#*ic asks

[xfdeath]

So in World of Warcraft, there is a headless horseman in the game. Get this though, Abraham... he got his head and his horse can FLY.

A flying horse? Now that’s just ridiculous. 

I’m gonna tell Moloch I want one.

[xfdeath]

Have you ever come across a stray cat or dog?

Animals seem to avoid me, though there is a mutt wandering around the carriage house I cannot seem to get rid of. 

[xfdeath]

Last one for me, but if you have your head back what's the first thing you are going to do? Take care your hair or cut it?

I’m...not sure. Since the Hessians shaved it off when I became the Horseman, there’s a possibility I might not even have any.

I sincerely hope that is not the case.

[xfdeath]

Do you hate some puns that you receive after losing your head?

All of them. They’ve never been funny. 

It’s as if some people think I’ve forgotten I’m headless.

[xfdeath]

What do you do out of habit, but ended up remember you don't have a head?

Occasionally I do wander by a mirror and have half a moment where I get startled by my own reflection. 

Also, the urge to rub one’s temples in annoyance has yet to leave me. 

[emsorcism]

“That’s how you help things, funnels of death.” ( onlyjokesherebro )

@onlyjokesherebro

    She looks at the blondwith amazement in her eyes. Who would’ve thought that Christopher Davis Dane-Krakowski would have been able to beat one of the most difficult video game bosses of all time by completely bullshitting his way through it without even knowing a thing about the game itself. 

     On the flipside, this is ‘Master Prankster 2k15′ Chris, so perhaps she shouldn’t be as surprised as she is. Pulling herself back from her amazement, Emily builds back up her usual facade of pride.

    “ You’re alright, I guess. For a beginner. ” 

[lxckwolf-archive]

☞ + Kol.

send me ☞ + a character to see how i would portray them.

Kol gripped the baseball bat. It was his preferred weapon. Stakes, knives, crossbows, they could get people to piss their pants in seconds. But a baseball bat, it said something different. It said bruises and a world of pain. It wasn't a quick easy stab to the heart. "You see, I have way of getting what I want. Call it a complex, but there is something so delicious in making you cower." There was a smile plastered on his face, the kind of twisted smile that some would call sadistic. "You know, as much as I will enjoy hearing your bones crunch and break, you could just make it easy and give me what I want." That was Kol for you, he always got what he wanted, and he enjoyed it. He didn't have the scheming of his brother Niklaus, or the control of Elijah. But he still had a way of getting things to work out just like he wanted. "It's a simple spell, dear. I'm sure it wouldn't put you out too much, not as much as a broken leg would." 

[lxckwolf-archive]

☞ + Jeremy

send me ☞ + a character to see how i would portray them.

Jeremy felt the cool air hit his face. The slight cold stung him, but in a good way. He pulled on the joint in his hand, feeling the sweet smoke fill into his lungs. Everything around him was just slightly muted, the way he liked it. He stomped on the remainder of the joint before walking into the grill.Of course the first thing his eyes set on was Vicki. The way she moved around with purpose, her hair swinging back and forth. It took him a while to figure out what it was that made him care about her so much. Then he realized that he needed to know she could be saved, not just for her, but for him. But the second thing his eyes found was Tyler Lockwood, lounging against the pool table in his entitled way. His eyes were on the same thing Jeremy’s just left. And that ever present anger filled him up. Instead of greeting Vicki first, he made his way to the Lockwood. “Seriously dude, do you have nothing better than stalk her. She’s not some fuckin’ toy you can pick up and put back down when your bored.” Jeremy spat at him, knowing he was causing a scene. There was something about Tyler that made his blood boil.