong but wasn't Harvest one of the nicknames the fandom gave BloodMoon?
Are Day and Night building their own BloodMoon?!
The episode then cuts to the Pizza-plex where Earth and Chico are hanging out. Earth points out all the trash in Chico's room and Chico explains that the kids have a tendency to leave stuff in his room.
Secretly outside Chico's window, Lunar and Dazzie spy on the two cause Lunar thinks Chico might secretly be evil... and also he's worried for Earth (You know how like a dad or a brother character acts when they find out their child and or sibling is dating someone? Ya, Lunar is acting like that.)
Lunar and Dazzie spy on the two for a bit before getting spotted by Earth. They hid behind a conveniently shaped potted plant (that actually does a wonderful job of hiding them) but Earth and Chico find them.
Chico takes Dazzie to get some lollipops after he bribes her with lollipops to spill why Lunar was spying on them. (Man, Dazzie is a little traitor)
Lunar pulls Earth aside and tells her that he doesn't trust Chico... but mainly because he's worried for Earth cause this is her first relationship and he wants to make sure she's okay. (<- Aw, good friend Lunar)
Earth says that she and Chici aren't technically a couple. She says that they just want to hang out and get to know each other more. They don't have to cuddle or kiss yet. They just want to take their time to get to know each other. (<- Earth, this fandom is gonna rush a lot of things. You should see them.)
Lunar spots Dazzie trying to teach Chico to floss and Lunar asks Earth to break up with Chico. Earth just laughs and says Lunar is funny.
She joins Chico and Dazzie inside Chico's room and they watch Dazzie teach Chico how to whip and ne ne. (<- Gosh, that's an old move.)
This episode was somehow cute and made me fear the future of LAES too. If BloodMoon comes back let's just say October in the TBNLAES universe may be very... bloody.
I think TSAMS is doing a livestream? Let's see what the livestream will be today
NEW MODELS!
So according to Davis and Reed they say Sun, Moon, and Monty will be getting new models. They say they'll still look robotic but it'll have a lot of upgrades like clothes, Sun actually being able to do magic and all this junk. Oh, I hope they make enough!
I wanna see the new models so bad!
Welp, while they stream let's see what Saturn Eclipse are u-
OH MY GOSH! SATURN, NO!
So, the episode opens with Saturn's soldiers playing tag (<- I love Saturn's soldiers) when Saturn shows up. Saturn asks them all where Clipper could have gone and one soldier mentions a dimension Saturn was supposed to go to for a meeting. Saturn immediately knows the universe and goes to rescue her husband.
Meanwhile, the bug commander is interrogating Clipper and it's going about as well as you think. Clipper practically knows nothing. The bug commander says he'll just kill Clipper to spite Saturn.
Clipper says that wouldn't be wise and the bug commander goes on some whole speech about how he doesn't care. He has mad families beg for mercy and that he is the great, the powerful, the...
Austin. Hi-his name is Austin.
Saturn shows up and Clipper says "Hi, wife."
Saturn's soldiers save Clipper and Saturn goes full-warrior mode on the Austin. Austin actually puts up quite a fight but before Austin can finish Saturn off she vanishes.
Saturn returns to the ship with Clipper and after making sure he's okay, she yells at him asking him what on earth was he thinking going there?
And Clipper reveals that he just wanted to get flowers for Saturn to make her feel better since Freddi made it so she couldn't leave the daycare.
Saturn apologizes but she soon learns that Clipper just told Austin that he's Saturn's husband and now the whole galaxy may know cause no one has seen Saturn since her and Clipper got married.
She also gives us some info on Austin the bug commander. Apparently, he's so bad a leader his whole universe is starting to collapse and Saturn was actually the good guy in this situation cause she could have saved it but apparently this guy gets super butt hurt after Saturn misses one meeting.
Clipper apologizes for the mess he made but says he would have loved to have seen his bada$s wife fight which of course flusters Saturn.
She says maybe he will one day and the two return home... however when they get home Saturn passes out and Clipper notices a large gash on Saturn's back from her fight with Austin the bug commander. The episode just ends there.
I hope Saturn is okay and I have a bad feeling Austin may become a problem for the future cause now the whole universe will learn that Saturn has a star and all it takes is one ultra-powerful villain who has the multiversal tech to track Clipper down and if he or she does... well.. that'll just prove Freddi right.
Oh and put the whole universe in danger but still!
We can not prove Freddi right!
11/10! Saturn's hurt, New Models are here and BloodMoon may return soon!
