“Hey Tootsie Pop, gimme the strongest alcoholic drink you’ve got in this countryside farmhouse.”
“Ma’am, you’re in a café.”

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“Hey Tootsie Pop, gimme the strongest alcoholic drink you’ve got in this countryside farmhouse.”
“Ma’am, you’re in a café.”
(I was unable to find an original source; the oldest result is somewhere on 9gag)
"Wait! I’ve dropped something."
"We don’t have time to go back."
Use the following quote as your story’s first line:
"What do we do now? You told me nothing could go wrong and look what’s happened."
"I can’t believe he gave that to her."
"I can’t believe she took it."
“When was the last time you saw Henry Marsh?”
Use the following sentence as your story's first line:
"Sweetheart, what did you bury in the garden?"
Use the following sentence as your story's first line:
"You were supposed to be watching him!"