#(mom.)

[inconstantsearchofperfection]

" I LIKE both my mysteries

AND my murders. "

[caretalesotherstuff]

I hate Tuesdays

[shen-mu]

mom.

[qywiiyx]

[phoenix-corvid]

rutting into her and she wraps her legs around me and says good puppy, good doggy, keep breeding your mama. and i just feel like a good dildo thrusting in again and again…

[doggirl-girlcock]

We are in possibly the worst of the many recessions I have lived through in part because the president expressly wants me and my community dead and you told me to pray for a job.

Fuck you.

[zipmode]

most relatable guy in the world