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i haven’t made a post in a while (because of some scooby doo shenanigans going on.)

so here’s one i guess this will be BERY BERRY SHORT.

The raspberries are missing. (Ignoring the fact he has several other raspberry boxes in the fridge, he wanted those.)

And bruce the master detective he is, instead of asking, decides to investigate his family like some criminals, he eyes Dick when he walks past but dick isn’t suspiciously covering his mouth to wipe away evidence.

(He seems too focused on a group call with the titans yelling about some past thing he did, knee dropping a cement block? Bruce will have to ask later.)

Bruce slides into Damian’s room, his son is trying to teach titus how to do a backflip. Why? he doesn’t know and Damian doesn’t even acknowledge him so not him, he seems more confused on why Titus can’t do a backflip like Kyrpto can, clearly intent to make his dog seem better then Jon’s.

Tim isn’t here.

He would turn his head to cassandra in the living room but the moment, he goes into the living room and turns his head, she speaks up.

Cass: “Do not even.”

Bruce: “Hn.”

Sharp as ever. He glances over to Stephanie who’s rounding her punches up then hitting as hard as she can into Jason’s stomach, his face drops and— he has to stop them.

Bruce: “Knock it off!” he yells.

Steph: “What?”

Bruce: “Why are you even— what are you even doing?!”

Jason: “Trying to see if i’d notice a broken bone.”

Bruce: “Father, have mercy.. you two— entertain yourselves with anything else!”

Crisis sort of averted he’s going to have to keep an eye on them.

He pinches his nose until finally he gets to his bedroom, red is smeared everywhere. At first he thinks someone has died until he sees ace— laid up on his bed, he doesn’t even know how he got up with raspberry smeared all over his maw.

Bruce: “You-“

Ace: “Woof.” (Or whatever dogs say.)

Bruce can only sigh and move over to rub at the raspberry evidence all over his dog’s jaw. Ace is old and has done him good in life, he deserves this treat. (Even if he took it out the fridge and ate what was supposed to be his food.)

Bruce: “How did you even open the fridge?”

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Somewhere, down in the batcave, alfred pauses as if remembering he left the fridge open around a very sneaky batdog not so long ago but it should’nt be a problem and the kids will most likely close it if he doesn’t by the time he gets up.

…

Right?

(All ace had to do was jump and grab for the raspberries. some older dogs are still quite energetic, i imagine ace is just slower and a tad more lazy compared to his youth but he can still jump as high and run quite as fast.)

(Bruce is the type of dog dad to brush ace’s teeth, do those water physical excersises for him and brush his fur and all that.)

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Spirk except it’s a/b/o.

Kirk going into heat because yes that man is an omega. and he’s writhing on his bed ass up hardly dressed and spock walks in and he thinks it’s similar to pon farr. (i’m aware due to spock’s human side he’d at least be informed about these things but wouldn’t know what it’s like in person.)

and Kirk is begging and continues to beg, imagine needy omega captain jim kirk ass up begging for his vulcan dom.

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merry christmas everyone, i wish you all get pegged by your favourite fictional character.

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Pomegranate Clark (Also dark superman?? Obsessive.)

there’s a fruit that grows on krypton with the same effects as to the pomegranates from human stories, Clark had never seen nor eaten it but Kara had managed to get some.

How?

Clark assumes a black market selling all things krypton in space, she seems to have a knack for finding those things and hands it out to him, it’s red and sticky and looks like a heart.

Not the cute valentine shaped one but an actual heart and so Clark takes a bite, the inside is even more gooey and stickey with yellow fluids dripping down his palm, it’s sweet all in all like honey, something like honey anyway.

Kara explained that, most kryptons like koalas or other animals had adapted to eating the fruit without feeling the after or effects of it.

and Clark was one.

But then Clark gets a sickening idea. unlike the actual pomegranates of greek myths this one was more a biological need for krypton but krypton was destroyed, it was an addictive in short worries, you ate it and got addicted to the source of the income.

