" I figured you out.You don't eat, sleep, or cry?You don't feel compassion or love? Because you're not human? But I do because I'm human.So my plan is to love you.Then, I'll be able to live without losing anything. Then, let's do it right, Love me to the point that you want to destroy the world for me. "
DOOM AT YOUR SERVICE (S1.E03)
As promised on my twitter, Iāve come to share my in-depth thoughts regarding the Mnet Global Auditions. Strap in, you guys, because this is gonna be a long and heavy one. Donāt say I didnāt warn you!
Without further ado, letās begin dissecting the MGAās Season 4, Episode 3!
So, as expected, Team A got the most screen time, but what else do you expect when Kim Junmyeon is in the group? I guess most participants must pray every night for the opportunity to be grouped with him because that means more screen time (or less, depending on how you look at it, because the rest of āLittle Starā were definitely overshadowed). Honestly though, this team was pretty crowded with charismatic members; Junmyeon aside, they also had Kim Jonghyun who played the harmonica and did that awkward introduction in episode two. They also had Guanlin, the kid who sang the TMNT theme song. Iāve heard a lot of people are keeping up with him for that.
Kim Jonghyun seemed very leader-like. He took care of his team well and lead them to the best of his abilities, so I have to wonder why Junmyeon got more screen time than him? Iāll be honest here. I donāt see the hype over Kim Junmyeon. Yes, he can sing, but Lee Juyeon has arguably a better tone, so Iām glad he got more lines in the performance. The rare times Juyeon went out of tune were forgotten with the way he was easily able to follow the choreography, compared to the majority of the group (Kim Jonghyun was working it too! I really like this leader-rap-dance position thing heās got going on). But really⦠Vocal ability is all Junmyeon has besides being a pretty face. I wish theyād show a little less of him and more of the other participantsālike, we get it, heās good looking. And that young kid, Lai Guanlin, I was really impressed with how well he kept up. Though it may be too soon for him to break into the industry (he needs to hone his skills more, and perhaps learn the language too), heās got potential. However, I personally donāt think he should have made it this far.
The other rapper, Kim Taehyung, I gotta say⦠I was blown away. He really has that stage presence that comes with being a rapper, complete with the whole tongue thing and everything. Itās wild how he can go from a high-heel donning prince to a monster on the stage. Versatility within groups is really important, with the amount of different concepts you might be forced to try. Kim Taehyung could easily pull off any.
To be honest, I was a little⦠Flabbergasted? At Team Bās name. Surely, they could have been more creative than just āMilkshakeā so that kind of put me off for their performance before it even started. One thing I have to get off my chest is how fucking gorgeous Kim Doyeon is. I think her looks only fortify her stage presence, and despite her tall height, sheās still an absolute goddess when it comes to dancing. Just like Kim Taehyung, she did a 180 with her attitude as soon as the performance started. Sheāll get far, mark my words.
I was intrigued, to say the least, while wondering how they would masquerade Yongsunās poor dance skills. Sheās not as bad as Lai Guanlin, but still. In a team full of dancers, she was expected to drag them down, but she surprisingly kept up with the rest of the group and had an error-free performance! Props to you, Yongsun, and her high note seriously gave me goosebumps.
As the only boy in the group, Joo Haknyeon was bound to turn some heads, right? But itās not only the fact that his masculinity stuck out like a sore thumb alongside such pretty girls. Heās quite the charismatic character and I was awestruck at how perfectly he delivered a GIRL GROUP song. His dancing was smooth and powerful, and I hate to say this, but he recited that rap better than the original artist.
Now, letās talk about that moment between Minatozaki Sana and Bae Joohyun. Did anyone else notice Sana sulking after not being awarded the title āLeader?ā I donāt know why, but it seriously bugged me. If she really wanted the position that badly, she should have fought for it instead of throwing a silent tantrum. Donāt get me wrong, she seems like a sweet girl (her comforting Yongsun had me tearing up a little) but even afterwards, she was always acting as a co-leader, of some sorts. Overall, Joohyun was a better dancer and was able to lead the team well. I think Sana should be glad that they completed the stage well and next time, if she wants something, she has to speak up and fight for it. That, or get over it. Acting passive aggressively is just a big no-no from me.
