#()asks

[feralratbitesu]

Why do you use It/Its pronouns...

i got tagged in elementary school and never recovered

[infectiouspiss]

i may or may not want u. depending

i got hoes with nuance

[punkrock-bottom]

You're a faggot and chronically online

[mpregeminem]

Normal notification to get at 2am

why is your tumblr popup coughing up my name on its last breath

[redstonedust]

I don't know if its funnier to imagine this as the same person coming back 3 hours later to repeat their point or if these are two different anons that should kiss eachother.

[stateownedslut]

You're hot as hell. Can i dm you? I'm not a fascist.

The young woman's micro-blog loads on your screen.

PERCEPTION [Trivial: Success] - This *is* an attractive one.

ELECTROCHEMISTRY [Easy: Success] - It's been too long. Your flesh craves hers.

SUGGESTION [Trivial: Success] - Slide into her DMs right now.

YOU - They're closed.

SUGGESTION [Medium: Success] - Has that ever been a problem for us?

VOLITION [Challenging: Success] - Get in her ask-box instead.

YOU - What would I even say?

ENCYCLOPEDIA [Medium: Success] - This one's a *Communard*.

RHETORIC [Godly: Failure]

- "You're hot as hell."

- "Can I DM you?"

- "I'm not a fascist."

[darkaeldari]

If I had a time machine I'd go forward in time and dig up my own bones.

.....for what purpose