#*philosophy

[okimsorryillstop]

Freddie Mercury: *played the piano amazingly for queen, could also sing amazingly while doing it, knows chords and notes and songs and stuff* I consider myself an amateur pianist

Me: *can play 1.374 songs, what even are keys* haha yeah me too

[phoenix-kat]

I haven’t finished season 6 but-

WHY ARE ALL PURPLE ALIEN MEN EVIL.

[winterrhayle]

i literaly have welts on my fingers bc my art teacher is setting sm homework,, i can barely hold my pencils

[vvhenan]

Lmao I had a dream & in it i got involved with the guy from philosophy and like I thought he was lowkey cheating on me but never proved it but like. I didn’t care bc it was all about just physical stuff, and so whatever. Also he invited me on a vacation and we were gonna do more ‘stuff’ on it 👀👀👀 which was fine w/me bc whatever (even if he was cheating on me). Somehow we bought me a ticket & we went with his family?? Then our plane was late, and in the end we were floating in the ocean on floaty bed thingies and I was happy bc there were dolphins. Then I touched one and it was a shark and it but my leg and then I woke up to my leg hurting n even now it’s nerves ate weirdly active. Anyway. Weird.

[zanjforever]

but why spend FORTUNES on real french or dutch CHEESE when you can have individually wrapped sliced AMERICAN cheese that does not even have a single ATOM of ACTUAL cheese in it jus sayin