#(post -apocalypse?)

[computer-boy]

the ordeal of being known is in fact mortifying

[sillymajesticgremlin]

i wanna try posting as if drawtectives is real

"i went to ernesto's earnest eats last weekend and i saw that guy from the "what dogs wear" fashion show eating what looked like everything they had on the menu on one plate. ernesto was crying. i tipped him extra that day"

"i called for a taxi the other day and the driver said "im a taxi driver!" in a goofy voice while staring directly at me, unblinking. then he insulted my music taste when he asked what to put on and i said bailor fast. im so tired of these damn animatronics taking over jobs"

"remember that news case where some weirdo stole a giant crab animatronic? well, i did some digging and i managed to find their ao3! i would link it but honestly... you dont need to see that stuff. im doing you a favour by keeping it hidden"

it might be fun

[freakbob67]

Is this right??

Hello :) I’m quite new to tumblr but not to kink so forgive me for having this boneless ass profile 🤥

This is mainly a horny posting blog so expect to see some tickle & ageplay content 😛 I’m pretty kinky & into mosttt things involving D/s dynamics. Big switch energy 🤯

I’m more than just a perv tho~ some of my vanilla interests are anything outdoorsy (rocks, bugs, fish, anything), dumb ass humor, and basketball 😎

*some of my original ramblings are under #my posts

but #pie mosts sounds cooler so that is my main one :)

[computer-boy]

hearing etho's voice in bdubs' new video

[computer-boy]

i wish i were a cis male popular minecraft youtuber so i could queerbait with my male friends and then fall in love with them for real

[computer-boy]

ok man.

those last two are their kill dialogues for each other. here are some of hyperlaser's other kill dialogues:

katana does not have specific kill dialogue for any other character.

[sillymajesticgremlin]

remember instant spoiled milk? i just made instant spoiled latte by putting sparkling in my coffee