#(parody)

[broosepayne]

Evacuation

[everythingnowshow]

what if American Psycho was wet?

[meglyman]

Oh my god the fucking Onion

[madame-helen]

[rainbow-taishi]

Filipino Isekai

[mleelunsford]

Nightgloinks

[ozzgin]

You're transported into the fictional setting of a romance plot, except you're (Y/N)'s friend instead of (Y/N) themselves. Life is surprisingly chill, albeit a tad peculiar.

You stepped into an empty office, with only a handful of coworkers sitting around and chitchatting. What's going on, you asked, as one of the managers handed you a cup of coffee. (Y/N) got kidnapped again, he stated casually, it's the third time this month. Ah, so the billionaire CEO must've been away to save them. Less work for you.

Indeed, being a secondary character to (Y/N)'s dark romance comes with surprising benefits. You eye your fridge, stuffed to the brim with leftovers from your town's most exquisite restaurants. (Y/N) can never decide on what to eat, so your mysterious boss just orders everything on the menu and has you dealing with the rest.

Yet, something's off. Lately, you've begun to notice that your existence is interfering with the natural order of the universe. The love rival who's been fighting for (Y/N)'s affections suddenly gawks at you in utter disbelief; were you always there? How comes he never realized it until now? The shy underling who'd been secretly crushing on (Y/N) for the longest time hesitantly sits next to you, throwing you quick glances. The flirty manager who won't stop teasing (Y/N) abruptly stops by your desk.

It's as if the cast is only now becoming aware of your presence.