If youāve been keeping up with my tweets, youāll know that Team C had two of my favourites: Jin Longguo and Kang Daniel. I was super excited for this team and their sexy concept; Iām upset Mnet didnāt air more of their preparations. Kim Chungha caught my eye when she comforted Jungkook. Now thatās how a good leader acts! The girl had confidence as well while performing, never afraid of getting close with the boys. In a way, she reminded me a lot of myself, but I should stop being so biased, huh?
Speaking of Kang Daniel and Kim Chungha, notice their chemistry? If I didnāt want a piece of that man myself, I would 1000% ship those two together! They both have this certain aura, and did you see the way he just⦠Whew, I really wish I was Chungha. Thatās one lucky girl.
Enough of me simply screaming over how hot Mr. Kang is. Letās get to the good stuff.
Jeon Jungkook was, by far, the best dancer in this group (surpassing the leader Chungha as well). However, it was hard to really watch him during the performance itself due to how⦠Underwhelming his stage presence is. Now, if you recall from episode 2, a dancer by the name of Park Minhyuk was eliminated. Baek Jiyoung said that lack of charisma and stage presence is the biggest flaw of all for a dancer to have, so Iām wondering if theyāll comment on that for Jungkook as well? I mean, heās got talent and he can hold a tune, but I canāt see him as an idol just yet if he continues to perform like this. I hope he works on this.
Jin Longguo and Choi Youngjae are both spectacular vocalists; the latterās adlibs sent a chill down my spine that made me completely forget about the minor error he made during the dance break. Longguo is much more well rounded, for he could hit those high notes as well as follow choreography and make it look so easy (spoiler alert: itās not). He looked good while standing next to Chungha, the second most skilled dancer in this group. Iāll be honest, though. I was a little underwhelmed by Chunghaās singing. Sheās not bad, but for some reason, after seeing her vocal mimicry, I expected her to be⦠better than she was. I thought this girl would have pipes for days, especially since she was an ex SM trainee, but I guess she focuses more on dance.
So, letās look at Daniel now. Iām seriously shocked that, with a body like his, heās not a dancer. In fact, he was just as lacking as Youngjae in regards to dancing, without having that extra vocal ability to draw your eyes away from the apparent weakness. Although, heās certainly got stage presence. Danielās transition from shy boy and fleeting touches to seductive eyes and manly grips was heart fluttering. Heās got to improve skill wise though if he wants a chance at winning this season of the MGAās (but heās already won my heart so Kang Daniel-ssi, if you see this, youāre already a winner to me).
Next up, Team D! At first, I thought this team would be a definite winner. They have a nice distribution of skills: Lee Luda is arguably one of the best vocalists in this competition, Jang Moonbokās rap is pretty high up on the small list of talented rappers, Lee Jeno and Hwang Hyunjin are eye catching dancers, and Park Kyungri is the whole package (uh, hello, I may have a big fat crush on this woman). But then, when I saw their song choice, I knew they were doomed. As a leader, Kyungri should have kept in mind that they have one of the weakest dancers in their teams, yet they decided on the song āBefore the Dawn.ā Everyone knows Myname are legends when it comes to dancing, so what did they really expect out of Moonbok? His mistakes were obvious.
Absence of common sense aside, I gotta give it to Hwang Hyunjin. His dedication to perfecting his parts was impeccable. How many people can say they attend school and practice as hard as him to achieve their idol dreams? All the while, he never showed any signs of weakness. I love kids like this, who give their all wholeheartedly no matter what they do, and I seriously hope he gets far in the competition. He even assumed a leader-like role with Moonbok! His encouragement was mature and heart wrenching, and I may have shed a tear or two. Thatās a true testament to his thoughts on teamwork.
Iāve talked a lot about dancers in this post, so excuse me for commenting once again on how AMAZING Jeno and Hyunjin were. Flawless movements and, though somewhat lacking in stage presence, I was still in awe at what these kids could do. When I was their age, I could barely walk from my house to my school. And Lee Luda, despite being vocal-focused, was able to keep up with the tough choreography. Itās no wonder she teared up (Iām assuming itās from pride and happiness at her accomplishments, or maybe itās because she knows that Moonbokās mistakes would bring the team down, I donāt know).
