#((shepard pls))

[undercoveranesthetic]

[undercoveranesthetic]

Is 'Things PB Regrets Saying' a thing I can start doing now?

Adoraspectre

Sayin' he likes it when I annoy him (Hahaha sucker I played you)

To be continued.....

I can make bank offa this shit.

[undercoveranesthetic]

I noticed somethin'.

There's a distinct lack a' Shepards who specialize in snipin'.

What, are ya'll pussies or some shit?

Everybody knows that th' bigger the gun, th' better.

Gosh.

Plus, watchin' heads explode is fuckin great.

[undercoveranesthetic]

"I have tattoos so that I can trick people into thinking I'm manly even though I'm not fooling anybody."

(snickers)

(bursts into laughter)

(laughs so hard she snorts)