#(crack.)

[pemberlian]

[itsflappers]

you vs. the dolphin she tells you not to worry about

[hightownquccn]

I'm just picturing Kate calling Yelena after that press conference like:

"THAT is why you haven't been returning my calls?? YOU'RE AN AVENGER NOW? That's so cool! You could have told ME!"

Bonus:

Kate: omg I know just the people to make your new costumes

[topshelfperverts]

if you or a loved one has been victim to one of lion's pop culture hyperfixations you may be entitled to financial compensation

[pexfections]

hero nice donates ten thousand to lgbtq+ foundation saying — hope they find a cure soon.

[triodemonstres]

@kiikoku

' what if we just put some grass on your head and hand you a couple more swords, and then you can be our shitty swordsman instead. i'm sure the mosshead would wind up getting lost and who knows, maybe your crew could take him in as an even trade? '

[sacredsinners]

*Moans gutterally, farts and cums* Angeldust will you be my mate

...

"Charlie??? We got anotha' one at the door."