#*panicked goat noises*

[goat-yells-at-everything]

So....

I have a tree on my house....

[goat-yells-at-everything]

oh hey.

Haven't had a panic attack triggered by literally nothing in a while...

Na. I didn't need to breath today.

[goat-yells-at-everything]

GLORIOUS.

We have a bat. How it got in? I have no fucking idea?!

*panicked goat noises*

[goat-yells-at-everything]

Oh. Hey.

Thank you random thought about how this surgery could possibly go wrong and leave me unable to draw ever again.

I really needed to think about that right now.

Totally.

[goatyellsateverything]

HELP!

Anyone have any advice for LEGALLY keeping a pair of Canadian demons geese from nesting somewhere?

They are endangered so you cant "harass" them so my options are very limited. @-@

You can not disturb a nest once they start it, eggs or not (for fear the female wont lay at all). You cant "make them feel unsafe" so yelling and stuff is out. Obviously contact is out (and as much as I hate them, I could never hurt one unless it was attacking me).

It's not just my sanity I'm concerned about, either. There are dozens of young kids out here as well as dogs of all sizes. It doesnt matter how docile or fearful they normally are, nesting geese are extremely aggressive and dangerous.

But mostly I just dont want to share our campsite with a pair of demonic hell beasts and their brood for the summer. TT-TT