Locked n stuff~
“I’m taken remember?“
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaat? You are? W h o a. Man, with all of your constant reminders how could I have ever realized that?? Oh, boy. New information. Marshall Lee is taken, not by me. H o l y s h i t.
So. Let’s get this straight. You can flirt with me, insinuate and more than insinuate how much you would like to have sex with me, tell me how pretty I am, and that you have to stop yourself from kissing me more than you do, and tell me how you think my boobs are my best feature, all that, while in a relationship-- but I throw one meaningless ‘babe’ at you, and I have to be r e m i n d e d that you’re taken.
Boy, I get it. You’ve got the love of your life, known-for-two-weeks, Debbie Thornberry in your life.
Maybe you’re just reminding yourself that you’re taken, because with all your interactions with me, I think you need the reminders. M a y b e you have to constantly toss your dumb high school relationship in my face so that you remember that you shouldn’t be flirting with me, even though, I think you’d much, much rather be doing the latter.
I’m not jealous, or anything, but I wish you’d just fucking decide if you wanted to flirt with me or be loyal to your dumb girlfriend. Because watching you get angry with me when I actually tease back is getting too old.
You little shit.


















