#dream sans x reader

[aestheticallycha0tic]

Could you draw Dream Sans 🥺

Certified lovey-dovey lover <3

[thewifeofmanybbgs]

he's a selfless lover, touches of pure hopelessness glide faintly along your sides whilst he murmured sloppy praises on your neck pulse.

moving at his own savoring rhythm, yet—vulnerable enough for you to quit whenever you wished, and he wouldn't hesitate to pull for your comfort.

but now wasn't that, not when he memorized the places to stroke to make you feel more alive. how could you stop his romancing? you can't.

his hips roll into your bliss, making you huff a shaky breath as your thighs jerked into a soft tremble.

reassuring lips find yours briefly, before mumbling against it to ask for permission to ease his love into you.

[b0ne-merchant]

Hey, this is my first ask so I'm not sure if I'm doing it right but could you do headcannons for UT UF US with a pregnant reader? like, how do they take the news? How do they care for you? That sort of stuff. (I'd also love the bad sanses Fresh, Dream, and Ink but if that's too many I completely get it)

you have discovered my weakness of anything domestic and family-related omg

also this one has been sitting in my drafts for like 3 months and i finally decided to lock the FUCK in and finish it yayyyy MASSIVE POST BTW

Classic!Bros, Fell!Bros, Swap!Bros, Bad Sanses, Star Sanses, Fresh, (gasps for air) & Epic with a pregnant S/O

Sans

"hi pregnant, i'm dad." Yeah Sans has been waiting his entire life for that one, and there's way, way more where that came from.

The dad jokes get bad. They get so unbearably bad that the only way you can stop him is through channeling your hormonal rage to snap at him. Even then, that will only give you a few days of peace before he's back at it.

Sans is chill. Cool. Nonchalant. He's done this whole schtick before with his brother, and he turned out pretty great. How hard could the second runaround be?

Except, Sans didn't raise Paps from birth. He has not a speck of a clue about handling pregnancies and newborns.

So when a very knowledgeable and understanding Toriel shows up to answer any questions and recount her own pregnancy, Sans' collected demeanor unravels bit by bit at the overload of information that's entirely new to him.

Reality clobbers him and it's like okay Sans, time to put on your serious face. Lock in.

You'll never have to worry about 2am grocery runs to satisfy cravings, because, as an enjoyer of strange food combinations himself, Sans keeps the pantry stocked like a convenience store.

The one thing he understands better than anyone else is the exhaustion. When walking from one room to another becomes an Olympic task for you, he's more than happy to be your power-napping buddy.

You're gonna have to shoot down a lot of onesies with stupid jokes on them. He's going to secretly buy the one that says "daddy's little tax deduction" and one with abs printed on it, though.

He's just gonna be so difficult, but, like, in a fun way. Arguing with you over the sex. Doing stupid shit to make you laugh when you cry at the tiniest things. Excessively praising you when you feel like shit to the point of annoying you. Yeah, he's dad material to a T.

Papyrus

The Great Papyrus is not Great at all if he's not fully prepared.

There's a stack of books on pregnancy and newborns with notes all throughout the margins, highlighted sections, and sticky notes marking the important pages. At one point, you think he might know even more than you do.

There's not even a hint of fear in his soul. Papyrus is ready to tackle the challenges of fatherhood head-on, no matter what it throws at him. Even the stuff that makes him feel a little faint, like your morning sickness and the notion of all your guts getting smooshed up in your stomach to make room for the developing baby.

Within minutes of sharing the news, your phone blows up with messages of congratulations from his friends. How did he even tell anyone? You haven't seen him take out his phone at all???

Papyrus is quite literally a friend of the whole world. He makes connections with everything he does, so expect to have a lot of strangers greeting the two of you while you're out in public and congratulating you. Every soul he meets will be hearing about how excited he is to be a father, evidently.

He insists on attending mom group meetings with you, and all the women there fucking adore him (especially since he's the only man to come to these meetings. The women might be a touch jealous about that).

You might have to disappoint him when you tell him that you can't just run his cooking through a processor and bottle-feed it to his kid.

He's going to help you stay active since the exercise is good for you, so you're about to have your very own live-in yoga coach. Papyrus is very meticulous in planning your routines and encouraging you to stay healthy.

He's absolutely beside himself with joy when the baby starts kicking. Every time Papyrus feels a little thump against your stomach, he beams like the sun itself and praises his kid for already showing how strong they are (then scolds them for using those power-packed kicks against their poor parent).

He's a little disappointed that the Royal Guard disbanded after surfacing, because he just knows that you have a formidable warrior on your hands. Oh well, he's already researching the minimum age for enrollment in martial arts classes.

Fell!Sans (Red)

Ohhhhh shit. Red doesn't take the news well at all.

He heavily blames himself for fucking up with Edge (not that things could have turned out different with raising his brother, seeing how Edge turned out that way mostly because of the shitty environment they both grew up in), so to go through that again, only this time with his actual kid? Red can't remember the last time he was this scared.

Being a dad was always just a pipe dream, something he never really thought long enough about because down in the Underground, he assumed it would never be able to happen.

Now he has to sort out all his feelings in a matter of months. Good luck.

But hey, he's on the surface now, his relationship with his brother is stronger than it's ever been, and he has you, beautiful you, unmarred by the conditions of his birthplace. Maybe things won't be all too bad.

He bothers you with constant questions about if you think his kid will like him, and if he'll be any good at fatherhood. A little reassurance goes a long way.

Red really, really tries to clean up his act. No more smoking or drinking, tries to cuss less (emphasis on tries), and starts being a lot less lazy around the house.

Honestly he just wants to prove to you (and himself) that he can do this (he's lowkey scared you'll leave him for being a deadbeat).

The further along you are, the more his stress actually eases. You've been doing alright so far with no complications, and he's getting a lot more used to the idea of being a dad.

He might even be a little excited. He never got to consider his life going down this route before, and now that it's happening, it's like a whole new section of opportunities has opened up. Red will be okay, as long as he has you to experience parenthood with.

Fell!Papyrus (Edge)

Man he's proud. Soooo fucking proud and smug about what he's done to you. Especially when you're upset over it while you're retching your guts up from morning nausea.

Edge takes his research very seriously, and he's so thorough in it that he gets super boastful about his knowledge, making little comments to you about how clueless other husbands must be compared to him about their pregnant partner's states.

Red is getting absolutely whipped into appropriate uncle shape by Edge, whether he likes it or not.

The hardened warrior who's gained his fair share of LOVE back in the Underground is now a pliant, doughy ball of affection around you. He's more mushy than you've ever seen him before.

It's a massive turn on when your hormones make you "crazy" and riled up at the smallest of slights. You'll be flipping off and yelling after a car for driving too fast in a parking lot and Edge will be looking at you like you're an angel sent from the heavens.

Sometimes Edge catches himself being all soft in public, especially while shopping for supplies, and quickly corrects his composure. He HATES it whenever you bring up how he got weepy over a particularly cute woodland animal-themed mobile (it reminded him of some of his old Royal Guard co-workers).

He also gets pissed when you call him a mother hen. He's not a mother hen, he's just cooking all your meals, and ensuring that you're never wanting for anything, and micromanaging your daily routine, and fussing over you constantly, and...

He's going to make fun of you for his cravings, but damn if he's not quick to plate them up for you, no matter how weird or gross they seem.

He takes parenting classes with you very seriously and with his head held high, even with how out of place a spikey, edgy monster dressed in all blacks and reds looks in a classroom full of soft parents-to-be. He treats these classes like a competition, too, and is quite unsatisfied to learn that there isn't any sort of prize for the fastest swaddle or changed diaper.

Edge has always had an appreciation for the finer things in life, and now, on the surface, he has the means to own said things. He also has the means to give his child these things, so don't be surprised at the ebony crib or the organic cotton baby clothes that show up in the nursery.

Swap!Sans (Blue)

You've somehow made the happiest man in the world even happier.

Before you can finish your announcement, Blue is bolting to the library to pick up as many books on the matter as he can fathomably carry.

Blue immediately vaults into making lists of everything you'll need to prepare for the arrival of the baby.

He gets really attached to the fruit size scale. His weekly groceries will always include a product to represent the current size of the baby (and he proceeds to get emotionally distressed when you eat said product).

There is an unfortunate feedback loop here when your hormones size you up, where if you start crying, Blue starts crying, and vice versa.

He loooooves talking to the baby. He had to give them a whole tour of the nursery, and a play-by-play of all the cute outfits you and him bought. He does not listen when you tell him it can't hear yet.

