#(incorrect digger quotes.)

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digger: omg it’s so hot! deadshot: ur wearing like four layers and we in the desert, dude digger: shut up, deadshot!

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digger: pretty ugly? ....oh my god that was such an oxymoron digger: yeah! that’s right! i know words! *whispers* cheers, ed ed: *sighs, clearly cringing from the second-hand embarrassment*

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digger: am I lookin’ fashionable?

mel: for a bogan, yeah.

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sb: do you like america? digger: fuck no. i tried to leave but they wont let me. 

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Eddie: what tree is in your hand?

Digger: *stares at hand for a good five minutes*

Digger: broccoli

Eddie: what...

Digger: broccoli fits in your hand and looks like a tiny tree.

Eddie: digger what the fu— the answer is palm, idiot.

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digger: isn't it funny how me phone starts playin' up 'round the time apple releases a new iphone. hmm

meloni: digger you slammed your phone in the car door, you idiot.

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sb: if you’re beaten by a snake what should you do? digger: what do I do? Well I tend t’ ring friends an’ tell ‘em how tough I am.

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sb: i feel so sweaty rn digger: my whole life is super sweaty all the time.