#* enzo

[modeljacobs-blog]

* @thedancervaldez​

“Sorry,” he apologized, a rare word to come from his mouth, and in this case was a result of a hint of panic more than anything else. “I’m just no good with that kind of thing, man.”

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No matter what, he’s always singing really loudly and tends to annoy everyone around him when he does so

Wears the ugliest Hawaiian print shirts that are super bright 

He has multiple personality disorder and all of his alters are the birds in the attraction

When he’s Jose: he’s very laid back and charismatic

When he’s Michael: he’s very uptight, vain, and speaks with a very strong Irish accent 

When he’s Fritz: he’s very comical, ditzy, and speaks with a very strong German accent 

When he’s Pierre: he’s very romantic, flirty, and speaks with a very strong French accent 

Will probably do anything for a turkey leg 

Often scares people off because of his disorder so all he wants in life is someone who accepts him and loves him, flaws and all 

Loves taking care of flowers 

Has astraphobia