Apr 5, 2017
me: *wants to send memes, make starter calls, interact with literally every single one of my mutuals*
me: *looks at the amount of threads i already have and can barely keep up with*
me: *sobs silently*
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Türkiye
seen from France
seen from Malaysia
seen from Belgium
seen from Canada
seen from Uruguay
seen from United States
seen from Netherlands
seen from Australia
seen from Saudi Arabia
seen from China
seen from United States
seen from Saudi Arabia
seen from Malaysia
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from France
seen from T1
me: *wants to send memes, make starter calls, interact with literally every single one of my mutuals*
me: *looks at the amount of threads i already have and can barely keep up with*
me: *sobs silently*
skype hell: so cool sentence starters
“No words can describe how angry I am right now.”
“So cool!”
“So cool!”
“SOOL.”
“GOOOOLLLDDD!!!”
“WAIT NO I DONT SIN”
“don’t touch the butt”
“wake me up inside.”
“i was just plumb bumfuzzled.”
“YEE HAW”
“YEE NAW”
“So cool!”
“shrek x barry is my otp”
“I WILL FUCK ALL THE TOASTERS”
“my dream is to become a meme”
“i made an au once where everyone was a chair”
“so the kinkshamer has become the kinkshamed”
“So cool!”
“Who’s the toaster fucker here”
“i cant believe ____ is a furry”
“did you say ass box”
“maybe ___ will be our always”
“So cool!”
*bee movie script*
*navy seals copypasta*
“i cant sleep while this sin is going on”
“LEG”
“SHE RUN”
“dont make me kinkshame a nine year old”
“Hi im ____ and welcome to jackass.”
“I’m going to shove ALL these buttercups up my ass”
“i am a beacon of sin.”
“not today satan”
“anime was a mistake”
“GO TO CHURCH.”
“READ A BIBLE”
“No. Not penis.”
“fusion is just a tactic to make weak trash stronger”
“does it say pringles?”
“So cool!”
“SHUT THE FUCK UP ____!!!”
“One time my friend watched Boku No Pico and shoved an ice cube up their ass.”
“danny devito is my kink.”
“that cross would fit nicely up my ass.”
“i’m gonna shove that lamp up my conveniently-shaped ass.”
“eight legs. seven vaginas.”
“i am a five foot can of whoopass”
“i want to shove it up my ass too don’t leave me out”
“YOUR ASSHOLE WILL BECOME THE VOID”
“i am full of salt and bitterness”
“So cool!”
“Ur asses will consume the planet.”
“IM FUCKING OFFENDED”
“MINIONS ARE SEXE AND u KNOW IT”
“im going to shove ___ up my ass”
“guess where that’s going?”
“MY DICK IS ON FIRE”
“THATS FOR ROCKS YOU DUMBASS”
“nico nico calm the fuck down”
“shrek is pretty sexy”
“So cool!”
“go the fuck to sleep”
“*hacker voice* im in”
“teach the youth of tomorrow to shove their problems strAIGHT UP THEIR ASSES
“let me shove a minion up my ass. let me live”
“CONSUME”
“free him”
“wake me up inside”
“MOMS SPAGHETTI!”
“MARK ZUCKERBERG”
“god is dead. and u sinners killed him”
The Composer is skeptically side-eying mewmewkissycutie.
“Why don’t I get nice anons? Am I not perfect enough for 'basic human kindness’? Shame on you people; Not giving the dead kid the love and support he needs.” His neediness isn’t showing. No way.
ilu leaf~
"Thank you for the love, beautiful water man. Seems like people feel like bothering me today."