Oct 13, 2025
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Criminal minds but it’s an adult swim show no one can remember
underrated criminal minds duo
the team is chasing the sickest murderers to ever live meanwhile these two on the phone sexually harassing each other
“I asked chatgpt–” I’m gonna stop you right there pal because I asked Penelope Garcia and she said you’re a whiny little bitch loser and we’re all laughing at you <3
IN WHICH spencer proudly shows off his wife at the BAU
౨ৎ⋆˚࿔ “that’s my girlfriend, suckers”/“my wife, even better”
the case was tiring. it was a long, exhausting day of sitting around the briefing room with the rest of the team. you were trying to stay awake, observing emily who was sitting at her usual spot next to you, and penelope on your left. frantically tapped on her keyboard.
all of you were racking your brains as you went over the documents for what felt like the hundredth time. but thanks to you, after a couple of hours and coffee refills, it was finally done.
you did it. you cracked the code. you saw the tiny detail no one did, causing everyone to finally let out a relieved breath when you explained your much plausible hypothesis.
“i don’t know what we’d do without you, pretty girl” said derek when you finished rambling, allowing himself to stretch out his arms to release the pent up tension.
you just smiled, and spencer’s eyes locked with yours from the other side of the room. he was grinning goofily, dimples showing. surprisingly, he wasn’t even slightly disappointed by the fact that he wasn’t the one to solve the case this time.
instead, he cheered happily, his hand fixing his tousled hair “that’s my girlfriend, suckers !”
but the thin silver band around your finger reflected the sunlight streaming in the room as you put the files down, like a reminder to him and everyone else.
the whole team rolled their eyes, and you didn’t miss their shared amused glances, aw well as the way rossi rolled his eyes. if noticing your sickeningly sweet behaviour had been fun when you two began dating, it was now a common occurrence for all your colleagues.
“your wife, spencer.”
he looked around, chuckling to himself at your correction, before a smile creeped up his face.
“my wife, even better !”
jj: you're the best. penelope: i know. jj: no, i mean.. friend. you're the best friend.
