#*pst

[goldenonthemoon]

*cartwheels suicidally across your inbox*

Hi omg so sorry my mom decided to force me through Bourne identity (for the second time today) and I’m so eternally confused.

Anyways I hope you’re doing better and once again (noticing a theme? I tend to repeat myself a lot lol) I’m here and will continue to be here :)

[codexprotocol]

Our ceiling is too short for one of my roommates. Can we do anything about that?

Good afternoon, Akira!

Lack of height accommodation for Xivu Arath was a brief oversight by the Aldebaran Ark administration. We do apologize.

The problem has been logged and the ceiling height and furniture size adjustments should be in place by tomorrow morning.

Thank you for alerting us to this issue. Please do ask if you have any further inquiries.

[hatagami]

if you used to belong to class 3B it’s cool to assume i’m going “what the hell are you doing here and how’d you find me” every time you click the little follow button

[hatagami]

i’d also like to file a formal complaint towards the dipshit who thought making me immortal at 17 was funny because the sheer contrast between the way my experiences have shaped my way of thinking into that of an adult and the way my dick is like “hey buddy” at anything even remotely erotic in typical teenage fashion is objectively worse than the concept of legendary baseball player ichiro suzuki biting it

[hatagami]

y’all care more about boners than the emotional crisis of not having a pet bird i see how it is

[hatagami]

what the fuck is this

[hatagami]

don’t tell me the whole class is here

[hatagami]

...how?