Without krypton the assumption would be you got addicted to a kryptonian, at least that’s what clark thought. now he knew bruce would never willingly bite into an alien fruit without knowing everything.

So he blended it some of it up, like a smoothie. and there he is one day in the watchtower handing the smoothie over, it’s red colouration with the yellow spots, it looks like a normal fruit.

“What is this?” Bruce asked taking it without hesitation and taking a sniff.

“I think it’s pomegranate and strawberry.” Clark lied to his face, offering that sweet smile most people perceive as genuine and kind when the twitch of his lips is a subtle tell he’s like an animal hunting. herding.

That’s what this is wasn’t it? Clark wanted bruce so badly he was going to herd him closer.

“Hm.” Bruce grunts and takes a long sip, he seems to like the taste so he drinks more and more until the bottle is empty. licking his lips in a way that makes Clark feel all human from the hunger.

“Would you ever want more?” Clark feels like he’s playing a line asking this question but he just needs-

“Yes.” Bruce responds and clark’s heart does a funny little flip.

(Now Bruce knew it wasn’t strawberry or pomegranate when he drank it but he did all the same because like Clark, bruce craved for something he believed was out of reach. a kryptonian.)

The juice hadn’t much of an effect on him after all.

And clark was more than oblivious to the fact he was using a bit more brute force and manipulation to get what he wanted, at least he would be ignorant to that fact.

Meanwhile Kara’s just shopping for more krypto- fruit (cause i can’t think of a good name.) so these horndogs can actually admit their feelings and get it on.

Watching your brother or sister pine is a horrible experience. - speaking from personal experiences.

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i forgot i posted a fic a while ago and haven’t really advertised it since but here i am, here’s me. advertising my own stuff. LIKE A NERD.

Anyway yeah, i posted a ‘bumblebee loses his memory what if’ fic, still ongoing, six chapters and it’s like…

I didn’t really tag enough stuff for it, forgot the experimentation (while wide awake) and (his nervous system is slowly gonna corrode over time) or He gets physically beat up by a friend (windblade), (His eyeballs get taken out for a short period) or (Shockwave messes with his memory)

Sound interesting or just downright horrific? Idk. i promise maybe happy ending.

(Here’s the name if you wanna go read)

Bumblebee’s side dilemma

and if you HAVE read it, what other tags should i add for future reference and if you DO go read it, what other tags SHOULD i add?

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Awwwwh…

It sounded so nice..

(This is indeedly me advertising)

Now look 😈

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Superaqua.

Aquaman X superman (Clark x Arthur)

what better way then to spend my time obsessing over rarepair ships?

So i was watching smallville high as a lonely introverted desperate person does and realised, the perfect opportunity for bitter ‘hatefuck’ ex’s, except instead of smallville we set this in the general dcu timeline and in the general timeline arthur is like either always has been the king of atlantis and lived underwater his whole life

Or hasn’t.

So i propose he went to the surface a bit before he was engaged or loved mera and met clark kent, a stumbling bumbly mess and how did that lead him to grabbing clark who’s slightly taller then him, slightly more muscular and fit into a motel room and shoving him down?

Biting down on his hips and thighs like he was a shark biting into the remains of his food and the moans that echoed the room were something arthur delighted in and sure it’s ‘just rough’ sex.

At first.

Until clark tries to take the lead, be a little dominant and then everything spirals and he hates land dwellers with all his heart so he’s not going easy and clark the gentle giant he is, is pushing (nor resisting the biting or scratching) but trying to shove and pin arthur down because god forbid this handsome surfer hurt himself

which leads to a more hate like fuck scenario the two of them scrambling to get one of the other down and clark has to use a teensy tinsy superman strength and soon enough aquaman is against him, biting into a pillow, moaning and clark— is, well is acting like a stray animal himself.