Donāt worry, readers! Weāre almost at the halfway mark on these performances. Iād suggest you take a break before continuing to read. Stretch out your muscles, go drink a glass of water, maybe eat a small snack or cuddle your pets, and then return for more.
Team Eāor should I say Dream.eāwas a group filled with dancers. Honestly. Even their weakest link, Kim Mingyu, was miles better than people like Moonbok and Youngjae. He carried himself well and with confidence. You could see that he was having fun; he liked the song, his part, and the people he was with. That smile was so contagious!
Choi Yoojung. I donāt know what to say about this girl! Sheās small, and yet sheās such a firecracker! Her movements are so powerful and explosive, and her expressions match it all. Itās also refreshing to see a female rapper with so much potential. Girls these days aspire to be those dainty singers or dancers, which Iām not saying is a bad thing, but this industry seriously needs more fierce female rappers. In a few years, I can see her slaying Music Bank.
I wonder why the show didnāt show more of Wonshik and Minho, especially the former since heās so well rounded in singing, dancing, and rapping. Heās a jack of all trades, but I guess Mnet really isnāt too interested with the master of none? As for Minho, heās got mad stage presence, solid rapping skills, and big surprise, heās a fantastic dancer as well. I wish weād seen more of them. As for the leader, Hyunjung, her vocal prowess is amazing considering she dances as well. How many kpop stars can be classified as main dancers and main vocalists? Her singing is stable despite strong movements, and she really took charge of leading the team. I love when contestants tell each other that theyāre proud of everything theyāve accomplished so far no matter what.
Team Fās song choice was⦠surprising, to say the least. If youāre on a survival show, why would you pick a song that doesnāt showcase vocal nor dance ability? I find it a little unfair to Dong Sicheng and Choi Yerim who are both dancers. Sure, they can carry themselves vocally too, but itās not like āHot Summerā has a lot of range.
While weāre on the topic of Choi Yerim, did you guys notice her attitude? Iāve always had a bit of an attitude as well, trust me, but wasnāt she being just a little too rude? I mean, you could clearly see Moon Bin was working hard so as to not drag the team down, so I donāt know why she kept dismissing him. Sicheng, her friend, said sheās bratty, but thereās a fine line between bratty and bitchy, right? I donāt know if she has some personal problem with Moon Bin himself, or if itās just Mnetās evil editing. I guess her talent makes up for her personality, though I hope we can see her in a different light in the next episode.
Kim Hyuna is a contestant everyoneās had their eyes on. In my honest opinion, I find it a little unfair that sheās participating in yet another season of the MGAās. She was a finalist in season 3, and in Royal Survival. As an ex-trainee for one of the most popular entertainment companies in South Korea, why is she trying to steal the spotlight from a new, aspiring artist? Thatās just my thought. But itās an undeniable fact that sheās got talent (obviously, since she trained with Royal for so long, Iād be disappointed if she couldnāt do anything well). Sheās another one of those powerhouse female rappers to look out for.
Also, I just have to say that Dong Sichengās attempt at a wink was so cute. Itās official. Iām adopting him.
Team G started off misleading with their introduction (I was excited for a ChiChi song but they went a whole different directionāwhat was the point of adding that āgee gee gee geeā part then?) Anyways, I was expecting more out of this team. Composed of mostly dancers, youād expect them to choose a dance heavy song. Even their weakest dancer Jinsoul isnāt all that weak, yet they choose a simple song like āDanger.ā Honestly, itās like some of these teams want to be eliminated.
Kim Boraās leadership skills are no joke. I like the fact that she had the kids do warm ups because I can only imagine at that age, how much pressure and anxiety they must have been feeling. Props to you, Bora! I didnāt understand the whole candy scenario though, but I guess Jeon Somi uses Pixie Stix for the sugar high? Again, good on Bora for confiscating some; that stuff isnāt good for a growing child, and definitely should not be used as a power source. Sheās already talented enough without it.
Wonwoo calling his mom brought me to tears. These kids are really insecure, wondering if theyāre good enough, if people believe in them. Wonwooās one of the stronger dancers on the team but even he struggles with his confidence. Itās totally relatable, and I feel for him.