Don't be surprised when an extremely heavy wooden box shows up at your front door. It's just baby's first set of armor, nothing to worry about. What? It's chainmail, so it's (somewhat) lightweight!

Blue goes into full chef mode, only cooking up nutritious meals listed on a pregnancy-approved forum. He's very obsessive over you getting your proper vitamins.

He is very very adamant about tracking your calcium intake specifically. No child of his will have weak bones.

Tough guy is going to pass out in the delivery room btw

Swap!Papyrus(Stretch)

Yeah it's not gonna fully register for Stretch until you're showing.

It's all cool smiles and chill vibes until one night he finds himself lying awake having an anxiety-laden staring contest with the boxed-up crib he's supposed to assemble.

Like. Oh fuck. He's going to be a dad. He still feels like a carefree kid himself most days, how the ever-loving hell is he supposed to raise an actual child?

Stretch immediately tries to quit smoking cold turkey. This does not help at all with his anxiety.

He wants to somehow be better for you in all the ways he's been putting off for an eternity by changing himself entirely in the span of nine months.

But, there is a saving grace -- his brother. Blue somehow raised him single-handedly, so he has someone to go to for advice (which Blue is happy to provide, given he's already dedicated himself to being the most magnificent uncle the world has ever seen).

Stretch is very much in full lost puppy mode when it comes to taking care of you. You'll have to tell him what you need, but he'll be more than happy to serve you.

He eventually starts easing into the idea of fatherhood, finding a new comfort in shopping with you for supplies and coming up with lists of potential names. The domesticity of it all hits him like a truck, and it honestly feels better than being high.

He especially likes finding stupid onesies online with the worst puns ever on them. Stretch, of course, buys them without consulting with you first.

He chills out completely once you're in your last few weeks. That's all thrown out the window when you go into labor, though. Back to square one on his anxiety lol, but he'll find his rhythm again eventually.

Nightmare

The terrible Nightmare, god of negativity, nervous and stressed out about becoming a father? It's more likely than you think.

Absolutely intense protective/possessive instinct overtakes Nightmare at the news. You will not leave his side for the next nine months. You'll be on mandatory bedrest for the last few weeks.

Nightmare possesses a certain soft spot for babies and toddlers. Their innocence makes his soul feel all funny, like he's forgotten about something important.

The way he shows his anticipation is in his surprisingly powerful nesting behaviors. Your shared bed gets new layers of blankets, your wardrobe becomes thicker, and anything that is dangerous or can become dangerous is stowed away or moved to higher shelves.

He gets an almost restless air about him, his tentacles either writhing behind his back like a disturbed cat's tail, or touching you in some form. He's also just a lot more testy towards his underlings, threatening them and "correcting" them for much less than before (this will not prevent Killer from referring to his boss as "pops" when he's not around).

That negativity sensitivity is crackling like a live wire inside of him. He's tense and at your side when he senses even the slightest discomfort in your body or emotions.

Besides giving you massages, he's going to make you do your stretches, whether you're feeling up to it or not. Complain all you want about how you feel tired and too massive for any of this, he's gonna have a tentacle on each limb guiding you through the poses to relieve your aches and pains (he can feel them too, so it's good for both of you).

Even before the baby is born, you're already seeing him morph into a father-shaped mass in real time. He has so much tired begrudging armchair dad reading the newspaper (DILF) energy it's ridiculous.

It's so easy to get what you want from him. You ask for anything and bat your eyelashes a bit, maybe cup your stomach, and Nightmare is on his feet to order one of his employees to fetch/make it for you.

Listen, maybe he's not the greatest guy to have as your baby daddy, but by the stars are you going to be comfortable for the duration of your pregnancy and beyond.

Killer

Oh. Well, okay, sure, if this is what's happening now, Killer doesn't really mind. He's pretty indifferent to the idea of having kids (besides that delicious little tidbit about how now the two of you are connected forever, that part he does enjoy).

Literally his reaction to the news was just "welp guess i have to clean out the litter box from now on."

He thinks your stretch marks are so pretty. They're his favorite mark that he's (inadvertently) given you.

Killer plays things real damn close to his chest on whether or not he'll actually be a good dad. For the most part, he sticks close to you, doesn't complain (too much) when you want a massage, and he's even picked out a few things for the nursery, but he's just dauntingly neutral about the whole thing.

Yeah he's scared shitless and very self aware that he's not going to be winning any dad of the year awards (that, and kids sorta scare him due to past events). But, he's playing things cool, trying to be laid-back solely to not worry you. Which, you shouldn't be worried. You can't get rid of Killer that easy.

The way you slip into domesticity while you focus on taking care of yourself though? That definitely puts him at ease and makes some fatherly instinct buried deep deep down inside of him flare up. That, and it makes him insatiably horny, thinking about you all round with his child.

That little jealousy streak he has going with you? Yeah, it gets so much worse. Nobody should be talking to his partner, let alone his partner that is also carrying his kid.

Stars, does he think it's cute when your hormones act up and make you all pouty and weepy. You're crying because you can't get a jar open? Just kill him now, you're so adorable. This also comes with the bonus of showing off for you and feeling all strong and manly.

Watching you sleep also ticks up in frequency. He's been getting dark circles under his sockets because he can't help but stay up and watch how your stomach moves with your breathing when you sleep.

The thing is, though, just as Killer is getting used to you being pregnant, you're right at the edge of your due date. Imagining having a baby and actually having one to take care of is going to be a whole other can of worms for Killer to navigate.

Dust

Dust doesn't want this. He doesn't want any part of this at all, and he sure as hell did NOT sign up for this.

He disappears sometime during the night after you give him the news. A week in, you just kinda assume you're on your own (not totally unexpected, but still disappointing) until a few days later when he shows back up and just kinda locks the hell in.

You've given Dust a lot. A home, a warm body to sleep beside, someone to just sorta be in his vicinity when things get rough so he's not alone, so he feels this really deep seated guilt and disgust in himself about what he's done to you, but he feels even worse about just straight up abandoning you.

He didn't mean to saddle you with responsibility like that, especially with a responsibility tied to someone like him. Holy self-loathing.

But fine, fuck, he's lived with the consequences of his actions before, and he'll do it again. Especially because it breaks his dusty soul into a million little splinters when you started crying after he came back from his little thinking session after hearing about his impending fatherhood.

Dust won't help you with any of the planning, you're sort of on your own for that. If you try to get him to help make a decision on which crib to get, or what color blankets you should buy, he'll always just pick the first option.

He's not entirely detached, though. The aesthetic stuff is up to you, but anything he can help with that's more physical, like cooking and cleaning around the house, he's already doing it without being told. Anything to lessen his guilt.

He still holds contempt for himself when you tell him that you're happy to be having his baby. Dust has literally no ill will for you or his kid, just for himself.

He's not going to cut his smoking or drinking, but he'll at the very least take his cigarettes outside and drink when you're sleeping.

So, he's acting as more of a maid than a father, but hey, it's something. He might soften up some after the baby is born, but for now, he just keeps his distance and attempts to keep you content.

Horror!Sans (Axe)

You don't even need to take a pregnancy test because one day you wake up and Axe is just. Sniffing you. Turns out he could smell the change in your hormones.

And once it's confirmed that yes, you are indeed carrying his child? Those protective, territorial instincts kick into full gear.

Axe has been deficient on magic ever since the Underground. He has to concentrate hard enough just to summon any ecto, so the fact that he had enough to get you pregnant??? Congratulations, you've unlocked the most fearsome papa bear this side of Mount Ebott.

"Eating for two" -- three simple words that send Axe into a spiral of worry and anxiety. Yeah, food is more abundant on the surface, but still, old habits die hard.

He just completely stops eating until you've had your fill. You try to remind him that there's plenty to go around, and that he doesn't have to make sure you're getting enough, but Axe is a damn bulwark both physically and mentally, stubborn to a fault. You will eat first, and he will watch before even thinking about plating a serving for himself.

He is OBSESSED with how tiny the baby is as it develops. You dropped a blueberry into his hand at around two months and he just stared at it, totally awe-stricken by how something so little could come from him.

Nesting instincts also kick into full gear once you start to show. When Axe thinks it's time for you to rest, he's just gonna pick you up and plop you into a big stack of pillows and blankets, and he's gonna curl around you and hold you hostage until he sees fit.

Fuuuuck he's anxious. He uses those big hands of his for tearing things apart, for handling big heavy weapons meant to cleave through enemies. Now they're supposed to be used to hold a tiny, helpless little pup? They have to be gentle, when he feels like they've only known cruelty? He's so screwed.

And he's so terrified that his little one will be scared of their own papa, what with the body horror shit he has going on.