And yeah arthur didn’t expect this himbo farm boy to take the lead but all of a sudden he’s the one being shoved against the sheets and grabbing, ripping away at fabrics until he’s got something solid snarling out a ‘i hate you.’ as clark presses a kiss to his shoulderblade and when all is done and dirty clark explores a little further.

Arthur is exhausted, dirty but satisfied and then clark is moving between his legs and oh!

Well cue a couple years later when they see each other again, both are happily married but it doesn’t take long for arthur to remember Clark because of the whole league thing.

And Clark? gives him this sharp lipped smile everytime Arthur stares a little too long that makes the king wonder if Superman was holding back then or if he’s still holding back now.

(mera and arthur are still canon in this arthur just had a wild ride before he was king. that wild ride being clark. multiple times.)

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Cass headcanon that goes hand in hand with canon

Hey, i’m a big cassandra cain fan and after learning more about her surprise surprise when i discover she was never actually nonverbal / mute, but when being in a Dc fandom as large as this, things tend to get mixed up or learning things tend to hit you at a slower pace if you’re learning at a different character at a time.

(Also its a popular headcanon)

But i’d also really like the idea if cass WAS nonverbal, specifically selective mutism like, she grew up in an environment with controlled and very few basic building blocks (from my understanding.) and despite being a quick learner or quick to pick up on things.

i would LOVE if she also got overwhelmed with this knowledge occasionally, like she could learn three nicknames for a person and yes she knows nicknames are a thing since everybody calls her cass, she’s not stupid but imagine she’d never considered the possibility of shortening this persons name even FURTHER and just being overwhelmed by the idea.

For example damian could tell her giraffes have seven neck bones and she could just blank and then Duke is coming in with the ‘oh yeah did you know sheep are in the giraffe branch family?’ and Cass… is taking a minute to process it.

And-

suddenly she can’t speak and ask more because damn. Sheep? Giraffes?

This doesn’t happen at ALL on cases because she’s seen all sorts of weird shite but in social interactions? The most mundane things ever? she’s the most whelmed she’s possibly been.

I understand she’s very social in some comics and such but that’s the thing with selective mutism, you don’t choose when your voice shuts down, you could be chattering like a parrot running on adrenaline and the next as quiet as a koala. (Which is why i think its the perfect headcanon)

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i want angst, i want hurt i want TEARS

The biggest failure stands before the justice league members, it’s a type of mind trick done by an alien species blah blah blah.

Each of them see something different and each of them? are absolutely wrecked when they come out of it.

Like the kind of ‘i need cocoa and unlicensed mind wiping.’

For superman it’s not connor or past relationships that failed, it’s him because he was both everything human and nothing kryptonian all at once, you could say it was lex luthor and how he turned out but i like the idea more of superman being disappointed in himself for being too human and not enough human at the same time. and the kind of silent apology he never got to learn more about Krypton,

He can hear Kara in the background, Krypto, Jor- el and his heart aches and then there’s Lois— Martha, Jonathon and it’s like the earth is splitting beneath him making him choose to be human or to be alien, to stand in or to fit out.

Wonder woman sees her mother holding her hand, back when she was a young child, it was her and her mothers relationship, no i’m not going to pull that steve mf out here, i truly mourn her and diana’s relationship and i think diana does too, the greatest failure of diana’s life would have been not being able to convince her mother the greater good of mankind.

She hears the soft lullabies of when she was a child, the warmth and then the cries of people who cannot protect themself and her mother is looking up at her away from the child as if asking if she’ll really— really leave her? her answer is yes. she has too.

Arthur, in all his goodness sees his brother orm, stubborn, spearheaded and still the same gills of a pufferfish he once knew, a relationship they can try to mend but will never fill the cracks. (I love you Orm and you Arthur.)

Now i love martian manhunter as the next person but i don’t think his family would be what he sees, i believe he’d see mars, the destruction all over again and how he chose peace (Justice league animated though i’m not sure about comics) How he could have saved everyone if he had fought like he fights for mankind now.

