Work was work, it wasn’t mean to be 𝐅𝐔𝐍. But Wade’s also pretty sure the average person doesn’t get fired from their job on a bi-weekly basis. “And THEN I said, well if she didn’t feed him to that tiger then I’m the one Jay-Z cheated on Beyoncé with.” All spoken into his headset. Then again, given the fact he’s currently subjecting whatever poor customer is on the other end of the drive through to his mindless rabble, it shouldn’t come as a surprise. “Anywho, that’ll be 4.20 at the next window. ‘Kay, thanks.”
Overheard from the speakers is distant shuffling followed by a different, angrier voice, ‘--you can’t keep saying all orders are four dollars and twenty cents just because you-’ before the audio cuts off. At the next window, Wade leans against the frame to greet the girl face-to-face, though one might be able to tell he’s far from an innocent party, given the way he glances over his shoulder to check if his manager’s still present. “So I got a proposition for ya’ that’ll get you free chicken nuggets if you’re down.”
⌜ froy gutierrez. male. he/him. ⌟ ━━ does anyone else hear NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP by RICK ASTLEY playing? that must mean … oh no! WADE WILSON, the TWENTY-FOUR year old MARINE-IN-TRAINING has been ripped from the MARVEL universe. they’ve been known to remind people of a week old taco, blood stained spandex, & hello kitty band-aids. it seems they have been in ivory cove for TWO MONTHS, and can only seem to remember these words: CANCER, SPIDER-MAN, & BEA ARTHUR. will these be the keys to unlock their true memories?
FILE:
Full Name: Wade Winston Wilson.
Age: 24
Birthday: December 11th or June 21st (he can’t normally remember)
Species: Human (mutate)
Nationality: Canadian
Sex: Male
Preferred Pronouns: He/him
Sexual Orientation: Pansexual
Occupation: ex-soldier, mercenary, Part-time cook, going to school to join the Marines
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Blond
Height: 5′11″
Weight: 159 lbs.
Body Build: lean, muscular
Notable Physical Traits: Burn marks on his back, scar from a stab would on his shoulder and misc, none really noticeable aside from a slit across his eyebrow.
FAKE MEMORIES:
(TW; abuse, cancer, & alcoholism mentioned) Wade grew up in Canada during difficult circumstance, his mother having left the picture when he was quite young, a departure that hadn’t been a willing one after losing her battle against cancer. Growing up in a state of poverty isn’t his only struggle, his father known to be physically and verbally abusive to him, often getting drunk while neglecting to take care of Wade. This leads to him dropping out of high school and joining the military as a means to leave home. (End TW).
He took an exchange program offered in Ivory Cove, and has since transferred from the military to marine training, anything to travel and visit a country he always wanted to see. He’s not sure why he was dead set on the United States, but an unforeseen force seemed to drive him here. Maybe it just spawned from his love of comics--all of those seem to be set in the States.
UNKNOWN TO HIM:
Everything up to his successful move is accurate to Wade Wilson. What he doesn’t remember is he’d been kicked out of the military after failing to comply in a mission that involved killing innocent lives, instead having turned on the general in charge. This is where he decided that if he’s going to kill people, he’s going to do it on his own terms, hence the mercenary life path he’d chosen. (TW cancer mention) It’s during this period of his life that he was diagnosed with cancer (TW end). In a last ditch effort to save himself, he joins a secret military program with the promise of curing him and endowing him with superpowers. What they failed to mention were the torturous methods and side effects.
All this, including the physical disfigurement that came with it, seems to be nonexistent at his new life in Ivory Cove.. or at least, that’s how it seems, and for now.