Overall, their performance was good enough. But on a survival show, you canāt settle for that. You have to go above and beyond. They should have utilized Boraās rapping ability more, should have had a vocally challenging section for Jung Jinsoul and Jeon Wonwoo to shine. It was all a little disappointing for me.
Ah. Team H. Finally, a group thatās mostly vocal focused. It gets mundane watching so many dance-centered performances in a row, that I was all too excited for them. Until they chose the song āFiction.ā My head was spinning because they have no rappers, but I really liked this group and didnāt want them to humiliate themselves.
The leader, Kim Jinhee, does a brilliant job at leading the ones with two left feet. She, herself, works to the bone to perfect their routine, which makes me too nervous. Are they really going to dance so hard? Itās a little unfair to everyone in the group sans Jinhee to focus on a dance heavy song when none of them can actually dance. My initial thought? Jinhee is selfish.
You could imagine my shock when their dance was completely different from the original! Excuse my language but holy fuck! Their creativity didnāt fail to impress me. Itās rare that you see a whole story play out on stage, but they pulled it off and made it look easy and natural. They even made sure to add in the iconic dance of the song, and they got rid of the rap parts! This immediately made me change my opinion on Jinhee. To me, she felt like the best leader out of all the groups to perform. Trying to highlight your talents along with othersā is a hard feat, but she did it.
Koo Junhoeās vocals amazed me. He has this rough appearance that makes him look like a scary rapper, but his voice is so smooth. Although, I have to say I prefer Ha Sungwoonās tone. The āLittle Giantā delivered his lines perfectly. The only thing off putting about their performance was Kim Donghyunās dance. Heās a vocalist, I know, but at least Sungwoon and Junhoe could kind of pull off the dance. To me, Donghyun looked a little awkward and stiff.
Finally, weāve reached the final team. Are you guys tired of me yet? Bear with me for just a little while longer.
Team I⦠Their flexibility is really no joke. Those two kids Minhyung and Daehwi went into the splits as easily as I lay down in bed. I liked their song choice, though, since it reflected their youthfulness. Well, the majority of the team was youthful, but Lee Sungyeol is the oldest contestant⦠I think heās around my age, maybe older? So it leaves me wondering why heās still pursuing the life of an idol. Maybe itās just me, but seeing all these young faces, Iād be doing some introspection. Itās not like he excels at any one thing either. He can sing and kind of rap, and thatās it. Even Iāve given up trying to be an idol, but I guess you gotta give the guy some credit for his resilience and perseverance. He treated the kids well though, so he seems to be a good guy.
I need a second to talk about Min Yoongiās original rap. The fact that, in only a week, he came up with the lyrics, perfected his flow, and was able to deliver it almost flawlessly is just⦠wow. And on top of all that, he can do the splits? In fact, all four boys doing the splits wowed me. Doesnāt it hurt for guys? And when they made the sticks appear out of thin air, it felt like I was watching a magic show. It was cool at first, but then I realized there was just a lot going on, on the stage that took away from the actual performance itself. Really, only Yoongi got to shine through this performanceāand if Iām being generous, Soojin as well with that flip.
As for the top teams and eliminations⦠I wonāt say much, as I believe my opinions above reflect my thoughts enough for you to understand why Iām not surprised. I will say, though, that I think Team H was more deserving of the first place title; their creativity won it for me. But of course, Junmyeonās team places first instead (they were good, but I thought H was better). Also, I thought Team Fās performance was a little too basic to receive third place but I guess thatās just me.
I was appalled at Wonshikās elimination since heās so proficient in everything. I also hate how the judges used the excuse as being ātoo youngā for Lee Daehwi when there are others around the same age as him; just tell him that heās not what youāre looking for instead of hiding behind the age factor. Moonbokās elimination was bound to happen from the minute he stepped into Hyunjinās space in their stage. It sucks, but he just made too many obvious mistakes for the judges to let it slide. Ji Changminās elimination is justified. He really wasnāt memorable.
So here we are! To all the readers who made it this far into the post, Iām both proud of and grateful for you. I know this was quite extensive, but as I was catching up with episodes one and two as well, I realized I had a lot to say about each contestant and their skillset. Nonetheless, I hope I evoked some sort of emotion within you with this analysis, whether you agree or disagree, and for episode four, Iāll do my best to shorten it!
Thanks for reading, fellow netizens! See you next week!