He hears his children crying begging for another way and he wonders if he knew what the future was like, would he have been able to fight for them back then too? Or still chosen peace.

and Barry? Oh his greatest failure would be wally west. Dead and buried (I’m not elaborating here but you can choose to interpret this as you will, Barry being heartbroken he didn’t save wally or barry being heartbroken he dragged wally into everything at all.)

Dragging MORE heroes in.

i think cyborg would see his football career as his downfall, after all it’s what essentially in the long run caused him to be a cyborg, since it led to him arguing and distancing with his father (Young justice. but tell me if it’s different, comics)

and a lill booster gold mention. i BELIEVE (this is a headcannon don’t come at me bros and gos.) That booster coming back to the past would be his greatest failure/ disappointment. Because he saw his what would be lover die knowing he would die (ted kord) And he didn’t stop or try to stop it.

Anyway i just felt like this.

Offbrand fear toxxxxinnn

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Transfem Tim HC

After tim starts leaning into femininity and deciding ‘hell yeah. she/her?’ There’s one problem when she starts to grow her hair out. that is.

She looks SO much like cass, Bruce is having an even harder time trying to distinguish the two and it’s not just Bruce either, Dick starts having trouble and accidentally calling tim ‘cass’ a few times and so forth.

Even Damian as sharp witted and quick minded as he is, has stared at cass trying to decipher which of the two it is.

For that purpose alone Dick is trying to get Tim’s hair to grow quicker so they know who’s who but it’s growing at the rate of her height. non existent.

Bruce is clutching his dead moms pearls and crying his eyes out because he just called tim ‘cass’ for the 68th time.

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i’m a big stephcass shipper

But if they got together all i can imagine happening is bruce seeing them from the back of their heads kissing or cuddling and NOT assuming his daughter and his ally are together.

But instead Tim got back together with stephanie, like Cassandra looks enough like tim and then you put her facing bruce from the back, he’s not going to think ‘oh that’s cassandra’ and then cuddled up with stephanie?

When tim introduces Bernard to the family bruce just breaks down like

Bruce: “I thought you were dating stephanie.”

Tim: “Do you mean was?”

Bruce: “No you are.”

Tim: “You’re confusing me. I’m not, i haven’t for years??”

Bruce: “…no.”

Tim: “WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO?”

Bruce: “I refuse to accept that.”

Because who else was kissing Stephanie then? (it takes him a good two minutes to realise Cassandra and Tim really look alike side by side)

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POWER RANGERS BATFAM AUUUU

(Because i’ve been watching dinofury power rangers and it’s on my mind)

It starts with Bruce who is the Black ranger, now i don’t know how they get their power ranger abilities, maybe morphers, maybe ninja steel keys maybe they just do but he becomes a power ranger after one of the monsters take his parents in front of him and the power ranger is too late.

(Wild cat, DC) who is the former black ranger passes it onto bruce after disappearing and training him deciding ‘yeah training a traumatised teen is a good idea.’

Bruce then trains cass, (you see where i’m heading with this?) after his back starts to ache and his bones start to creak, NOW cassandra was not his first choice not by any definition, he took in a young boy named dick grayson who he thought would take the mantle.

Bruce: “…What.”

Dick: “Oh cool i’m blue!”

Bruce: “You’re blue?”

Dick: “I’m blue!”

But colour him surprised when the blue ranger chose Dick instead, Bruce was just as lost and held back on retirement until he could find someone suitable. Then he found Barbara gordon, he thought he found someone who could take his mantle.

So he waited.

Then waited and then turned out she was not a fit for the power ranger position at all, no power ranger chose her (I’m sort of throwing in voltron here too, like semi sentient and they choose who, who)

She was disappointed. heartbroken.

Bruce: “Barbara i’m so sorry…”

Barbara: “I thought-“

Bruce: “We all did.”

