#(but affectionately)

[buffonias]

[lapileaf]

Am I the only one that wants to see this idiot alive and redeemed?

[d4rkh0ney]

Apparently, Qiu doesn't like the word partner and prefers S.O. but I don't like that, wanna respect it, so my MC Moss says "other" affectionately instead.

MC: Hey, I'm Moss, and this is Qiu. My other. New Person: Your other what? MC: Depends on the day. Today? Other brain cell. I only have 2, but I'm lending it to them. Qiu - with papers scattering in the wind: I need the other one also but she won't budge

or

MC: Hey Serenity! Hey other! Serenity: Uhm, are you guys fighting? You're literally "othering" them. Qiu: Oh no - she's implying I'm something else entirely. MC: Eldritch. MC: Alien. MC: Out of this world, clearly. Qiu: She isn't wrong. Serenity: Qiu: MC: It's much better than "mini-mi-amor" MC: MC: bc they short MC: MC: and they took French *gags* instead of Spanish with me MC: *finger guns away while making qiu-qiu-qiu sounds like pew-pew-pew*

[boner-thoughts]

don't think about Spencer getting horribly sick.

he's usually so good with germs, never shaking hands with people or getting too close, always wearing gloves. And yet, the last time he visited Henry, who had just turned 1 that day, Spencer contracted the worst case of the flu he's ever had.

DEFINITELY don't think about Penelope and Jennifer taking care of him, how the two keep him in bed all day during a merciful break from work. Penelope making one of her step-father's recipes for tamales, something that Spencer refuses to admit he craves. Jennifer laying next to him in bed and reading Bram Stoker for Spence.

It's the first time they've all been together since, well... getting together. Spencer is terrified that his apartment is too messy, his kitchen not stocked well enough, his whiny noises being too much whenever JJ has to get up.

But JJ and Penelope are just happy that they get to care for their best friend, that he trusts them enough to even let them inside his apartment

[hardclitoris]

Shes older than me but she still my daughter

[cherubshert]

Your words slip in one ear and out the other, Ni-ki's eyes staring intently at your face, barely (not at all) listening to your excited ramble. When you notice his stare, your excitement seems to waver, slightly shifting to shyness your hands raise to toy with the jewel hanging around your neck, the charms shaped into his initials.

Your words slow to a stop, Ni-ki's eyes burning into the side of your face, his hand raising to brush his finger against your ear. "What were you saying, baby" you turn to him, behind his soft and composed eye contact, his cheeks were tinted red, his barely visible ears mirroring the pretty color.

His husky voice finally settles in your mind, his words finally being processed albeit slowly. "I-i forgot." his hand moves to your chin, pulling you close gently. your hand raises to his chest, weakly trying to keep some distance between you two.

He brushed your nose with his, before raising his lips to kiss it. "I love you." "I love you too." you answer.

[coldgoldlazarus]

One of those truly perception-altering moments in life is when you discover that underneath all the memes and silly copycat OCs and sheer amount of Ow The Edge, Shadow the Hedgehog is genuinely a really compelling and interesting character when done proper justice to.

And then subsequently from that, the realization that yanno what? A black-and-red hedgehog on a motorcycle with a submachine gun (and inexplicably cocking it like a shotgun) is actually, genuinely, unironically awesome as fuck.