Can we talk about how House very specifically had rented porn that Wilson was in when he otherwise would have used the Internet as was his precedent, jokingly invited Wilson to masturbate when he caught him with porn, got mad when Wilson returned it, and then quipped that because he no longer had the Wilson™ porn he had to pull out Wilson's family photos (of which Wilson would be in). And then of course he had to cover it all up as a prank at the end after being caught... Because once Wilson was clear headed he probably would have put the pieces together. This is all canon btw.

