But she still helps, she becomes their tech analysis even after a harsh strike to her back leaving her paralysed waist down from one of the vicious monsters (The Joker) She fixes what they break, she analyses their tech and makes the power ranger hotline, Bruce truly relies on her.

Then comes along Jason, Bruce thinks—

Jason: “I’m red!” And bursts of laughter leave him. “Oh red is so much better!”

Bruce: 🧍

Dick: “This is too good to be true.”

And ALL bruce wants is to retire, settle back and relax and have someone take his mantle and that does not happen because his kids for the sake of his heart decide to keep being OTHER colours.

Then he meets stephanie, now he does not train stephanie, does not even acknowledge her because she was never meant to find out but Barbara does, trains her behind his back, with what she used to know and the knowledge she holds.

And Stephanie? Becomes the goddamned Purple ranger straight to his face.

Stephanie: “Well.. now you have to let me on your team.”

Bruce is fuming.

He doesn’t even train or choose Duke, Duke just shows up bright and yellow as his colour, he’s as strong as his form too and like that Bruce is taking another duckling under his wing with too much reluctance he perhaps thinks.

Now kate? Kate is a wonder, the white ranger a lost form he thought who only appears in dire emergencies, like the yin to his yang, she’s very different to him yet all the same and they make one another. He finds her a hard worker but he does wish she would join the team.

Bruce: “Would you consider-“

Kate: “Not until you finally retire old man.”

Bruce just sighs.

And then comes along timothy. Timothy is green in all aspects, he’s clumsy with it at first, he doesn’t feel comfortable in the skin of a power ranger and wants to give up and go home but alfred (the robot) pushes onwards and in the end timothy gives in and becomes one of them.

He still much prefers the company of the cave and barbara’s tech, he doesn’t like fighting, doesn’t like being tossed about like ragdolls by monsters that have advantages on them.

Tim: “I wanna retire too..”

Bruce: “That happens when i find the next black ranger.”

Tim knowing it’ll most likely never happen:

Then comes along cassandra cain, she’s still a trainee, but bruce believes she’ll take the mantle of the black power ranger.

She has the will and determination for it and something about the way the form feels, feels right like it’s giving her time but when the time comes they’ll be one.

And where’s damian in this AU? He’s oblivious. Living with his father but unaware to the truth of his history, he’s hurt and confused everytime one of them ditches on him and is trying to find out who the power rangers are.

Damian: “I’m telling you Jon, there’s something up with my family.”

Jon: “Maybeee.. they just have things to do?”

Damian: “No, no thats not it.”

Jon: “Oh did you see the new power ranger post?”

Damian: “I did! The green ranger is so cool isn’t he?”

Jon: “I prefer the blue ranger but whatever suits your style.”

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so i wanted to-

💔 THIS IS JUST A WINX RANT IM SORRY

So the winx has a reboot and i was a HARDCORE die fan as a kid so here are my thoughts on the reboot and what they’ve done to the characters over the years and how i think this reboot will go.

Because i want to voice my thoughts but i’m too camera shy to do it on tiktok.

Let’s start with stella, Stella is the princess of both the sun and the moon and they seem to forget the moon part QUITE occasionally, in the earlier seasons stella’s character was an independent, confident woman (i mean she literally fought AN OGRE) without brandons help. Who just desperately wanted a prince, so call her a bit of a romance.

she liked fashion and was bad at social cues seen in one of the episodes when she kept accidentally insulting her friends and not realising it, so she’s not exactly ‘down to alfea’ but she is a kind person, just being a Princess she was raised quite fancily and she misses a lot of simplicity the others do.

Then they BARBIE her over time, slowly as the seasons get older, Stella turns into this ‘boy crazy’ person who mind you handled ogres and witches in season one, starts to struggle with those exact things, they dumb her down to put it. or i felt that. and i feel in the reboot they’ll exaggerate this character again.

Next is Tecna!

Personally the robot possession episode made me deathly scared of techna for a long while so she’s not my favourite character but the one thing winx holds is that they’re all independent in their own way, Techna in her smarts and knowledge genius.

