Jul 8, 2017
*looks you dead in the eye while sipping a cup of hot gravy*
Amadeus waited until the thing had finished the entire mug of gravy before leaning in and whispering, “I spat in that cup.”
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*looks you dead in the eye while sipping a cup of hot gravy*
Amadeus waited until the thing had finished the entire mug of gravy before leaning in and whispering, “I spat in that cup.”
"What language are you speaking? It sounds like Cursive."
Ami shrugged, “Of course I speak Cursive. I curse quite a lot, actually, but the wife is trying to get me to break the habit.”
*hands you a Wonka Fun Dip packet* I bet you can't snort the contents of this sugary candy powder without wincing.
“This looks suspiciously like pink cocaine-- not that I know what cocaine looks like!... I have never in my life snorted a damn thing, how dare you suggest I have??” Ami looked about rather nervously.
The Walt Disney dancing skeletons did it!
“Walt Disney is a necromancer??”
We would surf all day, eat food all night, and when there was no food we would eat sand.
“Damn it all, that sounded really pleasant right up until that last bit. You got me there. You bastard.”
Space Bees: The deadliest bees IN SPACE!
Space? Did they mean the VOID? Nothing survived in the VOID but demons. Demon bees?? Oh GOD no!
I had a beer idgaf
“Hang on, what? What did you say to me? Id-gaff? Is that a word? Is that an insult? Do you quarrel, sir??”
I'm Woodrow Wilson. Go to bed.
“YOU CAN’T MAKE ME. I HAVE BEEN AWAKE FOR SEVENTY-TWO HOURS, I CAN STAY AWAKE A LOT LONGER.”