#(textmsg: kimn.)

[clinermaddie]

[ text from namjoon ] what? you afraid that seeing that is going to make me less attracted to you? don't be silly and unlock the damn door.

[ text from namjoon ] i don't know, but i guess flexibility is a huge part of it. i'm not the most flexible, but i know you are. i think there are some positions related to... well you know that could be helpful for us.

[ text from namjoon ] i'm gonna pull it off. you know once i put my mind to something it happens. plus, i've been working on my squats in the gym... i can do this.

[ text from namjoon ] think it over... i'll be waiting for your answer with anticipation.

[ text message ] kind of? you can't really blame me for wanting to keep a little bit of mystery between us. suit yourself, but you can't hold that against me.

[ text message ] what are you talking about? i've seen some of the moves you pull on stage, so that's a flat out lie. really? do you know how cute it is that you're always so absorbed in reading and learning?

[ text message ] but does it really have to be that one? there are so many other options... and before you ask, yes, i did google it.

[ text message ] ...okay, but i have a few conditions.

[clinermaddie]

[ text from namjoon ] don’t lock yourself in. at least let me in and i can rub your back or something. i want to be there for you.

[ text from namjoon ] i didn’t ask that far because, really, i don’t want to know… but i’m sure mads will have all the dirty details for you. pun intended.

[ text from namjoon ] MADELYN CLINE!

[ text from namjoon ] smooth like… butter? 🧈

[ text message ] as much as i appreciate you wanting to be there for me, i don't want you to witness my lunch making a return. hate being sick.

[ text message ] how respectful of you, my love. though, i need to talk to her before we go anywhere near that book. how was that one position even possible??

[ text message ] the bigger question is: are you able to pull it off?

[ text message ] don't butter me, joon. i need at least 3-5 business before i can give you a proper answer.

[clinermaddie]

[ text from namjoon ] why are you locking yourself in the bathroom? you're not getting sick, are you?

[ text from namjoon ] babe... please... 😂😂😂

[ text from namjoon ] hobi lended me that book actually. he said something about him and mads trying out every position and i gagged, but, the book has been interesting. gotta make sure i stretch first before some of these. have you seen the butter churner? 😂

[ text message ] you already know the answer to that, baby. no need for a play by play of what's going on.

[ text message ] it's true! tell me i'm wrong.

[ text message ] wait, they already finished the book? but it's so thick? i'm not sure if i should be impressed or ask mads if she's okay... wait, let me google it.

[ text message ] KIM NAMJOON!

[clinermaddie]

[ text from namjoon ] yeah, you probably should. thanks, baby. you're my partner in crime, hope you know that.

[ text from namjoon ] you'd look hot as fuck in a garbage bag, so don't worry about it too much.

[ text from namjoon ] we can always fool around before. we got until 8pm to kamasutra. you know we're going to have to get real creative with positions soon, right?

[ text message ] okay, i'll shoot him a text before locking myself in the bathroom. of course, baby. i knew what i signed up for.

[ text message ] oh my god, let's pray you'll never see me in a garbage bag. also, that sounded way too true crime'ish.

[ text message ] yes, and also.. was that the book you read this morning? i didn't know because it was in korean but the cover had silhouettes in some pretty questionable positions. don't you think i know that? 😭😭

[clinermaddie]

[ text from namjoon ] maybe.

[ text from namjoon ] yeah, i'll call right now and get us a reservation for 8 pm.

[ text from namjoon ] and if i can't keep my hands off you in that gorgeous restaraunt, then what? 👀 no. i'll behave. tonight is all about kook.

[ text message ] should i reach out to tae?

[ text message ] sounds great, baby. i'll see if i packed a dress fancy enough for that place. i need at least an hour to get ready.

[ text message ] aw, did you just google it? you're adorable and it's making it harder to leave this room... no, you're right, it's about kook.

[clinermaddie]

[ text from namjoon ] ...

[ text from namjoon ] i feel like he's going to spiral...

[ text from namjoon ] should we invite him out to dinner tonight? just us three? if we do, we actually have to go... so stop looking so goddamn sexy all the time.

[ text message ] ...not again. episode?

[ text message ] we can do that. i heard about this place called tattu that's supposed to be amazing. can you use your name to get us a reservation?

[ text message ] and what, you'd have me show up in sweatpants and a day old tshirt? babe, i'm going to look so freaking out of this world and you're going to behave.

[clinermaddie]

[ text from namjoon ] sometimes i forget honestly, cause i still wonder how i got a woman as bad as you, babe.

[ text from namjoon ] you think that's going to stop him from knocking at our door anyway?

[ text from namjoon ] should we leave a cowboy hat on the door? isn't that the universal sign for we're knocking boots?

[ text message ] aww, look at you sweet talking me. but i'm the lucky one. like, you're my knight in shining armor.

[ text message ] ...you seriously need to have a conversation with him. he literally stopped in the middle of everything.

[ text message ] is he going through something?

[clinermaddie]

[ text from namjoon ] those glass onion edits hit... 😮‍💨

[ text from namjoon ] can't believe you're mine...

[ text from namjoon ] baby, we're going to have to order in tonight. 👀

[ text message ] you know you've got the real thing right here, don't you? physically present and completely devoted to you.

[ text message ] and that's exactly how i feel about you. like, ridiculously hot.

[ text message ] ...text kook. tell him you're busy tonight.