And like her name, her powers relied on TECH, but we also see in an episode techna realises that it’s not so bad to rely on other sources. (sorry this wasn’t more detailed i don’t remember Tecna enough to do a more detailed analysis about her character.) but i do know that they were going to give all the characters a love interest in the end.

And hers was Timmy, which was cute because at first it was just exchanging words and letters through this sort of text app or digimon, i can’t quite remember but the two have always been a cute couple regardless who suited each others needs, now one CONSTANT about Techna is that she’s curious about the world and the things she missed in her data archive.

That and she has short pink hair so it was disalarming to see what they did with her hair, now i’m not complaining a reboot also means new designs and i’m glad they didn’t change that part about her design since we kind of rock the same hairstyle now.

But the thing is as a person with SHORT HAIR that isn’t how you style your hair at all, like my gal looked at her barber and said ‘Remove it all in the back, keep it growing in the front.’ and if you don’t know what i mean she basically has these HORRENDUS bangs that would make my mother’s hairdresser cry.

Even when i first cut my bangs they didn’t come out that horrible, was she thinking ‘don’t take too much off?’ cause you left a little on the top sister. just hurling insult after insult, i’m sorry but its TRUE.

Next is Musa because i’m BURSTING to do her. Musa is my favourite and personal character, i love music, she loves music, she has cool hair, i now have cool hair, she’s blue. i’m currently blue (hair dyed) BUT Musa wasn’t as socially into the group as you THINK over the seasons Musa grew more and more in and it was like a rite of accepting.

But there were moments of time where it showed Musa did prefer her solitary and solitude, she practiced dancing alone in this studio, she had friends outside them, MUSA HAD A WHOLE OTHER LIFE WE NEVER SAW?? not only that but she struggled with her family as all the winx did, her mother who bless the winx writers soul, was dead and for a seven year old me, they kept. BRINGING IT UP.

Imagine getting blasted in the face half asleep watching winx with ‘oh you’re sleepy? WELL MUSA’S MUM IS DEAD.’ Not that the heavier topics weren’t hard to understand for a child but they really liked to throw it in musa’s face. like. constantly.

That one episode where Musa got to choose to have her mother alive again or not? Yeah that was a little messed up.

Anyway Musa had some cool powers that rivalled Stormy and after a moment of discovery she could use her powers to defeat the witch, Musa is a complicated character who fell for an even more complicated guy. (Riven) Now riven by far is not my favourite male character. AT ALL. and their relationship was extremely toxic like steven universe malachite toxic but it also,

Showed little me what to look out for in a relationship if i’m ever uncomfortable and set boundaries as Musa often attempted and failed. Or thats what i was taught as a kid.

And it was interesting to see Musa despite the relationship and her desperation for it, shown later in the seasons she could start to care less about riven but then they pulled the reverse card move and forgot all that progress with the two. so 🧍

And onto FLORA (before we get to aisha)

Man i’m tired. Flora is a nature queen we love her for that, she’s had one special power since the beginning of time and that’s… green. your elemental power is green.

Joking. she could talk to the environment which is why she got so protective of her plants if they were injured or Stella accidentally set fire to them somehow, she could hear their hurt.

Now looking back i didn’t realise that but imagine your friend tripping over your plant and you hear that plant cuss out your friend, that’ll be a little funny.

Her love interest? HELIA, which is why i’m so shocked to discover they re-arranged the guys whole organs so he could be related to bloom and change his name to damian.

Frigging damian? Yeah i like DC but not enough to have Damian in my show thank you.

This ruins her plot by A LOT, Because Flora needs someone who understands nature like her and not a hot head or someone with a ‘fiery personality.’ get it? Flora is down to earth, milder- tempered compared to the rest of them except when it comes to the things she loves, PLANTS and sweet all in all.

