#(he doesn't bark!)

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AAUGGHHHHHHH!!

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Intruder detected!! State your purpose in this domain!

Hggnhh.. GIR, is that you? Oh, yeah... You're... Messed up, too, aren't you..? Blughh.... I promise I'll fix you... I'll fix you both...! Ghh.. hff...

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You came BAAACK? WoaaAHHH! HOW YOU DONE THAT? Things was gettin' all scary like!

I did come back! :) And it was a lot of running and hiding, but I eventually tricked the thing now trapped in my dad's lab and I snuck out and locked it inside! Safe for now! :)

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[OUTGOING TRANSMISSION]

MESSAGE BEGIN:

GIRRRI DONTT REALKTY KNOW YEOE ALL THAT WELLV BUTYORUE IMORIRRTANT TO ZIMBN SO OKEASE BE AGIOD DOG THIDG ANGD TAKE CARE OF ZIM ANDNDBL GAZZZ DOBT OET THEM DO AHRTHUHG STUOID AND DOHT LET THEMD NESR MYS HISUE MWKE GOODD FIOD I AM COUTNNG ON YUOE

MESSAGE END

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*muffled screams of rage*

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EeEEEEEee!!!! Do you want NAHJOES???

Oh, jeez-! Oh wait, it's just you. Um. No. I'll pass on the, uh... The nachos.

@dibdni Come get your weird dog, Zim. If you've put him up to something evil, I'm not falling for it!