#((fool proof plan

[dragonpyre]

Pro tip: if you're helping your friend move, as a housewarming gift; buy them the biggest fluffiest blanket possible so you can steal it whenever you visit

[meowdei]

Gonna start leaving a trail of glasses filled with pomegranate juice mixed with milk to make it pink that leads to my bed so one (1) kremnoan prince with immortality accidentally gets tricked into bed with me

[rarilight]

next year ill save money to commission a ton of raritwi art and ask the artist not to say it was a commission and that way ill trick everyone into thinking raritwi is popular again

[sereinreality]

comic pavitr singing/humming love songs in hindi so hobie can’t pick up on it

sitting beside him going “main agar kahoon tumsa haseen kainaat mein nahi hai kahin”

[angelverine]

giving up on tinder and going back to school to get 5 phds to do contract work for the government and get assigned a hot loyal agent who’s a little messed up and also in love with me

[tweakersofreddit]

[trobedarchive]

if i were a youtuber id edit the red watched line onto all my thumbnails so people would think they’d started my video and just never finished it and then they’d click on it and be like who is this

[theonlythingimfuckingisstupid]

i keep misspelling brain as brian so i’m going to name my brain brian so i can’t mess up