But the curve of your stomach just fits so perfectly in the cusp of his hand, warm and secure. Axe has to remind himself that he wasn't born a killer, he just learned how to be one through circumstance. Now, he just has to learn to be something in the complete opposite direction to that. He's done it once, and for you and his child, he'll do it again.

Cross

Holy fucking ball of anxiety.

The thing about Cross is that he's a chronic symptom internet searcher. So when this guy finds out everything that happens to your body during pregnancy, and the mind-boggling amount of complications that can happen, along with some of their uncomfortably high statistics...

Massive nope to all that. The guard dog is coming out, here to keep you safe from every conceivable threat. Which may or may not include ridiculous what-if scenarios he's been scaring himself with (but what if the regular clerk at the grocery store is a maniac murderer? what if you trip and fall on nothing and then roll half a mile into a ditch? what if you get swarmed by an angry flock of birds that have a specific disdain for pregnant people?!).

You will only be sleeping with a protective arm across your stomach from now on. Cross won't let you lay outside of his reaching distance.

His worries get the worst at night. Sometimes, you wake up to him mumbling sweet things into your abdomen, his teeth pressed up against your skin as he talks of promises for his child, and how nerve-wrackingly excited he is to meet them. It sort of acts as a destressor for him, so you just pretend to sleep as he prattles off everything that he's gonna do right with them.

Cross wants so badly to feel useful around you. You're going through all these changes to your body and discomforts just to give him a baby, and it makes him feel so out of place as someone who always tries to take on burdens to relieve those around him. He'd trade places with you in an instant.

So, say goodbye to any and all chores, because Cross is molding himself into the perfect househusband so you can focus on resting as much as possible. Don't argue, just let him have this. Let him feel useful.

Every day, Cross does a little patrol around your home. He spends extra time in the nursery, ensuring that everything is up to spec and where it needs to be, and that you have everything you'll need for the arrival of his child.

Somewhere along the line, after the initial panic of realizing he's going to be a dad, Cross gets it stuck in his skull that he's going to be a terrible father. He didn't have the greatest father himself, and he finds himself under the assumption that he's going to be just as shitty.

But when he sees you talking so happily about your growing family to those you're close with, when he sees how your smile is so wide that your eyes are squinted and tearing up at the edges, something changes for him. Maybe he won't be so bad. Maybe this is the best thing that's ever happened to him.

Error

Error is, uh, not initially thrilled about this development.

I mean, his whole thing is bringing destruction to creations, to ending things rather than starting them. So the notion that he's created his own "abomination" to add to the multiverse... yeah not really something that was on his bucket list.

Just give him time to process. Error may be stubborn as all hell, but he's also a major fucking hypocrite and will justify his kid's existence one way or another, just like he justifies keep you around instead of stringing your soul up with the rest of his collection.

He's going to step up in his own way. Error isn't a family man, and he's not super ecstatic to be here, but he's still gonna show up. He's still gonna be a tantrum-throwing pissbaby, but now he's gonna be a tantrum-throwing pissbaby who's also bottle-feeding an actual baby that's been swaddled to perfection, courtesy of him.

When he gets In The Zone with his crocheting, he sometimes doesn't realize what he's making until he's done. The first time he accidentally made a onesie, he ripped it apart before you could see. Then it just kept happening, to the point that he just gave up and adds each one to the growing collection.

He's going to bitch and moan about it until the damn cows come home, but fine, he'll steal extra chocolate from Underfell, just for you.

From the way he complains, you'd think ERROR is the one going through all the physical and mental changes of being pregnant 🙄

He's going to make you upset at some point with his all his grumbling, and he's going to feel really shitty about it the second it happens. When he makes you upset like that, he just grabs at your clothes and pulls you into a loose, begrudging hug (the best he can do) and give you some stilted little "there, there," comforting.

The one thing he does appreciate is that you're pretty sedentary as you're getting close to term, which means you can finally just sit fucking still for once and watch his shows with him instead of making an excuse to dip out before he starts infodumping.

He will deny deny deny, but he is looking forward to having a little one to tout around. It feels almost familiar, for some reason. Comforting, too, to a certain degree.

Dream

Congratulations, you won!

You are going to absolutely filthy spoiled by this guy. In fact, maybe a little too spoiled -- Dream hesitates to let you do anything, equating you to fragile as glass now that you have precious cargo. You're definitely going to be on bedrest for the last few weeks of your pregnancy.

Dream wants nothing more than to show this child all the love he never received, to keep them close and remind them of how much the universe cares about them, even if they're different (which, there's a good chance of them being different, on account of his own demi-godhood).

Dream is going to fuss. Hover. Worry. He's going to be every flavor of overbearing that you can imagine, and attend to your every need before you even realize you need to be tended to.

Yeah, those empathy powers come in absolute clutch. The very second he feels a shift in your emotions, he's swept up to your side and asking you what you need.

And damn does it pain his very soul when you snap at him for being overbearing. But he's understanding and will give you your space when you need it (as long as you let him pamper the fuck out of you when you're feeling up to it again, because that's what he does best -- care for you).

Dream didn't really get a childhood of his own, so he's absolutely gonna live vicariously through his baby. He's stockpiling all his favorite stories and lullabies to share for when it's born, and he is slowly amassing an army of stuffed animals in the nursery (you swear he comes home with a new one every week...).

Under all that excitement and wonder lies a thousand lingering worries. Will his child have a targeted painted on their back from birth? What if they are ostracized for his heritage and potential powers, like his brother was? How is he supposed to be a good father, if he never even had any parents at all?

Dream wants to be a rock for you. He wants to be the one to tough out all the bad to give you only the good. You might have to give him a gentle reminder that you're on the same team, and to share the good and the bad with each other. He's always thankful for your more grounded approach and way of thinking when his head gets stuck too far up in the clouds.

The Guardian of Positivity is at your beck and call. You'll figure it out together.

Ink

I HATEEEE when people say that Ink would be a bad/absent father. But like literally his whole thing is about protecting the creations of everyone else, so of course he's gonna go hard as shit on protecting and nurturing a creation that's his very own.

Obviously he's not gonna be the very best and most present father, on account of both his job and the whole memory/emotional regulation issue he has going on, but he is gonna do his damnedest to counteract these things as best he can.

His go-to method of remembering is just writing over and over that you're pregnant on whatever surface is in front of him until it becomes muscle(?) memory. That's how his pals found out -- Ink had scrawled it over his arm and forgot about it when he showed up for a meeting.

He likes to doodle what he thinks the baby is gonna look like. There's a whole sketchbook floating around somewhere with all manner of baby skeletons, humans, and hybrids.

He's already devoted himself to teaching his kid how to draw as soon as they can hold a crayon.

Ink constantly flips on whether or not he's like "oh no what if the kid's like me???" and "omg what if the kid's just like me? :D" depending on his current palette of paints.

On one hand, there is that devastatingly sober realization of oh, what if he condemns his kid to the same conditions he has, but on the other, it makes him feel like melting into a puddle of adoration-filled pastel pink at the thought of having someone call him papa.

Even with Ink's eccentricities, the baby is going to be born into a very loving environment, with very loving grandparents who are going to fit every stereotype of overbearing but well-meaning in-laws for their grandbaby.

He does become a little bit of a hoverer when you start to show, since the visual reminder is a lot more powerful than any verbal reminder or note. There are times when he'll panic suddenly because he'll space out on whether you've eaten at all or if you're feeling any pain and if he needs to be massaging you or stealing some of Error's chocolate stash for you right now.

The second you push that baby out, Ink's gonna be cradling it in his arms and asking when the two of you can have another.

Fresh

"aw, dat sucks, bae. get well soon." ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Fresh doesn't understand. You don't understand. I don't understand. Nobody understands, but here you are.

Okay, so, you sit him down and explain everything. It's a long, painful process, like trying to teach a fourth grader rocket science, but you get through it. Yeah, he has no [FUNK]ing idea what he's doing, but sure, he can play the part of pops if it puts you at ease. How hard could it be?

Though there is a little bit of an uncomfortable bout of processing from Fresh's end for a few days. A small being, inhabiting you and stealing from your nutrient intake in order to live and grow? Where has he heard that one before...

But, the worst he gets is just a little jealous, and maybe a little... worried? About you? No, can't be. He's gonna bottle up that emotion and throw it with the rest of them, never to be thought about again.

He gets so [DANG] pouty when you tell him no more surprise rides on his skateboard or heelies (a habit he's picked up, he likes to grab you when you least expect it and roll around).

Fresh wants a very big say in the aesthetic of the nursery and baby clothes. If it doesn't have colors and patterns that could blind an innocent passerby, he doesn't want it.

