dipper & michael. B)
Who’s more dominant: Fairly evenly matched. They both tend to be very opinionated, and they both stick to their guns on things.
Who’s the cuddler: Dipper; Michael isn't very touchy-feely, but neither is Dipper, so they're usually content to lean against each other whenever they're chilling.
Who’s the big spoon/little spoon: Since Michael is so fucking TALL, Dipper just likes to lay back on him, so even if it isn't much by choice, Michael is made big spoon.
What’s their favorite non-sexual activity: Dipper actually really likes to sit and listen to Michael read some of his weird books, since they're both into gothic literature and topics.
Who uses all the hot water: Neither. They both tend to keep it around the middle; the hot water is reserved for the dishes.
Most trivial thing they fight over: Who's going to make breakfast. Neither of them really want to do much in the morning. Michael wants coffee, Dipper just wants to roll under the bed and stop existing for a few hours longer. It's not a serious fight, just back and forth banter, but they don't fight much anyway.
Who does most of the cleaning: Michael, because, really. God dammit, Dipper, has this shirt seriously been shoved under the bed for a week, do some laundry once in a while.
What has a season pass on their dvr/Who controls the netflix queue: They're pretty even on that. They tend to watch the same sort of programs, and when they have their own designated shows they have to watch, they have plenty of Lovecraftian/Eldtrich books laying around to entertain them.
Who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working: Michael. There is just a point where it's futile to watch Dipper struggle and they need a handyman around that actually knows what he's doing.
Who leaves their stuff around: Dipper, much to Michael's deep agitation.
Who remembers to buy the milk: Michael. He is more particular about the shopping; Dipper is all too happy to grab a bunch of junk food all the time.
Who remembers anniversaries: Dipper, but it's not a huge deal to either of them.
Who cooks normally: Michael, but sometimes Dipper tries to make something special. Keyword is tries.
How often do they fight: Not very. Michael is very indifferent for the most part, and shrugs things off when he doesn't agree, and Dipper doesn't press it.
What do they do when they’re away from each other: Live their lives. Though Dipper is likely to bother Michael with pointless texts just to mess with him.
Nicknames for each other: Dipper comes up with various dumb nicknames for Michael that are usually short lived, but the one he always revisits is Crow. Because ' Raven ' is too mainstream.
Who is more likely to pay for dinner: They split the bill when they actually go out, but usually, they eat in and just go out for coffee, and to sit outside and talk about whatever suits the moment.
Who steals the covers at night: Michael. And then Dipper promptly squishes himself in Michael's arms so it doesn't matter anymore.
What would they get each other for gifts: One day, Dipper would likely buy this for Michael. Michael probably gets Dipper this in return.
Who kissed who first: Dipper kissed Michael, though it was difficult as fuck to manage. No fun in a surprise kiss when you can't say ' close your eyes ' and deliver it. Fucking tall assholes.
Who made the first move: Dipper. Engaged in the epic art of holding hands.
Who remembers things: Dipper mostly, but sometimes Michael points out stupid things Dipper forgot to put in his planner.
Who started the relationship: Dipper. Or, at least, he is the one who asked.
Who cusses more: Michael.
What would they do if the other one was hurt: Merely take measures to alleviate the situation, there are no dramatics about it.
Who is the dirty talker: Neither, though Dipper will occasionally text Michael something suspiciously sext-y for the laughs.
A head canon: THIS WHOLE THING IS A HEADCANON uh. Dipper likes to stand behind the couch and rest his chin on Michael's head when he's sitting, since it's the only time he feels taller than him, since any other times he can do this, he's getting a piggy back ride or something.