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*hands you a Wonka Fun Dip packet* I bet you can't snort the contents of this sugary candy powder without wincing.

“This looks suspiciously like pink cocaine-- not that I know what cocaine looks like!... I have never in my life snorted a damn thing, how dare you suggest I have??” Ami looked about rather nervously.

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A package arrives. It is small, soft, and wrapped in brown paper. Upon opening it, you discover a pair of silk undies in your size. They seem to have functional wings on either hip which flutter gently when you touch them.

Aracuan stands on the top of a tall, tall mountain, the precious bundle in his arms. Gently he opens it and pulls out the silken garment; the wings give a half-hearted, almost hesitant flutter. Aracuan gives the garment a smile and an encouraging chirp. Setting them down, he demonstrates how to fly with his own wings.

Slowly but surely, the panties’ wings flutter faster and faster, until they take flight. Caught in the breeze, they begin to fly free, free forever.

Aracuan waves, a single happy tear rolling down his face. They grow up so fast!

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