He's gonna use that baby as leverage against you in every split decision the two of you have ("hear that, bae? lil' dude's agreein' wit' me down there").

He's going to be very naturally curious about your baby bump when it starts to show. Poking at it and feeling it up, you swear you never have a moment to yourself and you can't do anything with a hand on you. And when it starts kicking? You're not escaping his hold as he praises his kid for being a little fighter.

Fresh is also very obsessed with the prospect of his kid liking all the same things he does. He has a list of shows and a pile of comic books to show the kid. It's not even born yet, and he's already planning on turning them into a mini version of himself. Stars help you.

Epic

Epic is actually over the fucking moon. He's been waiting his whole life to pass on his sage advice and his skills to someone, especially an heir.

Actually, he wants to pass on knowledge that he doesn't even have yet. When you catch him trying to learn how to lockpick or whittle, he says it's because he wants his kid to have unique skills and hobbies (which will, also in his words, make his kid way cooler than anyone else's).

Epic reads three articles on pregnancy and thinks he's a damn doctor, telling you what to eat and how to sleep and what's good and not good for the baby.

He's going to want to do one of those stupid embarrassing pregnancy announcement photoshoots. Not even to announce that you're pregnant (he tells everyone he knows by pointing at your stomach and announcing that he "did that"), but just because he thinks they're funny.

Epic is just so extra at everything he does, and he's about to get a whole lot worse. If he sees you trying to get up for something, he's already on his feet and kneeling before you, asking about what it is that his monarch desires with an over-the-top dutiful flourish.

He's a little terrified of your mood swings, but in a playful way. When you're feeling pissed off for no particular reason and snapping at him, he'll start talking to the baby like "helllllp your parent is being mean to meeeee :("

He talks to the baby a lot, actually. Asking them what they want to eat, how their day is going, when they're thinking of coming out to meet him, etc.. Yeah, he is extremely excited to have this kid.

You have to remind him that he's going to be their father, not just their friend. His response is to tell you with full confidence that he'll be both. Yeah, he's definitely gonna be the lax, chill parent while you'll have to be the stricter one when the kid gets older.

Don't, under any circumstances, let Epic convince you of any of the names he's listed for the kid. He'll give you a compelling argument on each, but upon looking them up, you will find that they are the names of characters from anime he likes ("but if we name the kid after a badass, they'll grow up to be a badass!").

Your weight gain does not deter this man at all in matters of being horny for you. You'll be damn near ready to pop and he'll still ask if you're down for some fun. Careful, you might be gearing up for a second kid very soon after having your first.

[yami-jellyfish]

Sanses Headcannons: You wear their clothes

By: Yami

♡Scenario: Their S/O wears their clothes (Suggested by @nightlady507)

Sans AUs x Reader

Undertale (Vanilla) 🍦

•he secretly finds it incredibly comforting that you smell like him, and that his hoodie now smells like you.

•while he may act nonchalant, seeing you in his blue jacket actually sends his soul into a bit of a flutter. just really gud at hiding it behind his grin.

•this is Classic, so expect immediate and terrible clothing puns

•he won’t even ask for it back, he’ll just use it as an excuse to avoid doing laundry for another week since “you’re already keeping it clean.”

•he loves when you wear it out cuz it gives him a quiet sense of pride that everyone knows you’re with him.

•You’re lounging on the couch, wearing his giant blue hoodie. Sans walks into the room with a ketchup bottle, as he stares at you and grins, a faint blue hue dusts his cheekbones. “y’know, if you wanted to be closer to me, you could’ve just asked for a hug. but hey, it looks better on you anyway.” He plops down next to you, pulling the hood over your eyes and chuckling as you bury your face in his shoulder.

Underswap (Blueberry) 🫐

•Blue’s eye sockets will literally turn into giant stars, for him ts is the highest form of flattery.

•he’ll aggressively compliment you. Telling you how magnificent and perfect you look in his battle body.

•Bro would immediately pull out his phone to take a million pictures to send to Papyrus (who will absolutely tease him later).

•Seeing you in his clothes will make him want to go out and buy you a matching set of your own “battle armor.”

•To Blue, wearing his battle body means you want to be a magnificent guardsman just like him.

•You walk into the kitchen wearing Blue’s blue bandana and his fit. Blue gasps when he sees you, his eye sockets turning into literal giant stars. “M-MAIDEN! YOU LOOK ABSOLUTELY MAGNIFICENT! THE ROYAL BLUE SUITS YOU PERFECTLY!” He rushes over, lifting you into a enthusiastic hug, entirely forgetting about the tacos on the stove. (it burnt af now)

Underfell (Red) 🍫

•Red’s entire skull will turn bright, glowing crimson.

•bro will look away immediately and try to act like he doesn’t care. (tsundere ahh)

•he’ll immediately try to cover up his embarrassment by acting annoyed, even though he’s secretly thrilled.

•He loves the visual reminder that you are his and only his.

•he’ll eventually grab you by the waist, pull you close, and complain that he’s cold now, just to share the jacket with you.

•You’re wearing his heavy black and red jacket, hands buried in the pockets. Red walks in and freezes, his face lighting up like a Christmas tree. “the hell do you think you’re doin’ in my gear, sweetheart? take it off,” he growls weakly. When you shrug and start to unzip it, he lunges forward, grabbing your hands. “tch—whatever, just…keep it on. it looks better on you anyway.”

Swapfell (Blackberry) 🍇

•He loves the look of his dark, elegant colors on you.

•Like Vanilla, he enjoys the fact that you smell like him, but he’d rather dust himself than admit it out loud.

•Bro will look at you, scoff, and tell you that you look ridiculous and sloppy in his attire.

•Inside, his soul is doing backflips.

•To hide his blushing, he would meticulously adjust the collar of his clothed, claiming he’s just “fixing your terrible presentation.”

•You’re working at a desk, wearing Blackberry’s high-collared purple capelet and sweater. He struts into the room, and crosses his arms, a purple blush creeping onto his purple cheekbones. “ARE THOSE MY CLOTHES? YOU LOOK ABSURD–THAT BELONGS TO A LORD, NOT A PEASANT.” He walks over, his gloved fingers gently but firmly turning your chin up. “BUT…I SUPPOSE I CAN OVERLOOK YOUR THIEVERY, FOR A PRICE.” He leans down and kisses you deeply. (sly mf)

Ink 🎨

•Ink will stare at you for a solid three minutes without blinking.

•Depending on his vial levels, he might genuinely forget that those are his clothes first.

•Once he finally realizes what’s happening, he’ll get incredibly excited and want to paint a portrait of you immediately.

•Seeing you comfortable in his things gives him a genuine spike of affection that doesn’t even require his vials to feel.

•His clothes are usually covered in paint, so expect him to apologize if you get dirty, but ofc he’ll think it looks cute on you.

•You’re wearing Ink’s giant, stained brown scarf wrapped three times around your neck, along with his oversized undershirt. Ink steps out of a puddle of ink, takes one look at you, and his eyes cycle through a dozen different shapes and colors. “Oh wow! You look…amazing love! Hold still, the lighting is perfect!” He frantically whips out a sketchbook and a paintbrush, sketching you with a massive, giddy smile. (CUTIE PIE I CAN’T)

Error 🧶

•error.exe has crashed

•while he hates being touched, you wearing his clothes is like a loophole he loves.

•he’ll mutter about how you’re getting your “weird anomaly germs” all over his favorite jacket, but he won’t make any move to take it back.

•like Blueberry, Error might even sew you a matching fit

•he might use his blue strings to gently tug you closer to him just so he can admire how you look in his fit.

•You walk into the anti void, wearing his signature black and blue hoodie. Error immediately glitches violently and crashed. Once he reboots, he glares at you, a heavy yellow blush on his cheekbones. “w-WhAt dO yOu tHiNk yOu’Re dOiNg?! yOu’Re gOnNa…mEsS uP tHe fAbRiC, yOu sTuPiD gLiTcH…” He turns away, but a blue string gently wraps around your waist, pulling you onto his beanbag chair next to him.

X-tale (Cross) ❌

•Cross is surprisingly soft and easily flustered. (CUTIE ISTG)

•Seeing you in his massive, monochrome fluffy jacket will turn his purple cheekbones completely bright violet.

•Cross has lost a lot in his life, so seeing his partner safe and wearing his clothes gives him a profound sense of comfort

•Chara will absolutely roast Cross for how whipped he looks, which only makes Cross blush harder.

•This guy will definitely pull you into a hug just so he can rest his face against the fluff on your shoulder.

