#(horrible!!!)

[genderlesspersonx]

Can tumblr please stop changing their UI thanks

[shaneposting]

projecting my struggles onto shane by making him go through the time honoured tradition of finding out the worst bit about marrying a man with slavic heritage is that the fucking fridge is always full of one billion disgusting pickles

[warpstarrie]

gurls who r so distractable... (me)

[theshadowrealmitself]

Hopeful this finds you alive, if not well, after your paper

I've been thinking of your time-displaced!human who was able to grow all these random seeds that turn out to be Vulcan spices and herbs au from a while back

Can't remember if you already said, but! Had a thought XD

Imagine they had a vulcan neighbor who had a kid in star fleet. And when the neighbor's kid (same-ish age as the human) returns, the human gives them a packet of fresh and dried herbs from the garden which, because of the loss of their planet, has more meaning to it than the human was going for. And they now find themselves being courted (not that they realize this at first. Their neighbor's child just happens to be very polite and pleasant company and answers their questions about the time they've found themselves in)

Thoughts?

Thoughts: My thoughts whenever I think about my ocs like this (cause. I have. several. that match that description 😭) always come back to them having to fight off scientists trying to move into their garden to study the thriving plants and what not

(They look away for one fucking second and there’s a team of them already studying the soil and the temperature and everything else that affects the plants and writing down papers on it, they keep having to shoo them away to get some privacy in their backyard again)

So how I would do this is, instead of them thinking the neighbor’s kid is just nice, they think the neighbor’s kid is trying to set up shop in their garden and that’s why they’re accidentally overlooking any and all signs of courtship

[lilamillarira]

does anyone know if war in the pocket can be sued? it stole my soul and won't give it back >:(

[cdrewind]

Why did they leave out Hanajima and Uotani fucking ripping Kyo a new one for what he said to her???? What the heCK??

[signal-fire]

the assignments i have to do for my management class are so horrible?? i’m working on one that’s like “you’re a manager with four full-time workers, you have to lay one off, which one do you pick?” and then describes all the workers like “susan is a slow worker but beloved in this community so you’re worried that laying her off would make customers unhappy :(” like firstly i would never think of a fucking human in transactional terms like that and secondly if i were in this position irl i would quit my job and permanently live out my days in the sewer