*desperately holding myself back from asking half the questions* what abt 11, 51, 66, 71, and 102 for my fav funky lil apprentice
11. What do they smell like?
White musk and sandalwood.
51. List five or more things they have said that sum up who they are
“I swear it’s not my fault this time!”
“Asra, I love you but fuck”
“There are no strangers here, only friends you haven’t yet met”
“I can’t make decisions, Doctor said I’m allergic to responsibility”
“Lucio YES!”
66. How do they express affection?
Boisterously as everything they do.
They are a touchy person with no concept of personal space, so do they like you? Be ready to get a lot of hugs, kisses and physical contact at random times.
And expect little presents for no reason from time to time, like flowers, chocolate or little trinkets they got thinking about you.
Also jail. @agent-darkbootie , am I right? lmao
71. Do they drink alcohol? If they do, what do they act like when their drunk?
YES, yes they do.
A drunk Val isn’t that different from regular, rowdy, loud Val, but usually the slurring in their speech gives it away.
102. List three songs that you associate with them.
Capricho árabe, Francisco Tárrega
Some Weird Sin, Iggy Pop
I Fink U Freeky, Die Antwoord
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