•You’re sitting on the floor of your shared room, wearing Cross’s massive black-and-white jacket. Cross walks back from a quick scouting trip with a chocolate bar in hand and stops dead in his tracks, a purple blush spreading all the way to his pinpricks. “I…uh…you look really nice,” he mumbles, rubbing the back of his neck. He clears his throat, and walks over, sitting right behind you and wrapping his arms around your waist. “You…look warm,” he murmurs into your shoulder “Keep it on, please?”

Dream 💫

•Dream will practically glow with positive aura.

•He’ll shower you with compliments like Blueberry, except less aggressive.

•He views the act of sharing clothes as an incredibly intimate, so he’ll feel deeply touched.

•He will playfully treat you like royalty while you’re wearing his golden accents, bowing to you or kissing the back of your hand.

•Dream loves the idea of sharing everything with his partner, bro will happily let you keep whatever you want from his closet.

•You’ve draped Dream’s golden, star-clasped cape over your shoulders while reading a book. Dream walks into the room, and golden warmth immediately fills the air. His eyes soften into pools of pure light, as he walks over quietly, kneeling by your chair, he takes your hand, and kisses your knuckles. “My star…you look absolutely beautiful. If I didn’t know any better, I’d say you’re already my queen”

Nightmare 🌑

•Nightmare would be both smug and possessive once he sees you

•dude is hella possessive, seeing you covered his clothes signals to his entire gang that you are strictly off-limits.

•he tries to feed on negative emotions, but seeing you look so cozy in his sweaters actually brings him a quiet sense of contentment, which he will deny fiercely (tsundere 2.0)

•he’ll use his extra appendages to reel you into his lap, wrapping his dark tentacles around you like a blanket over his clothes.

•bro would smirk and comment on how his dark aesthetic perfectly fits you, treating it as a testament to his good taste.

•You’re wearing one of Nightmare’s regular sweaters. Then you feel a cold, slimy, yet gentle grip around your waist. A cyan eye glows in the dark as Nightmare pulls you flush against his chest. He chuckles, a dark, vibrating sound. “marking your territory love? or just desperate for my scent? either way…it’s a good look on you, don’t take it off.”

Dusttale (Dust) 🌪

•Dust is very attached to his hood, so if he lets you wear his hoodie, then it means he absolutely trusts you more than his own life.

•seeing you in his hoodie makes him feel like his safe space is now your safe space.

•he won’t say much, he’ll just stare at you with a ghostly purple blush, his mind racing with how lucky he is to have you. (bro is down BADD)

•he’ll use it as an excuse to drag you to bed for cuddles, claiming you stole his warmth so you have to replace it. (Red 2.0)

•his loves that your scent mixes in with his clothes (NOT IN A WEIRD WAY) he finds this incredibly comforting, often helping him quiet the manic voices in his head.

•You have Dust’s grey, dust-streaked hoodie zipped all the way up to your nose. Dust walks in, murmuring to his Papyrus, then goes completely silent when he sees you, his purple eye lights flicker. “Papyrus, shut up for a second,” he mutters, walking over to you. He grabs the strings of the hoodie, pulling you close to him “you’re crazy, ya know that? stealing a killer’s clothes, guess I gotta keep an eye on you now.”

Killer 🔪

•Killer will immediately start cackling.

•unlike Error, he has zero concept of personal space, bro will immediately throw his arms around you, and slide his hands into the pockets of the jacket.

•his shirt usually has a giant target on it, so bro would use that to his advantage to make cheesy pick-up lines about you ‘targeting his heart’

•thinks it’s both hilarious and badass, he’ll want to take you out to show the rest of the gang just to mess with them.

•he likes the domestic, normal feeling of a partner stealing his clothes.

•You’re walking through the castle hallways, wearing Killer’s target-printed shirt and jacket. Killer turns the corner and spots you, letting out a loud cackle “whoa, mama! didn’t know I hired a stunt double! you look way better in that than I do, babe.” He jogs over, throwing an arm heavily around your neck, dragging you into a messy side-hug. “c’mon, let’s go see if we can trick Nightmare into thinking you’re me.” (ye bruh ts ain’t working)

Horrortale (Axe) 🍴

•for a second, you might think he’s mad, but he’s actually just completely mesmerized.

•he’ll melt inside the moment he sees you snuggled up in his clothes

•bro would become incredibly gentle, handling you like a fragile glass doll so he doesn’t tear the clothes or hurt you.

•Axe is deeply insecure about his gruesome appearance, so seeing you willingly wear his blood-stained or worn-out clothes reassures him that you truly love him. (MY BABY 😭)

•he won’t say much, but he will walk over and sit down heavily next to you, just to bury his face right into your neck, breathing in your scent mixed with his coat. (again, not in a weird way)

•You are wearing Axe’s giant, heavily stained blue jacket. Axe trundles into the kitchen, and freezes when he spots you, his single red eye light dilates to the size of a saucer. He walks over silently, lifts you off your feet with one arm, and buries his face in your hair “…warm?” he rumbles out softly, you nod, and he lets out a deep, rattling purr, holding you tighter.

Epictale (Epic) 😎

•Epic will immediately react with dramatic anime-style poses. ( son 😭)

•he’ll yell out a catchphrase or act like you’ve ascended to a higher level of coolness.

•his purple trench coat is iconic, and he’ll love seeing you twirl around in it.

•he’d insist on turning it into a runway fashion show, putting his cool shades on your face to complete the look while playing hype music from his phone.

•behind the memes, Epic is a smooth talker, he’ll catch you by the waist, dropping the meme persona for a second, and tell you that you look genuinely beautiful (I swear guyz he’s just a silly nerd-)

•You’re wearing Epic’s long, purple and black trench coat, trailing it along the floor. Epic bursts through the door, and drops the cookie in his hand “BRUH! look at the drip! you look absolutely legendary!” He slides across the floor on his knees, stopping right in front of you. He takes off his purple sunglasses and slides them onto your nose. “yep, officially cooler than me. that’s it, we’re getting married, bruh.”

Fresh 🌈

•his 90s-active sunglasses will flash words like ‘CUTE’

•he doesn’t quite understand human romance conventions, but he finds it “totally radical.”

•be careful though cuz his clothes are blinding

•he’ll use his usual 90s slang to compliment you, calling you a “totally rad bae” while blushing a bright rainbow color.

•even though he’s technically a soul-less parasite, being around you when you look so comfortable in his gear gives him a fuzzy feeling he can’t quite explain.

•You’re wearing Fresh’s neon windbreaker jacket. Fresh skates into the room, doing a kickflip before stopping dead. His glasses that spelled ‘YOLO’ quickly changed to ‘CUTE’. “whoa there, babe! you are totally rocking the fresh style!” He skated over, booping your nose with his finger, and plops his colorful snapback hat onto your head sideways. “now we’re matchin’, totally choice.”

Heya Jellies srry for not posting for a while, this is my first time doing this type of fanfic and I tried making it long so I hope you all like it

Do you guys like the random comments? Is it too cringe? AHH idk if I should do more of this ╥﹏╥

lemme know what to do next!!

[skeletonh0e]

How would each of the boys react to someone making their S/O cry?

These are on the smaller side for headcanons, still trying to get a feel for the newer boys. But something soft to start this off

Who made you Cry?

Classic Sans:

He is in-between you and that other person instantly, arms crossed, still smiling but angry doesn't quite cut it

"there a problem here?"

His main focus is on you, but if the other person doesn't leave soon they risk getting smacked by a bone or worse gaster blasted

Gently leads you aside, somewhere private if not just outright taking you home, short cuts make it easy

If you need hugs or someone to listen to you, he can do both. Not the type to judge what you get upset over, emotions are always valid

Hell, depending on what the other person did he might regret not getting more violent with them

Whatever, his focus is that you're mentally well.

He will find a way to at least you to laugh if not at least smile by the end of the day

If you ever have to interact with that person again though, he's on high alert.

Hell, there's a chance he might "accidentally" summon a bone to trip the individual if he sees them again.

Underswap Sans:

Who upset his S/O!? WHOMST!?

He just wants to talk-

Okay, but he actually will just firmly lecture them. Like, it's a little scary actually and he gets intense about it, he's never a violent person but he will get rough with them if they're rough with him

And especially if they were rough with you

Don't worry though, the moment that they're "dealt with" he zeros in on you

All the hugs, all the loves, all the support, please, he loves you so much please get better again.

He's spoiling you tonight most definitely, favorite food, favorite snacks, anything you want.

Will actively ask questions once you've calmed down, though. Noisy but also genuinely curious about what happened, he won't force anything though

Give plenty of gentle encouragement, both in a sense of "never be afraid to stand up for yourself in situations like that" but also "you are valid"

And if you can't the former, he's happy to do so until you can.

