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Tom Plays Games: (and has a hair situation!) Trivia Buster

‘[Tom’s] eyes water involuntarily when he is spooked... True or False?’

Draco: Look, Potter! I’m on this Google thing! I wonder what it says about me?

Harry: Oh?

Draco: Yes! The people love me! LOOK! They have pictures, and—

Harry: What?

Draco: Who.

Harry: What is it?

Draco: WHO. MADE. THIS.

Harry: Draco, what’s wrong with it?

Draco: What’s wrong with it? WHAT’S WRONG WITH IT????? LOOK.

Harry: What? What’s wrong? You look amazing!

Draco: LOOK. HARDER.

Harry: I mean you were a Death Eater. I don’t—

Draco: *points aggressively*

Harry: ...oh......

Draco: *dangerously* Ferret, briefly?

Harry: *very solemn face*

Draco: SPECIES: FERRET BRIEFLY?????

Harry: *the corners of his mouth turn up*

Draco: SHUT UP SHUT UP I AM NOT A FERRET!!!

Harry: *lets one snicker escape*

Draco: As soon as I’ve finished murdering this Google, you're next.

Harry: *gives up and dies laughing* You can’t murder Goo—

Draco: I AM NOT A FERRET AND I CAN DO WHAT I WANT!

#seriously who decided to do this hahahaha #drarry #draco malfoy #the amazing bouncing ferret #draco would not be happy about this if he knew #his most shameful moment #and we make out like that ONE BRIEF TRANSFIGURATION has any bearing on his species!#poor thing #*giggle snort*#he doesn't deserve this #*laughs eternally*

any one else always wake up with a tit out when they sleep in a cami? 🤔

it's been so warm i have swapped out my usual oversized tees for a cami to sleep in and every morning, without fail, i wake up with my left tit (always the left one) out. 🤷‍♀️

thought i'd left that behind after top surgery, but apparently not. if anything it makes it easier. 😂

#*giggle snort*#i'm not bothered #just makes me giggle #and i just realised i haven't slept in a cami in like a decade #tmi maybe?#thegoblinwitch #kit.txt

weird day today. not bad, just weird.

had my last meeting ever* with my study skill tutor, with whom i've met (more or less) every week during term time since i started my undergrad. it's gonna be weird to not have that weekly reoccurrence any more.

also had therapy tonight. it was a good session, and i ended up with a fit of the giggles (as this idiot is won't to do), because i was trying to come of with a metaphor for... i don't even remember what, and came up with juggling, and said 'except your not juggling balls...' queue my mind in the gutter and the giggle. then i wanted to continue with 'or clubs either' except i didn't remember the name for them, and the shape reminds me of bowling pins, but i didn't remember the word for pins nor did i remember the word for bowling... i ended up miming the movement used to throw the ball (and mention baseball while i was at it, before i shook my head no in auto correction). thankfully my therapist understood quickly, but needless to say, if she didn't know i was an idiot before, now it's been confirmed.... *shrugs*

weird day. and an idiot brain day too apparently. ah well.

*don't remember if i mentioned it here or not, but i've had to make the decision to quit after this year, rather than continue to my last year, due to how the stress was affecting my health for the worse.