#(crack stuff)

[lunamayo]

That cockroach in the kitchen at 3 am when you switch on the lights

[thuganomxcs]

Yusuke when Rumi mentions the last person she fell in love with died and becomes her weapon:

[tsukuharuko]

@thuganomxcs from x

"Oh, so you can be jealous but I can't, huh?"

"Anyways, I'm not gonna say anything. I'm not that dense -- I would have to be blind to not figure out other people had a crush on you at some point. And I bet they weren't a few either."

[saiyanandproud]

A wild Tech Patroller has appeared! What do you do?

Pet

Flee

Fight

[annabelle-creart]

People, I had THE dream, there was this normal human girl, bronze type skin (don't know how to describe skins), medium and black hair (the type that is black but is colored with a very dark purple) thin but not too thin and had no arms, like, from the elbow to hands? Nothing. She was at a school trip I think? I don't know how she ended there but she ended with one or two friends inside a pyramid-like thing, and there were helicopters and people in black following her for no reason, and then she enters a strange chamber a little bit illuminated by the sun (and the sun illuminates a weird dark purple gem) and the gem that was above then descends to where the girl is and gets inside her chest and transformrs magical girl style and now her hair is white with brilliant purple strikes in the front and literally arms made of gold (yes, she recovered her arms) and now she has weird powers, she can fly? And some kind of weird telekinesis, and then some dogs? (They looked like rottwailers but that doesn't have sense because is egypt, also, two of them had beards...) followed her and attacked the people in black and after a sad retirement from the people in black and the only helicopter that standed, the dogs stayed aside the girl, still transformed, and then the girl's friends came to see what happened (they saw like half of the shit going there) and one of the guardian dogs is a cute and small puppy so the girl and the other friend start carresing it and baby-talking to it while another girl, with long hair, braces and glasses, ask the main girl what the heck just happened and well, things are weird in general and the weirdest are the golden arms- like, how the fuck is that possible, she had no arms before, why does she had arms and magical powers now?

If I ever make anything with this idea, I want you to know that there's still no villain and mostly will be the main girl trying to understand her powers, struggle with her disability vs the arms, using her powers way too much and falling unconcious because of it, and YES! THE FAMILY WILL KNOW ABOUT IT! BECAUSE THE GIRL IS AMAZED BUT CONFUSED AND NEEDS SUPPORT IN HER FAMILY BECAUSE THEY'RE ACTUALLY FAMILY WHO LISTENS AND SUPPORTS EACH OTHER AND LOVES EACH OTHER DESPITE THE ELDEST CHILD IS MOSTLY IN UNI AND JOB, THE LITTLEST IS CRAZY AS HECK (adhd), THE MOTHER IS OBSESSED WITH MOBILES GAMES LIKE CANDY CRUSH AND COOKIE RUN AND BARELY SLEEPS BECAUSE SHE NEEDS TO FINISH HER JOB ACTIVITIES NOW AND CAN'T WAIT FOR TOMORROW AND THE STEP DAD WHO IS ALSO THE DAD WHO STEPPED IN IS LITERALLY A GENTLE GIANT THAT GAVES MORE HUGS THAN HE SHOULD AND CRIES EASILY

👍that's all, have a good day

@gelu-the-babosa-multiversal for some reason this story reminds me of Egyxos, so, I'll blame you for it, but I like it, so, I'll let it be

[fanficwritingcentral]

All I can imagine rn is Q giving Bond weapons and gadgets from the same hiding places that Agent Smart would find Agent 13 in.

Like Q just looking up at Bond and handing him a gun from an open tile piece in a wall

[feather-rose]

Lockdown, Part 1.

.....

Naruto(Through zoom video session to most people whom had zoom sessions, from home..): Man, whose sick here, with COVID?( Sniffes back.) Not me.

Shikamaru: Not me. Hn. Man, what a drag.(Yawns) Gotta take a nap, after studying.

Sakura( Speaking up with headphones.): I’m okay. I’m staying with my parents, here.

Sasuke( Approaching his face to the camera, with wonder.): Still, working on becoming a doctor, Sakura?

Sakura(Nods.): For sure..Haven’t given up onto that hope, yet.

Chouji(Grabs a few pieces of chips and eats them.): Often, I heard you don’t wear a underwear, Sasuke, man. On those video sessions, Sasuke.

Gasps were the only sounds were heard from the video session, here and from the people invited.

That shook the young Uchiha off for a second, as he turned his head back to look around, to see if people were looking back at him.

Naruto(Shocked.): You what?( His eyes had gotten big when Sasuke had almost fell over from his videocam, into shock, here.)

Shikamaru(Waves up a hand, before he fell alsleep, here.): Man what a drag. Let the guy be happy--

Rock Lee(Gasps.): No way!! And I’ve thought I was the worst..

Neji(Offended): Hey! I didn’t meant that way! It’s just weird to see you in green!

Tenten: Definally.( Looks back at her boyfriend here, intrigued.) I think I’ve seen him in that green jumpsuit, more than once.(And looks back at the camera, with a annoyed frown along with Neji.) And it’s quite disturbing you know, Lee?

Rock Lee(Shy, as he brought a hand behind his his neck, as a uncomfortable thingy for him to do, whenever he’d get nervous.): Well---

Sasuke(Exploded back that made everyone jump, here..): I AM, wearing a underwear! Here!

Naruto:(Scoffed back.) Yeah sure, it wouldn’t be a shocking thought to ever think for a second that you had an ass good as an duck’s ass--

Sakura( Wrinkled her nose with disgust, here as she leaned back onto her chair.): Sasuke--

Chouji(Punched himself at the chest after he almost choked down the chips he ate.): Huh?

Shikamaru( Just woke up from a nap on camera as he bounced his head back here, almost startled up.): Whose ass?

Rock Lee(Bafleed up): How unyouthfull Sasuke--

Neji(Horrified.): The heck, what?

Tenten( Hid behind Neji’s back here, with disgust and close to throw up.): That’s so sick--

Sasuke(Blushes hard with humiliation back up at Naruto.): My ass is none of yor shitty bussiness, Naruto--

Naruto(Not giving a damn.): Oh Yeah, right. Cause I do have a few photos over my blog--

Sasuke(Glares up at the camera as it made other people here gulp up hard.): I’m gonna kill you!

Naruto(Snickering back with a stupid smile.): What was that? Teme?

Sasuke(Still glares up at his best friend as he pointed him through the video cam.): I’ll kill you once, quarantine is over! You idiot!

Sakura(Sighs defeated up.): Seriously, you guys act like babies, here..

[soclonely]

Young Anakin builds a Droid whose only function is to tap dance. However due to some faulty wiring it escapes and has been loose in the Jedi Temple for years just robotically cackling evilly as it taps through the Chambers. It specifically targets Mace Windu, who thinks Skywalker programmed it on purpose to do.