Underfell Sans:

GUARD DOG MODE ACTIVATED

Sorry to the dumbass in question, they're getting yelled at and punched. Possibly worse. It does not matter who they are. Where they are.

No one upsets you like that.

Grouchily scoops you and leaves.

Still growly and snarly at literally anything or anyone that is not you for a good while. When those protective instincts are triggered, they kick in full force.

He is uh, shit at comfort. But he's trying. Actively holding you close and muttering some gentle reassurances

At the very least he'll make it clear that you're safe with him.

Might even let you wear his jacket both for warmth and to help you cheer up

Still kinda wants to beat up the person who did this again even after the fact ngl tho

Hopefully they just don't cross paths ever again

Underlust Sans:

It's literally just this:

He does not get mad often, but something bringing you to tears is certainly one way to do it.

Instantly pulls you close, letting you bury your face is his fluffy vest (mess if up with your tears you earned it boo) as he pops off at the individual in question

Chews them out. Won't even bother getting his hands dirty. Security is showing them the way out

And they aren't coming back if he has anything to say about it

His diva moments or karen moments are rare but they come out full force like this

Still holding you close as he takes you aside.

Cry it all out, he's here for you. Will even use a warm wash cloth to wipe your tears as you sob (a technique he learns stops your face from aching)

If there's one thing he's good at it's listening, vent your heart out to him

Lots of compliments. Nothing can make you ugly to him. You're pretty even when you cry.

Fresh Sans:

Oh no. Emotion.

Just freezes at first, as if it takes a bit for this entire thing to set in. He's not the most emotionally intelligent type but he's seen tears. He knows what they mean.

Someone really upset you. Someone upset you to the point of tears. And he does not like it.

Fresh is not a protective type, still isn't. It's not that he doesn't care it's just that the need to protect something has never really happened up until now. He never had someone that mattered as much as you.

He poofs in. SMACKS the other person away and they go flyin'

For the best honestly Fresh when he's angry isn't a pretty sight for anyone

He is going to try to comfort you but he does not know what he's doing

He'll try to act as a distraction so you instead wanna laugh rather than cry but 50/50 chance that works

Tell him what to do, he's trying so hard bros.

He might not always know how to show it but he wants you to be happy.

Horrortale Sans:

Well someone is gonna die-

Or if they're still alive they're gonna have a fun time dragging themselves to the ER once Horror breaks all their bones

Even if you try to stop him, it's kinda too late. That was all on instinct. Every bone in his body went into protect mode

And just like with Red you are also getting picked up and hauled offf

Extra protective for the rest of the day, even after you calmed down. Just looming over you wherever you go as if daring for someone to try something

Not good at comfort, weirdly silent but he's there. Holding you. Rubbing circles on your back.

Will listen even if he doesn't say anything in return. He's not good with words. And he can barely give comfort when he himself never has it

But he tries.

Does wanna know what specifically upset you so he has something of a heads up for a possible next time but doesn't push

He will remind you that he loves you though.

Dusttale Sans:

WELL SOMEONE IS GONNA DIE

You don't even get a chance to stop this one, that bozo is getting hit with a gaster blaster so fast

The aggressor is a pile of ash and your boyfriend is panicking over you a bit

He is trying to keep it together but he's sweating bro what does he even do here

Kinda just like....does what he wants someone to do to him with he suffers from bad hallunications

"it's okay....i'm right here...they can't hurt you...."

Admittedly it sounds somewhat forced as again, he's struggling to keep it together himself.

Once you're taken care of he might need some comfort himself

This will open a serious discussion, not because you did anything wrong but like....he wants to know the best thing to do when shit gets like that.

How can he be better for you?

Killer Sans:

So anyway he started stabbing.

There's a chance the person might survive, he shanks them a lot but doesn't actually ensure that they're dead as he stops to turn to you and just lets them fall away as they aggressively bleed out

Who knows maybe they managed to survive, regardless they're not leaving without scars

He goes to comfort you but uh, it's more creepy than anything.

Cupping your cheek with his bloodstained hand like "it's okay dearest that person is gone now you have all you need right here"

Said in a tone that's meant to be sweet but again more unnerving than anything else

It's a shitshow but he doesn't leave until you're better so? take it or leave it

Honestly will regret not doing worse to the individual in question but doesn't pursue it past that.

It's still Killer but he is actively sweeter on you for the rest of the day and most of tomorrow

He can be on his best behavior for a bit, but rest assured the only one to make you that upset is him

Nightmare Sans:

Hmmm, he doesn't think so.

At first he just ignores the person, as if they're not even there. Instead going to you, gently easing you away, touching you right where you need to be touched, telling you just what you need to hear

If the other person tries to stop him they are shoved aside. He's not wasting his breath talking to someone so worthless.

He is focusing on you and your needs

Unlike the other bad sanses, his whole thing is emotion so he's actually pretty good at reading and comforting others

You're perfectly taken care of and he's not leaving until he's certain of that

Once you two go your separate ways?

Well, whoever started this is taken care of. Depending on his mood either just killed or brought to his palace to be outright tortured.

He's all for spreading negative emotions, but not when it comes to you. Hypocrisy be damned.

Depending on your relationship he might tell you about what he did to the person later, but probably doesn't even think to bring it up

Cross Sans:

You can feel the vibes change the moment Cross sees your tears

If it's just a few tears then the other person I just getting violently shoved away, if you're full blown sobbing on the verge of a break down-

Someone is going to die. If not at the very least be walking away with several stab wounds.

Freezes once the issue is just you alone with your tears, man is emotionally constipated so bare with him

Gently takes your hand like "want me to take you somewhere?"

Gentle as he can be, acting overly polite and a little detached but very clearly unsure of himself as he navigates the situation

Talks to you very calmly, a mix of reassurance and asking what you need from him

Doesn't initiate physical contact because he's worried it might make it worse but if you hug him he's all for it and will hold you for as long as nessecary

Let yourself break down around him, seeing you at your lowest not only ensures a strong level of trust between you two but he knows it's good to let it all out no matter how nasty it is sometimes

Does not think less of you for it

Dream Sans:

Rare scary Dream moment

He doesn't scream, he doesn't get violent but dear god the look on his face as he firmly but politely tells the person to leave

And it's a good fucking thing that they listen, you don't wanna see him when he's mean.

Asshole? Gone. It's S/O time.

Everything I said about Nightmare, applies here but like DOUBLE

Literal King of positive emotions and even if he wasn't this man would bend over backwards to make you happy

Get spoiled idiot

Might ask for more details later, might not. Just know you can always turn to him if need be.

On a lighter note if you told him his scary dominating moment was hot it will fluster the hell out of him

But also he will go "Really?" 🥺

Ink Sans:

OH NO EMOTION

Listen, at least Fresh has the full emotional spectrum. Ink does not. He is at a LOST. Bro what the fuck does he do

Knee-jerk reaction is panic, confusion, even a little anger (though not at you) turning to the individual in question with a "what did you do!?"

Won't attack them but they're getting an earful

Uhhhhhh

Please stop being sad??? You want him to do something???

Similar to Dust or Fresh you're gonna need to have a talk later about what the fuck he's expected to do here

Definitely makes you something later to make up for it

He's a bad boyfriend he knows, you're welcome to tell him off. He'll listen

Might also help if you drew him something related to the experience (even if you're a bad artist) colors help him learn more than anything

Error Sans:

WELL SOMEONE IS GOING TO DIE

Listen he would kill someone for breathing wrong 9/10, is this any surprise? What did you think was gonna happen?

Honestly possibly he might just give them a slow torturous death to sweeten the deal, might even let you participate if he thinks you'll enjoy that

Only if he thinks you'll enjoy it though, he can read the room if you're not

You'd expect him to be shit at comfort and he kinda is but a lot better than you think

He's not going to instantly go in for a hug, we know his deal with physical touch but will offer his hand to hold

You can guilt him into a proper hug later but let's stop the tears for now

Just kinda....talks to you. And again its not perfect but better than you'd expect

Wanna watch some Undernovela with him?

He'll steal bring snacks

Storyshift Sans:

Well now, this won't do at all.

He is more of a figurehead if anything, he's are but honestly even he's surprised by someone actively upsetting his partner

And while he'll let anyone disrespect or be openly shitty to him, that does not apply to you

A weird moment where he acts like the king, calmly but firmly telling the other person off with a clear instruction to leave and not come back

A fight only happens if they escalate it to that, but thankfully even if Sans' reputation is shit, the royal guard is still in tip top shape so it doesn't

He'll focus the rest of his attention on you for the rest of the day

He doesn't have anything better to do anyway

A stroll through the garden always makes him feel better

Likewise I'm sure he can arrange something to be done to raise your spirits, will never use his title to cater to his needs but to yours?

