#((stab him again))

[ilikeflowersandstuff]

"Oh no!

I forgot about the Ides of March!"

I exclaimed upon realizing it was March 16th.

Sadly, I did this in the company of my very neurotypical and perfectly put-together coworkers.

When they asked what the fuck I was talking about I answered (very enthusiasticly):

"Yesterday, Caesar was stabbed to death!!!"

They did not react well to this.