She’s always been good at resolving conflict and because of this her and riven clashed a lot (why am i mentioning riven for flora?) well it’s important to note they’re probably going to give damian an edgy personality and try to fit it with Flora but that doesn’t work at all. Most of the winx have expressed their disinterest or dislike for riven and one of these people is Flora.

not to mention i’m hoping to see her original skin colour but i’ll doubt that will happen. You see the writers were more then racist (Or they just ‘decided to lighten her skin’) during later on seasons, i’ve seen flora be a grown pale woman in some of the later seasons, she, to my knowledge was mixed or darker colour then the rest and they never really acknowledged this whitewashing.

Yes she could be ‘tan’ but we do actually see her with something close to her skin colour in some of the movies and people that is NOT TAN, they do the same with aisha, who i’m moving onto right now.

AISHA/ Layla

Now aisha was also one of my favourites due to her pink bubble like powers but with the reboot they kind of… remove HER BACKSTORY? The whole point of how the winx met Aisha is that she escapes with the pixies from the dark evil lord, like my girl goes tunnelling off a CLIFF.

And they CHANGED THAT?? i get it more kid suitable but what about the pixies then? or the fact Aisha doesn’t meet the winx until later on, this could easily be fixed by not making her apart until the later episodes hinting at her return.

Like it was a key part to her backstory, maybe not being kidnapped and tortured could have been but the fact that she wasn’t an original winx cast member like so many forget, she was included and she saved the pixies, i mean you can do that and still be kid friendly right? Something threatening pixie village and the winx discovers the pixies and aisha is their guardian sort of thing? That works too.

Also Aisha is extremely strong and well she’s only given a love interest until way later on who also dies, so her character is this ‘physically, mentally’ strong person who can endure so much and keep pushing if it benefits others. I’m getting the feeling they’re going to ruin that huh?

now i’m not going to do bloom as bloom sort of… stays the same? from the teaser trailer but that doesn’t mean i don’t want to see them near her plot ANYWHERE.

They’ve already given her a brother which changes the daphne plotline A LOT and they ruined keiko (her stupid adorable little rabbit who she ignores when it tries to spidey sense danger for her)

and i feel like the specialists said enough in that trailer but uh i just wanted to rant or go on about how they might ruin their characters, i also hope they don’t make the trix the main villains, the point of the trix is they lead up to the main villain or the bad guy.

I really love like observing characters and their behaviours so if you ever want to have me inspect one, feel free to ask, this was just a ‘oh my god my childhood show is ruined’ sort of thing.

I get it, they’re trying to make it more suitable for kids and more appealing to the eyes so they’re going to change things but it CAN be disappointing you know? Like i’m allowed to feel a little upset with what they’ve done with everyones characters.

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Reworking my Reverse AU Alien!Bruce design..

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I LOVE THE ART?? ❤️ (Would love to see more of this au from their perspective LIKE TELL ME MORE

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Me being half asleep when i’m online and on tumblr and mis reading most of the comments i get or reposts.

(HA IM SO SORRY IF YOU’VE EVER EXPERIENCED THIS FROM ME)

introducing… 🥁 Hanahaki au.

Now a lot of people do these aus wrong so it gets a lot of bad stigma and a lot of negativity surrounding it but i’m introducing Tim Hanahaki (TIM DRAKE MENTION?) Anyway.

Tim loves his family like, yearns to be apart of them, the problem? he has no idea if they love him back (sure in some comics you see them joking, bantering) then half the time Tim is getting beaten up and something else recalls their attention so they never really focus on that.

And this problem physically manifests into flowers specifically chrysanthemums or forget me nots, because Tim is already mourning himself.

Wondering ‘will they cry at his funeral?’ ‘Will they even notice he’s dying?’ The answer is YES YOU FOOL.

But the problem also is, Tim wants to be loved like damian loves dick, he wants someone to care about him.

and sure he’s a detective, a genius but the batfamily are good at missing social cues including one Tim drake and Tim… just really wants to be properly apart of the family.