Why the hell not?

Ccino Sans:

He doesn't think so

Not aggressive but firm, almost like a disappointed mom

He wraps his arms around you, pats you on the back, and glares dagger at the other person with a "you should be ashamed of yourself"

Officially on the do not serve list

If they wanna be removed they gotta earn your forgiveness

Absolute king at comfort, you're gonna be put somewhere cozy, given your favorite drink, favorite dessert, cats to pet and his shoulder to cry on

Want him to show you his pinterests boards? He made one entirely dedicated to you

Might even make special coffee art if that don't do the trick

"I know today was rough but remember I like you a latte"

Please kiss this man, he's so stupid and sweet

Reaper Sans:

Reaper: "I never intentionally end a life unless I deem it absolutely nessecary I would never abuse my-"

Y/N: *literally sobbing due to some bozo*

Reaper: ".... so what if I made an exception-"

OKAY he doesn't actually kill anyone but he thought about it

Gonna yoink you away, both because he doesn't trust himself to not do something too drastic but also it gets you away from them

He's very touchy to begin with if he can do so without ending your life but especially if you're all sad

And even if he can't then he's still staying by your side

If you won't see the light then I'll sit with you in the dark type beat

Quiet but nurturing nonetheless, might use some minor magic to amuse you

Might yap about planning a future date too to get your mind off things once some time has passed

[cinnaceli]

Herro boss🫪

Bit of a boring req, but could we get a Fell or Classic sans x reader that is ALWAYS sleeping, no matter the time or place pwease👀?

Luv ur writing btw

𓏲 ๋࣭  ࣪ ˖ 𝐋𝐀𝐙𝐘 𝐁𝐎𝐍𝐄𝐒 ﹕sans au

゛how different sans aus react to you—someone who always seems to be sleeping.

tags ⋆˚࿔ ゛ no established relationship, and the following are included: classic (undertale), red (underfell), blue (underswap), ink, dream, nightmare, killer, skull (horrortale), dust, cross, and epic.

۪ ׂ ˖ CLASSIC

— Let's be honest—he's probably joining you.

— Sans isn't one to say no to a quick nap, and while he tries his "hardest" to stay awake, seeing you asleep all the time only tempts him to sleep as well.

— In his words, sleeping is contagious. When one person falls asleep, another person is bound to do the same.

— So, whenever you fall asleep somewhere, you'll likely wake up to Sans being fast asleep somewhat next to you, too.

— Depending on where you are, he might just leave you there and fall asleep in whatever free space there is. If you fell asleep on the floor, he'll flop down onto the floor, too. If you fell asleep floating in water, he'll join—why not?

— But if you are asleep somewhere dangerous, he'll just use his powers to lift you and put you somewhere safe.

— If Papyrus gets onto Sans for sleeping, he'll blame you and say you were being a bad influence.

۪ ׂ ˖ RED

— At first, he'd probably wake you up whenever he'd notice that you were sleeping just because he wants to bother you.

— Whether it's flicking your forehead or violently shaking you, he enjoys watching you groggily glare at him because he woke you up.

— Eventually, he'll get bored of that and leave you alone.

— Don't expect him to move you whenever you're sleeping somewhere weird. If you're on the floor, he'll just poke you with his shoe a few times before stepping over you.

— If you're on the couch, he might move you then just so he has a place to sit.

۪ ׂ ˖ BLUE

— While he is a bit annoyed at first, it isn't necessarily something new to him due to his brother—Stretch—doing the same, so he gets over that irritation pretty fast.

— He'd ask if you were getting enough sleep at night, but when you confirmed that you were and that you just always felt tired, he would probably try different ways to either get you to stay up.

— He would try caffeine, training, or randomly blowing an air horn or shaking you to see if the shock helped you.

— And you would either fall asleep during that or already be asleep.

— Eventually, he would just let you sleep, but he wasn't about to just let you sleep anywhere. Who would he—the Magnificent Sans—be if he just let someone dear to him sleep wherever?

— He would probably start carrying a blanket around, or he would have a whole bag full of stuff hidden in different AU's and in the Doodle Sphere in case he noticed you falling asleep.

— He would have a pillow and blanket in there, and likely a stuffed animal too because he thinks you would appreciate that.

— If he's in the middle of a fight and notices you sleeping, he's just picking you up and either putting you somewhere else, or he's fighting with you.

— The Bad Sanses would be looking at him in confusion because while he's throwing bones and shooting blasters, you're just sound asleep in his arms.

۪ ׂ ˖ INK

— Depending on his mood, he'll either be intrigued or not care at all.

— He would find it fascinating that someone could sleep no matter the place or time, and he would likely poke at you with his brush to see if you'd wake up or not.

— Whenever he's talking with someone and they ask if you're asleep, he pokes you with his brush and whenever you don't move, he turns around with a smile and says, "Yeah!"

— Like Blue, Ink makes sure you're not sleeping just anywhere, but what he does is make you a bed and just puts you on that.

— Or he just makes a pillow and puts it under your head before calling it a day.

— If you're asleep during a fight, he just squints at you and lets out a groan before going to help.

— Now, if he forgot to use his viles, he'll just ignore you.

۪ ׂ ˖ DREAM

— He gets so excited whenever he notices you're asleep, for some reason.

— Is he a little concerned by how much you sleep? Yes, but whenever you tell him that you just like to sleep a lot, he's not that worried about it.

— He'll make sure you only have good dreams in your sleep, and whenever someone makes a loud noise, he'll hush them before looking at you to make sure you're asleep.

— Whenever he catches you sleeping in a weird place, like on the floor, he'll just sigh before moving you onto a couch or a bed.

— If you fall asleep during a fight, he's freaking out while trying to keep you safe. He'll likely ask Blue to watch over you, or he'll quickly go to another AU to put you there before heading back to the fight.

۪ ׂ ˖ NIGHTMARE

— As long as you're not bothering him or in his way, he could care less.

— Even if you were in his way—say sleeping on the floor—if he can easily step over you, he doesn't care.

— But he does care about other things.

— While he doesn't care about you constantly sleeping, he does get irritated when he notices you sleeping in places he deems inappropriate.

— Like if you're asleep on the floor or at the table, he'll look at you and sigh before using one of his tentacles to pick you up. You'll then be moved to a couch or to your room, depending on which is closer.

— If he's really busy and needs to do stuff in the library he has in his castle, he'll likely take you with him and just set you down in an extra chair he has.

— Though if you're in his library with him and someone like Killer barges, he's shooting them a harsh glare that you would assume was because he was trying to work, but another reason for his glare was because he didn't want you to wake up.

۪ ׂ ˖ KILLER

— You're waking up with a sharpie mustache and other random doodles on your face.

— You're also waking up to random things stacked on top of you.

— Killer doesn't really care if you're sleeping because to him, that just means he gets to doodle on your face and see how many things he can stack on your head.

— But if Nightmare tells him to cut it out, he'll just dramatically sigh before saying he wouldn't do it again (he will).

— Now, while he won't move you if you're sleeping somewhere weird, he will join you.

— If you're on the floor, all that goes through his mind is "that looks like a good idea" before he flops down next to you.

— He will steal your blanket if you have one and use it for himself.

— If you're asleep during a fight, he'll either leave you there or take you somewhere else because he was told to.

— But then he'll forget where he moved you to.

۪ ׂ ˖ SKULL

— Skull is one of the most caring whenever he notices that you've fallen asleep.

— What he does really depends on where you fell asleep.

— If you're both at Nightmare's Castle and you fell asleep on the couch, he'll just put a nearby blanket over you and sit beside you until you wake up.

— If you fell asleep on the floor, he'll slowly pick you up and put you somewhere more comfortable.

— Whenever you're asleep at the castle, he doesn't let anyone bother you.

— Killer has once tried to draw something on your face and Skull grabbed him by his hood before dragging him away.

— But if you were to fall asleep elsewhere, like say during a fight with the Star Sanses, he's quietly freaking out because he doesn't want you to get hurt.

— He'll likely hide you somewhere and toss his jacket over you in hopes no one would notice.

۪ ׂ ˖ DUST

— He doesn't care at all as long as you're not bothering him, like snoring loudly or constantly moving around in a way that makes noise.

— Just don't make noise and you're fine. That includes breathing too loudly. Or breathing in general. If he can hear you, he gets annoyed.

— He also gets annoyed if you're sleeping somewhere that blocks his way, but surprisingly, he will move you to a bed or a couch.

