#*homelander

[eviji]

@rejectory

Trailing behind his cape, an old image occurs of Soviet aesthetic history: jawbones, hair the colour of corn, vealskin and wheat, exuding a care that nobody back then ever actually had.

He's still paying for his part in the Holodomor denial, not that the funding for his Saults cave has ever screamed continental subtlety, or austerity for that matter.

"We call that one the Stingray."

He powerstands for the cameras there to catch the candids of Homelander's diplomacy tour, squinting his signature squint.

[stargazers-satellite]

I miss my insane egomaniac homicidal bestie but he's being a drama queen and won't leave his room

[worstrper]

CHOOSE YOUR DESTINY

heroic destiny

you find joy in helping others and adventures. new experiences are very enjoyable to you. you see the good in people for the most part, and possibly have a big ego. it’s not uncommon for you to overestimate yourself and/or others. don’t let this bring you down. not everything you do needs to be extravagant and ground breaking. you can still be a hero by just being you. your heart shines bright, little knight.

tagged by: @perfectedingbadideas​​​ lmfao oh my god i answered this making sure that every time i clicked something the tone of voice was SUPER pompous and like... DUH. HELLO. ITS ME. IM HOMELANDER. EVERYONE LOVES ME. HELLO. and look at this shit god he is so fucking fake i love him tagging: idk i only did this a 2nd time to mess with shanna do it if you want