He is, he just doesn’t know it and he’s longing so bad it’s physically clawing at his throat, that the seeds are growing in his livers and wrapping around his kidneys when they bloom.

And who’s he going to tell?

Who’s going to care?

So Tim simply doesn’t, ducks his head low, tries to save face and fix this himself and maybe he tries to make a deal with the devil to save himself, maybe he doesn’t but all i know is Tim would long so badly he’s missing how Cassandra is always near him like the two are twins seeking his comfort.

He would miss the fact that Bruce is glad he’s alive and well and healthy— He would miss all these clues and believe— or start to force himself to believe this is happening because the others doesn’t love him back.

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Reverse alien abduction

I need a superbat fic where clark is NOT an alien

But bruce is.

Like the roles are reserved and Clark accidentally stumbles upon this mysterious shadow alien when he gets stranded in space with barely any oxygen left in his space suit (Clark has four sets of parents ofc ofc, ma kent and pa kent from down the road and his bio parents, who all decide to come together and parent him because he’s an absolute menace to society.)

And he grows up yearning for the stars.

And becomes an astronaut.

Proceeds to lose the zip to the space station and floats far out and ends up meeting mysterious shadow alien.

Aka bruce.

A bit of a cultural difference but proceed the love story.

gonna need this fic people.

(Oh don’t forget Bruce’s gaggle of human kids, no they aren’t alien, human, he abducted them too, their origins don’t change, except for the fact they now have an alien dad who’s more needier and more communicative)

But perhaps in the language of ✨ chirps ✨

(Jim and Barbara Gordon are just two peeps from gotham the alien regularly visits and gives affection too, kind of like ‘oh you’re jim’s baby? my baby now.’ scenario.’ so that’s how he knows them.)

I know this takes away from supermans identity but this is just civilian identity clark kent guys, not superman born from kryptonite, like sort of a ‘no heroes’ au just pure alien gaggle comedy and fluff.

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I made a short fanfic. finally for those of you wanting more of alien reverse abduction. (It’s going to be a mini series)

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me not posting in a while:

Huh.

DC X DP prompt

(Hal jordan falls for batman)

so, somehow phantom knows the batfamily, maybe he’s dating someone here maybe he’s Bruce’s biological son from the fentons threesome back in the 90s or maybe he just knows them, who knows how. My best answer is: ghosts that keep messing with the batfamily.

But that’s for another day and so when dan is introduced jason is like ‘holy hell’ and even bruce can’t help but admit their similarities or that Dan looks like his dead father there’s some conflicting feelings Bruce is dealing with.

Anyway for whatever reason Bruce is unavailable (he broke his leg because he ran into a wall during patrol.) and Nightwing, dick is helping alfred keep him in bed and the problem? Bruce has a justice league meeting.

So guess who goes.

Superman doesn’t recognise the face or heartbeat from underneath the cowl and when asked the stranger replies with “wouldn’t you like to know super boy.”

Making superman very confused and very exasperated. did bruce adopt another one? (no that’s totally just a weird situation)

Bruce or the not bruce lounges around stares at everyone through the cowl and tilts his head in a way so eery even Diana is getting chills and then Hal jordan, stupid green lantern has to go and say.

“Woke up on the wrong side of bed spooky?” Hal grinning through the fear, the actual fear.

And batman, batman of all people huffs like he’s amused and replies. “Yeah, i woke up without you.” leaving a very red hal as he walks off.

Guess who it was underneath the cowl.

Dan.

It was Dan.

Dan x Hal jordan.

Anyway this is such a cool idea for heartbreak, fluff and misunderstanding? Ya, ya get me? Batman (dan) flirting with hal jordan and Batman (bruce) flirting with superman leaving a heartbroken hal. (I wrote this at three am so i didn’t really expand on the idea but i probably might. might not)

(This got tagged mature for me even though i have no idea what’s mature in this, maybe the broken arm?? so apologies in advance)

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selfishly, just once.

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not on my birthday 😨