Flash fiction for @flashfictionfridayofficial prompt FFF368 Spectrum of Chaos
Rating: General Audiences
Link & Zelda's moms bring their two little kids out on a play date to wear them out.
(This one turned out more cute than chaos but I'm tired so you get what you get!)
"This park playdate was such a good idea. I think the kids might actually sleep well tonight."
The adults looked fondly at their little ones. The children had paused in their running around the park to admire an apple tree. The little girl was holding the little boy's arm and pointing excitedly up into the branches. Above them was a perfect golden apple, shining in the late afternoon light.
"I'll be glad if Zelda gets some sleep tonight, poor girl's been waking up with nightmares lately."
"Oh no, Link too. He's not super verbal yet so we never get much story out of him but I'm wondering if his da told him a hero story that was a bit too scary or something. He loves those old tales."
From over by the apple tree came a yell, and two adults turned their eyes from each other to the tree. Link had apparently launched himself at the apple tree and was attempting to chop it down with his toy sword. Little Zelda was clearly attempting to stop her new playmate but having no luck.
"Link! No damaging the tree," called his mother. She sighed and turned back to her adult companion. "Poor kid, it's hard to be that short, but no need to take it out on the tree."
"It's a hard age. Zelda's determined to do everything too. She's decided she wants to read and she's good enough at memorising some books but sometimes she just makes stuff up and gets mad if you tell her the words are different."
Zelda, apparently done castigating Link for his arboreal crimes, seemed to have moved on to explaining a new plan to him. Their mothers watched as Link nodded then tried to lift Zelda up. She reached her tiny hands into the air but the apple was still very far out of reach. Undaunted, she said something to Link and they switched places, with her lifting him. While she was nearly a head taller, she couldn’t lift him very far and they were still woefully short of their goal. Link squirmed and flailed, trying to reach higher, and eventually Zelda lost her balance and the the two kids fell over into a pile of limbs.
Both parents winced, but the kids merely giggled and picked themselves back up.
“I wish Link would show more interest in reading. He loves stories but I think he likes it better when someone’s telling them.”
“I wouldn’t worry, he’s young yet, he’ll get interested eventually!”
“Hey, maybe if it’s rainy sometime we could meet at the library? If he saw Zelda reading maybe it’ll get him competitive enough to try it himself…”
Undaunted by their failure, the kids seemed to have concocted a new plan. Zelda boosted Link up onto the tree trunk, then used her slight height advantage to shove his little rump as high as she could. It still wasn’t very high, but it was certainly higher than he could have managed on his own.
“Uhh, should we be concerned about…”
“Oh, don’t worry, he doesn’t have the stamina for that to get dangerous.”
Sure enough, Link’s chubby little arms gave out a moment later and he slid ungracefully down the tree trunk, Zelda helping to slow his fall. She wrapped her own little arms around him in a hug, clearly concerned that he’d gotten hurt.
“Awwww,” declared the two mothers in unison.
The kids looked over and gave the mothers nearly identical looks of disgust before they turned to walking around under the tree. Link managed to find a branch and was excitedly waving it in the direction of the apple. It still wasn’t high enough to reach. He wound up and threw it, missing the apple. Zelda handed him another branch, then another, but none were long enough and when he finally hit the apple with a throw it wasn’t enough to make it fall. Zelda grabbed his arm and said something.
“Should we go help them?”
“Nah, they seem to be playing well together. So, tell me what happened after you…”
Zelda and Link were now running around the area, building a small pile of sticks and weeds under the tere. Link was gesturing as if he was ready to try throwing some of them but Zelda was shaking her head and pushing on his shoulder to get him to sit down.
“Hah, sorry about my bossy kid.”
“Honestly I think he likes it when other kids come up with a plan,” came the reply with a laugh.
Within a few minutes, Zelda had Link holding a handful of weeds while she braided them together. She spent a bit of time clearly teaching him how to braid, and then seemed to be telling him a story while he watched her hands move.
Their parents had turned their attention to gossip now that the kids had gotten quiet. “Did you really say that? I would never have the guts! So what happened next…?”
The story was interrupted by excited children’s voices from under the apple tree. Link was holding a ridiculously long set of sticks, now tied together with braided grasses. The stick-contraption was long enough to tap the apple. Zelda was standing underneath, her skirts held at the ready, when Link finally managed to jostle it free. The two kids let out a huge cheer and ran over with their prize.
“You certainly did, little bird. Are you two going to share it?”
“Uh huh. Link, let’s go eat under the tree! I bet it’s delicious!”
Zelda ran off, golden apple in one hand and Link’s hand in the other.
“Aww, they did it. Those two are going to be menaces when they’re older, aren’t they?”
“Hah, yeah. Put those two together and nothing is going to stop them.”