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"Does the river ever wonder / what will come around the bend?"

Does The Swallow Dream Of Flying by Cosmo Sheldrake

me when weird guy who also happens to be a creature of unknowable origin with an unimaginable amount of raw power,,,,,

#he's so full of wonder and whimsy #i love him so much #manifesting that BA #PLEASEEEE ERIK PLEASE OH MY GOD PLEASE #ahem .#anyways #redacted audio #redacted asmr #redactedverse #redacted hush #redacted fanart #redacted doc #orchid draws #orchid rambles #my art

anyways now that cloho is over I can go back to being insane about rwd <3 yay <3

#just blahs #AHEM .#month ish long intermission ended #we're so back #time to go actually draw all the rwd requests I got for that outfit meme plus one terry jr

plankton was so real for marrying Karen I'd marry my computer too

#MWAMWAM WMAH #ahem .

CG: YOU ARE ALL BEAUTIFUL IN YOUR OWN SPECIAL WAY.

TA: actually ii am very ugly

CG: OKAY THEN I WAS WRONG.

CG: UGLY ASS SMELLY OVER HERE DECIDED HE WAS TOO UGLY FOR TROLLIAN, I GUESS.

#source: pukicho on tumblr #'UGLY ASS SMELLY OVER HERE'#GOD OK GET HIM #GET HIS ASS #sollux shut the fuck up and love yourself challenge >:(#i have been neglecting my boy lately. i need to yell about him #ahem .#SOLLUX IS A GOOD CHARACTER AND IF I EVER CATCH HIM SELF DEPRECATING HOMIE GONNA CATCH THESE HANDS #that goes for all you sollux kinnies out there i will care you. i care you #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #submission #hydrochlorinate #mod dave #karkat vantas #sollux captor

to think that feminism wasn’t built from the backs of woc is utterly stupid.

#most of what we have was built from the backs of women. almost all of it was built from women of color.#tbd.#ahem .#i would say read a book but lbrh they erase that shit so

‘ mistletoe ’ (accidental or is it ;) )

get mistletoe smooches from the birb !! accepting@cxpt

“you ARE aware that you’ve been hoverin’ around that doorway for the past half hour, right?” trick question, when is Steve ever not aware of the things he does it takes an eye in the sky however perhaps, to notice. to watch the good ol’ Captain slipping in an out of the adjacent rooms, carrying coffee cups back and forth, bringing a tablet, forgetting the tablet, going back to retrieve the tablet, forgetting the coffee cup, back and forth like a busy bee. Clint had spent the good part of the past hour watching from the top of the stairs; and 20/20 vision has you SEE the occasional glimpse up at the mistletoe dangling in the doorway.

( he probably needs a hobby, not gonna deny it )

hands stuffed in the front pocket of his hoody does he approach Steve the next time he goes for a merry round of getting something I previously forgot in the room next door, a smirk sitting on his lips, broad enough to almost form a circle around his head. the Captain’s dumbfounded PUPPY EYES do nothing in that moment to make this any less amusing. “a’ight, come here.” a nonchalant grip to Steve’s arm follows, a pull to the broad frame back under the swinging little twig and with his eyes up does Clint position Steve in just the right way for him to stand right below the mistletoe. one should really rename the guy to Captain Obvious. petition starting tomorrow.

“there we go”, and without even a SECOND’S hesitation does he lean in, fingers still curled around Steve’s shoulder, and presses an almost too soft kiss to the Captain’s lips.

not that he should. add this to the long list of things that surely will come back to bite him in the ass at one point. right now though? he doesn’t care. one in a lifetime chance to kiss the man you’ve ADMIRED half your life, isn’t it? so why waste that with thinking

#cxpt #xx. 616 | every time the world has gone to hell someone takes advantage of it.#(ahem).#(now is probably a good time to tell you).#(that there is no single verse I have where clint isn't at least a little bit smitten with steve).#(but rarely acts on it).#(just so you know).

‘ mistletoe ’ (accidental or is it ;) )

get mistletoe smooches from the birb !! accepting@cxpt

( he probably needs a hobby, not gonna deny it )

“there we go”, and without even a SECOND’S hesitation does he lean in, fingers still curled around Steve’s shoulder, and presses an almost too soft kiss to the Captain’s lips.

#(ahem).

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