I need lex luthor to have a sphynx, like one of those hairless cats, get absolutely enamored with Luthor and refuse to leave, like it’s the grossest cat you’ll ever see (not the breed) the cat in general.
It’s old and probably really vicious but for some reason it’s attached himself to Luthor and won’t leave his office even if he’s away fighting superman. Oh, the cat hates superman too? he likes it.
Clark: Huh.
Bruce: Huh what?
Turning around to see this hairless, old cat laid out on Luthor’s desk, paw over one another as it glares at superman ready to pounce.
Clark: Is it just me or is that cat glaring?
Bruce: No, no i see it too.
Give me bald cat shenanigans with ‘dad that didn’t want the cat but ultimately fell in love with his evil mastermind.’ luthor.