— If you're fighting, though, he's leaving you there.

۪ ׂ ˖ CROSS

— He will glare at anything that makes noise while you're asleep.

— He's like a bodyguard whenever you're asleep, and since you sleep a lot, he's often by your side. He does this because he doesn't want anyone bothering you while you're trying to sleep.

— While he tries to say that he doesn't care about your sleeping state, the fact that he's able to tell when you're starting to get tired says otherwise.

— He refuses to let you sleep anywhere else but a couch or bed. If there's none in sight, he'll just carry you.

— He has occasionally walked around with you in his arms and got some weird looks, but he doesn't care.

— It's the same during a fight—he's just carrying you. He doesn't trust someone to come after you or look for you if he puts you elsewhere, so you'll just be in his arms while he fights. He'd be silently hoping that you wouldn't wake up the whole time he's fighting, though.

۪ ׂ ˖ EPIC

— Every time you fall asleep, Epic takes a 0.5 photo of your forehead and keeps it in an album on his phone.

— Surprisingly, he wouldn't really bother you when you're asleep, or he wouldn't do it in a way that would threaten to wake you up.

— He might poke your forehead once or twice to make sure you're really asleep, but other than that, he's probably just going to sit near you so he can take photos of you with different filters.

— He might post one or two just because he thinks it's funny, but he will delete them if you ask even though his captions, quoted, are "legendary."

bruh is going super saiyan with these snores js woke up i think bruh is gonna kill me #bruhseyesareredigottarun nvm bruh is back asleep

— While you read his captions, he would just stare at you with a grin as he waits for you to agree.

— Throw a pillow at him and he'll get the message that you want them deleted.

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My dating headcanons about the UTMV boys

MASTERLIST ┊ UTMV X READER

Some parts MAY be slightly spicy, but nothing explicit!

Apologies for any grammatical errors, this wasn't proof-read at ALL! I'm also not an English speaker.

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INK

Owns a lot of pictures of you. He stole a camera from some AU just so he could take photos of you and him... Mostly you. He just wants to capture every part of you.

Speaking of capturing... You're pretty much his favorite muse. There's nothing he likes more than drawing you specifically.

Ink never actually tried digital art... But he is like an expert at traditional! His drawings of you look professional as hell. He's not being subtle when his drawings of you look much more detailed than his other stuff.

There's a lot of things that Ink forgets, hell- he even forgets what he's talking about most of the time, but he still somehow doesn't forget to tell you when he has to leave the Doodlesphere.

"Byee Muffin! I'll be going out!"

Ink has a habbit of mentioning you everywhere to everyone. He's like that one friend that can't stop talking about his super awesome partner. (Swap and Dream just nod politely but don't comment on it)

Both of his eyes immediately turn into hearts when he sees/hears you.

He writes little details about you as a reminder for himself on his scarf. Honestly, at this point? 90% of the stuff on his scarf is just informations about you.

ERROR

Error forgot how to genuinely love another person a long time ago... And while he may be skittish at times when it comes to affection... He has other ways of showing it.

Error likes knitting you different things. Mostly clothes, like scarfs, gloves, hats, etc. And you know he cares a lot about you when his work has tiny details woven in it.

That one time that you said you liked this animal? Boom! It's now incorporated in the hat he's been knitting you!

Gets strangely offended when someone even DARES to imply that he doesn't care about you. They must be crazy! (Acting as if he isn't the crazy one.)

Instead of giving you a hug (he can't because of Haphephobia) he'll wrap his strings around you instead. Sometimes even squeezes you.

Likes listening to you. He'll be content in just listening to you while he drifts off... Your voice is just so comforting to him.

While he doesn't enjoy when others get to him and make him lower his defenses... No one gets to him quite like you. In a good way, of course! He tries to get over his Haphephobia for you, so that he could actually touch you. But it's a long process.

DREAM

Good luck with getting this man to do anything that won't involve you. While he tries to keep you out of the way in battle... He gets really worried if he won't see you for a long period of time. So he takes you with him on his missions adventures.

It's usually the low-stakes missions, so he knows you'll be safe. He gets really frustrated with himself if the mission/adventure turned out to actually not be all that safe.

Dream likes to relax with you after a long day. Just... Sitting beside you, reading a book and not even saying anything while you do your own thing. That's peak relationship right there.

He doesn't like using his positivity on you. He only uses it on you if you specifically ask him for it... But other than that? He doesn't want you to experience fake emotions. That just feels awful, in his perspective.

Dream just always struck me as someone who has a very traditional way of looking at a relationship, so I think he'd basically do everything from holding your hand, kissing you (somehow)... No sex until marriage, unfortunately for you. But perhaps you could persuade him somehow.

NIGHTMARE

Sweet mercy, Nightmare is NOTHING like his brother. He doesn't "wait until marriage", nor does he hold your hand. One might call him.... A little freaky? But he's definitely treating you less like you're his partner and more like you're his property.

Don't let that fool you though... Being the partner of one of the most powerful monsters of all time has its perks.

And while Nightmare doesn't do "relationships", his inner other self (passive) is absolutely lovey-dovey in love with you that it's almost pathetic. At least... In Nightmare's eyes.

He sometimes randomly rolls his eyes, and you never know why. Little did you know that it's because his other self made some gushing, absolutely diabolically down-bad comment about you.

Nightmare never actually tells you that he loves you, or that he appreciates you... But he does show it in different ways. For example; your dates are the most EXPENSIVE things ever. Nightmare goes all out, despite calling you "his pet" constantly.

Him and his other self share at least one thing... They can't get enough of you.

SWAP

Swap is the most loving boyfriend on this list probably. He's not ashamed to scream his love for you from the rooftops!

He rather enjoys cooking for you. He makes sure to learn how to cook your favorite meal, no matter how hard or weird it might be! We love a good malewife in this household.

Swap carries you over puddles, and other things. He just likes holding you in his arms, honestly. (No, he definitely isn't doing it because he likes feeling you pressed to his body, nuh-uh!)

Swap makes sure to shower you in praise wherever you go or whatever you do. Even giving you indirect compliments... Like talking to his buddies, and suddenly, he's like; "[Name] is the best partner I could've ever gotten." Out loud so you can hear him.

Please, please wear his clothes more! He loves watching you drown in his fabric!

KILLER

Dating Killer is a wild ride, mostly because it's a gamble what kind of personality you'll get from him. But he remains... Pretty much the same with you. Or at least... Tries to.

Killer's honestly shocked that Nightmare let him date you. He cherishes that everyday!

If there's one thing you can expect from Killer... It's PDA. He's literally all over you (sometimes literally). Always has to at LEAST have his hand around your waist. No, he doesn't care if it makes anyone uncomfortable.

I feel like Killer wouldn't actually know a lot about dating... So he's just raw-dogging it half the time.

Killer has a tendency to get absolutely distracted when you enter the room. He literally has heart eyes for you.

He might even let you touch his knife... On the promise that you won't harm yourself.

Killer is NOT actually as dirty-minded as one might think, he's more... Shockingly shy. Despite always touching you and being all talk but no bite, the moment you initiate something intimate? Dude's a goner. Can't think, can't speak and he's hella sweating. But he's agreeing to whatever you ask him for in an INSTANT.

[rhyxez]

Soooo, what sans aus do you think would like using our thighs as pillows? Especially if they're squishy (thicc thighs save lives)

This isn't gonna come as a surprise at all but first and foremost Classic. You know damn well that man will be laying his head on your lap whenever he sees the opportunity. All the time is nap time for him and thankfully for him, his beloved S/O has the perfect thighs for him to cuddle up on.

Fell definitely would also do this. In fact, it's one of his favorite things. Did you really expect him to not lay his head on your lap? Y'know damn well he always has the smuggest expression while he wraps his arm around your thigh to 'get comfortable'.

Dream would absolutely. If he's had a long day, he'd come home exhausted and want nothing more than to be cuddled up with his partner. So, naturally he would rest his head on your thighs while you are busy. The entire time he'd lay there just admiring you.

Out of all the bad sanses Killer is the one to be the most enthusiastic about it. He doesn't care if you're around other people or not, if he gets the urge to lay his head in your lap, he will. He LOVES it. He will squish your thighs and mess around with them, just because he loves them so much.

If he's REALLY comfortable with you I can imagine Dust also doing this. It would ONLY be in private but sometimes he just needs to lay in your lap with your hand cupping his face while you rub gentle circles onto his cheek.

Nightmare would wrap his tentacles around your thighs while laying on them. He needs to remind you that you are entirely and only his. He will pinch and squish them hoping to get some kind of reaction out of you.