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just how bad is tenna's internet knowledge, really? any funny or embarrassing stories?

Oh, TOO many to count. But he's getting better!

I can't say too much with him around, but...

A recurring occasion is how he'll sometimes send (awfully framed) photos of himself to the staff group chat! Heh!

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I did rioting image just now. Reminiscing. first is MEGA scrapped cuz i got bored. ahem.

I present to you historical and SACRED images:

--First, we have an ancient scrapped artistic depiction of what Patchy imagines every time Tenna disappears off the platform. oh how the mighty CRT has fallen! will he ever regain his relevancy? will he ever learn about the harrassment his beleoved mailmen faces on the daily? and if he does will he defend him like a mom to thier roblox kid? or (my fav) will he join.

--Next- somewhat related- we have- the riot. ah yes- dont let them fool you! the riot was the biggest event around valentines day besides the special itself. Mr. Spinach, I'm honestly interested in what your reaction was to the whole thing. sure you had a few passing comments, but it sure got outta hand! (rioters i promise ill draw the "hosts brushing noses briefly and more" scene from the special eventually! please! god! dont go after me next!!)-- AHEM!

i figured it'll be a long time till the next scene illustration. So im giving you and the community this. PFFFFT-- goodluck with the handwriting LMAO.

ok but fr i love drawing stuff for you. feel free to make requests, Spinach. (anything for my Spamton Social Credits™ back... ill even delay what the rioters want from me...)

Dont abuse that power now AHAHA ha ha...

PS- say hi to Mr. Tenna for me :) hope he's having a nice break.

Hey, buddy! Good to see ya!

I know this little number's been sitting in the box for a while, but rest assured I had Mr. Tenna get eyes on it THE DAY OF! We think you're a real hoot! (I'm personally pretty big on creativity myself.)

And you captured that big oaf's temper pretty well. (Yeesh...)

Be careful with my name, kid! You're not winning me over that way!

P.S.

He'd join. I'm keep him away.

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Waaaiit waitwaitwait wait.

You’re having Grapes with Tenna Before Bed?

oh boy, Spronkle, what a night

Heh!

I'll say! A regular night in the OFFICE, NOT in bed yet(although that sounds MARVELOUS right about now). Just BEFORE it.

See, Mr. Tenna and I just needed a breather from all these SCRIPTS we're revising! You oughtta tell your favorite TV host he's demanding TOO MUCH of a say and he oughtta let his old pal Spamton handle it.

SPAMTON, by the way. Not Spronkle, not Spambolin, not Spamtong.

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Would you really be against being engaged to Tenna, though? 🤨

Well, maybe not, if we weren’t already engaged to business!

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY SPAMTON!!!! 💥💥💥 🎉🎉🎉

Are you and Tenna doing anything special for it today?

Hey, thanks, kid!

Mr. Tenna and I did a lot of the usual today! Ate well, had fun. Who said it was my birthday!?

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Hey Mr. Spamton! Love the show!

I've got a couple questions: Let's say you lived in an alternate universe where you and Mr. Tenna swapped places. Everything else would remain the same.

What do you think that would be like? Would you want that life more than the life you currently have?

Thanks for your time, Big Shot!

Hey, hey, hey, kid!

I got a million other inboxes to get to but you get to cut the line 'cause I found it interesting.

First of all, THANKS! We're workin' real hard every day to bring ya QUALITY CONTENT (INCLUDING in the ad break!)

Second,

what would life be like if Mr. Tenna and I switched places? Well... uh. That'd be a lot on my plate, no doubt! And probably a lot on HIS, too. We got businesses to run, you know! And we're the only ones who know how to run em!

(Between you and me though, I'd probably be able to do HIS job a LOT better than he can do mine. I mean, seriously, his sales pitches just AIN'T it. Love ya, Tens!)

I'd say we're pretty suited where we're at! But... Maybe... switching could be good for us. In the future, you know? Like... Well. You wouldn't get it!

Thanks for askin!

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So…if Tenna can PRETTY much close his entire hand around your waist and do the same with a martini glass- does that mean you’re equal to the same height as one of Tenna’s martini glasses?

Hey, so, you can probably close your entire hand around a pen AND a kitchen utensil, but that doesnt mean theyre the same height OR width!

I am NOT that small! (Thanks for callin' in!)