#*dykewriting

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a butch lesbian version of aragorn would hit so hard...

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me: okay i'll just write this really simple project where i roll on tables to move the plot forward while i develop my skills and try to learn how to create interesting plots bc that's always been my biggest weakness. perfect! low pressure!

also me: okay so i have to make the coolest world that's ever existed. i am going to plan out this entire detailed fantasy world, including all of the political structures, and it has to be SO UNIQUE. it has to BE AMAZING. if it doesn't i'm a failure and shouldn't even BOTHER WITH THIS

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brain storming a project and already winning

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someone please convince me to give up on the idea of writing an IF, for my own sanity 😩😩

every time i get even the tiniest burst of creativity i'm like "omg yeah i should do that" and then look into twine and learning how to code it before i even get the basic writing set up done and burn myself the fuck out OFIAJWEOIF

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it's so hard to not make a "sword of zar/iel" joke while writing smut about her 😔 i am so brave

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so rude that my brain is constantly telling me that i can't do things in my creative projects bc it's too much like other things. hello. people write bible fanfic constantly and everyone is fine w that!!! no one cares if i dare to include both lesbians and necromancers or a group of adventurers who develop a weird magical connection that ties them together against their will so they can get put into Situations

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ignore the mess and my finger in the corner or you're lesbophobic

how am i supposed to write my slutty story about lesbians falling in love and giving each other sloppy toppy when this little dude is sitting on a pillow next to me and periodically giving me the most judgmental stares

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Anyway, someday I really want to write a novel about a team of LGBTQ+ superheroes, one of which is a mega gay that is the superhero equivalent of a D&D barbarian and just utterly decimates anyone who insults their eyeshadow techniques or their friends with their giant fists of femme fury

Their girlfriend is a quiet little bookworm type until she puts on her super suit, and then she becomes the epitome of charisma and likes to talk her way out of fights because while she is good at bashing enemies with elemental punches, she would really rather just be at home with a book and fighting takes all day and bruised hands make it harder to hold books the next day

There’s also a pair of twins that each have abilities related to technology, but one of them is better at controlling electronic devices while the other is talent at mechanical devices, so when they work together they can build incredible machines with their minds

And then one of them is a shape-shifting alien with abilities that nobody quite understands because while he offers up tiny bits of information every so often and isn’t exactly hiding anything, everyone is just too afraid of what the whole truth is based on how god damn scary every new tidbit is