#(grace.)

[airys-cafe]

I’m being abducted into the Hatchetverse fandom via my QPR that drags me kicking and screaming into every hyperfixation it has.

Here’s how I feel about the NPMD cast, having only seen up to the intermission:

Richie: I hate him because he’s a freak. I need to blow him up with my mind. Definitely either Achillean or aroace, but I just know that nerd has crunchy anime socks and body pillows. I guarantee he smells of B.O. and pennies. His last word before getting toilet drowned was “Nya.” I cannot fix him, get him out of my sight.

Ruth: I love her because she’s a freak. I need to blow her up with my mind. I feel very strongly about my headcanon that she’s a transmasc egg that would have cracked in college, had she lived. I feel like she probably writes yaoi about people she actually knows. Richie asked her for her notes for science class one day, and she accidentally gave him her yaoi notebook. He hasn’t looked at her the same since. I cannot fix her, but honestly whatever’s wrong with her is way funnier.

Peter: I need to ruin him. He’s pathetic and I love him. I keep telling my best friend he’s a he/him lesbian and Steph is his lesbian girlfriend. I do not accept constructive criticism, they’re lesbians in my heart.

Steph: I need her to ruin me. She’s honestly the most relatable of this group, purely because she’s kind of the only one that acknowledges how incredibly messed up it is that Ruth wants to strip Max and steal his nipples. I love her :)

Grace: I hate her. I mean this so seriously, a vibrator would fix her. She’s so painfully Mormon, if someone just got her a bullet vibe and a dirty soda, none of this would have happened. Huge fan of her butt stuff dialogue though, her mom’s face during that scene made me cry laughing. Maybe Steph should teach her to cut back, but she may be too religiously ruined already.

Max: I feel bad for him honestly. I think he was genuinely redeemable and I wish we could have seen a nice Max arc after the prank happened, but I do love him for being an evil little freak. He was freaky in life and is freakier in death. I want to unleash him on the world and see what crimes he would commit cause I think it would be funny.

Kyle: Love that guy. He’s so Guy™

[theeairbendingmaster]

Dare I say Grace’s death was worse than Glenn’s 😬🫣

[heavensorhells]

[inamindfarfaraway]

“Bury the Bully” is hysterical, but seriously, though, how does Grace know so much about how to hide a body?

[gamedrunk]

grace le domas  ,   thank you for staying.  it just gets so lonely at night sometimes.

                    ‘ you don’t have to thank me. and all you ever have to do is ask, ’ daniel busies his hands with the sheets and the blankets, spreading them across grace’s sofa with precision, focusing on smoothing the creases and tucking the sides into the cushions. next comes the pillowcase, and then he’s throwing the pillow down, finished with his makeshift bed. eyes move to grace then, daniel’s hands on his hips, sleeves unbuttoned and rolled up to his elbows. what they had been through was long passed, and he understood why she’d want distance from the last remaining le domas. the name itself lingered as a painful memory, but he’s glad she called. ‘ besides, i owe you plenty of favors. i’m happy to stay whenever you need, ’     @fcktherich​.

[foryourdiary]

open starter / @nlupdates​

“look at how cute this is,” grace gushes, holding out her phone to show off a picture she’s been tagged in on instagram from a fan meet and greet she’s just arrived to, a bit late to the shenanigans because of it. it’s her and a younger girl who had also been dressed as catwoman. “she looks so cute, i always save pictures like these.”

[trekkele]

When you make up Bones McCoy's favorite movie for a little headcanon to cheer up a friend and wake up a week later with a Ghibli inspired poster

#justimpulsivethings