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@casrouge knocked on the door!

Knock knock! Someone was knocking. But who? He could have sworn that it wasn’t his time to leave yet. It’s not time for THE HUMAN to fall to the UNDERGROUND yet like last time. He tilted his head before standing up from the couch and walked a bit to the right. Time to take a shortcut outside. Sans appeared as if he was walking up the road to his home only to find a human. A human? This early? What are they doing here, he thought. It wasn’t time. Something was wrong. No need to be hasty toward the human. Just put on a smile and walk up the side of the house, snow crunching under his shoes. 

“Papyrus isn’t home, kid. You are gonna have to play more of his puzzles before you can talk to him, heh.” Something was wrong. He could have SWORN that he was supposed to meet them at the bridge first, not here. Did he lose track of time? Did they start a new file that was here? Did the player mess with the files? Hand stuffed in his pockets, he approached the human. 

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@onehpwonder has one hp. wonderful. (i’m funny)

“You look like you need a nap. One stop from a one hit KO.” He wasn’t trying to say it to be poking fun at him for being tired, more as if he was CONCERNED for his alternate in question. 

“Do ya need anything, buddy? Maybe a pillow fort...blanket fort? Whichever you prefer.” Look at him trying to be as helpful as possible. He knows how it is with resting and being tired as hell. 

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@sirenci has got a song to sing! time to listen.

What beautiful music to his non-existent ears. It was pleasant to listen to while he was keeping watch for humans nearby. Besides the rushing sound of water, it was always calm here. No human in sight, the skeleton thought. He guessed it was time to go on break and follow that wonderful sound that he was hearing. He could just take a shortcut to where the sound would be but he didn’t want to spook whoever was making it. His feet stepped on to where the sound was echoing from. 

Who was THIS? Sans knew everyone in the underground, right? How come he has not met this monster? He didn’t want to interrupt the siren in question, but the voice. It felt as if it was CALLING to him. He must press on.

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@theirmercy has approached! what a doll. 

“Ice to see another one of me around. Are you here to chill out with me?” Really, Sans? “How’s that for an ice breaker?” The first thing the skeleton does is pull out the puns. Right off the bat. Was he shaking at the fact that there was another alternate of him standing in front of him? Yes. Was he excited to see another him? Not really. He doesn’t meet himself quite as often as he liked. He wouldn’t know what to do if he was facing himself but here he was. Facing himself. His feet in his slippers were planted on the ground safely. No need to be hostile towards yourself, right? Who was he? Where did he come from? Was he Sans from a past? Future? Maybe from another timeline all together? He had so many questions to ask, and so little time to do it.